The last thing that will be going through your brain before you die is MY SIZE 13 BOOT!

 

:XD:

 

~Falzar~

Maimed by the tabloids.

 

(Size 13 too here)

Given to a sadistic scientist who performs experiments that you enjoy on you until you die.

You will get attacked from an ags special attack

A plane crashes into your building, and you survive for some reason.

 

But when going outside someone shoots you.

You choke on your macaroni.

Falls into the gears of a giant moving clockwork machine, which crushes you while aging you with time-magic. By the time you become an old lady, you get grounded into fine dust and the last of your bones falls into the gear mechanisms while your spirit ascends to tend the device.

 

 

Given to a sadistic scientist who performs experiments that you enjoy on you until you die.

 

It's sad because the latter half of it is likely true.

As previously said, death by irony.

Death by his over genre savviness because he had the bad luck to end up in a horror film.

Death by getting covered in acid that is immpossible to wash off and slowly eats you skin and everything underneath in a 10 year time span.

Death by a combination of a mob framing, a kangaroo court, and the execution method being a mental drill that kills you with nightmares.

Death by excessive flatulence.

Being the first casualty in a boss event you were leading, which involves K'ril splitting you in half.

Well, a slow moving river of just over hot lava, with a healing rain once every 5 days.

Beaten to death with your own skull.

I cut off your legs, scrape off the meat, heat the bone in a fire and use it to burn and kill every part of you.

In your sleep, surrounded by loved ones after a long and fulfilling life <3:

In your sleep, dying of getting strangled by a dwarf in your dreams so in real life you stop breathing.

Dies by High School melodrama.

Lokie, that is my greatest fear....

 

You die by being strangled by a book you love.

Dies by a massive stampede of Twilight fans.

AAAAAAAHHHH, the dreams are coming true....

 

Death by being burnt alive by a dragon whose fire both heals and hurts you.

Has their soul extracted and placed into a poorly-made plushie toy to reside in the bedroom of a teenage girl who is into various forms of pop culture that is unappealing to you.

Natural causes.

Has their soul extracted and placed into a poorly-made plushie toy to reside in the bedroom of a teenage girl who is into various forms of pop culture that is unappealing to you.

 

Lokie, those are my dreams, get out of my head!!!!

 

Death by extreme boredom, after hours of listening to Justin Bieber after puberty.