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How will zee person above you die?

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You die in a horrible banana accident.

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  • You die from shock when you see a party hat dropped in the wildy

You fall and impale yourself on the pen that you didn't think to pick up earlier.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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That same ninja then punches through your chest for the fun of it.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The ninja's brother then assaults you for a frivolous reason.

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You capture footage of the ninja, so of course when you attempt to share it on the internet your comp explodes and the disk in the tray flies out at such speeds it severs you neck almost completely.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

  • 2 weeks later...

A red herring comes at you with a machete.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You travel to Nebraska for some R&R and never come back.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 2 weeks later...

You get lost in a cornfield.

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get the hiccups in the middle of your chainsaw swallowing act.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You fall into a spike pit and the remains are eaten by worms.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

The wall falls on you.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

You attempt physical activity.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

You get stepped on by a hip-hop-opotamus.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 5 months later...

The movie scene in Scary Movie. :thumbup:

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Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

A man who shall liekly never return instantly silences you.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Fire ants. Millions of mother-[bleep]ing fire ants.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Swallowed by the darkness at the command of the thing on the doorstep

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  • 3 months later...

World War III takes place, with you being the only casualty.

  • 2 weeks later...

1 word; jellyfish.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Tentacles.

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Johnny the Homocidal Maniac butchers you with salad tongs. Congratulations, you're now a Noodle Incident.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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