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How will zee person above you die?


SwankyTuna

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Falls into the gears of a giant moving clockwork machine, which crushes you while aging you with time-magic. By the time you become an old lady, you get grounded into fine dust and the last of your bones falls into the gear mechanisms while your spirit ascends to tend the device.

 

 

Given to a sadistic scientist who performs experiments that you enjoy on you until you die.

 

It's sad because the latter half of it is likely true.

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Has their soul extracted and placed into a poorly-made plushie toy to reside in the bedroom of a teenage girl who is into various forms of pop culture that is unappealing to you.

 

Lokie, those are my dreams, get out of my head!!!!

 

Death by extreme boredom, after hours of listening to Justin Bieber after puberty.

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