January 20, 201214 yr You die because you put on red goblin armor in the presence of goblins who prefer green armor.
January 20, 201214 yr Spear'd by Kyouko. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
January 20, 201214 yr You are trampled by a herd of buffalo while watching Nex choke to death. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
January 21, 201214 yr You are abducted by Missingo who does many unpleasant things to you. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
January 21, 201214 yr You are shot by an angry TIF'er after you edit their post. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
January 21, 201214 yr hope that isn't really an option. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
January 22, 201214 yr If I clicked on 'turn into a woman' then shit would have really gone down O_o You die by walking under a train as your body is transfigured into a womans. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
January 22, 201214 yr At least I was wearing clean underwear, which come and strangle you. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 4, 201214 yr ?? book reference?? Anyway... I use an 'anti-seven' shield and patent the idea afterwards so I earn millions of dollars and hire seven to kill you, you didn't buy an 'anti-seven' shield because you were being spiteful... http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 4, 201214 yr You die by being drowned in a bath tub full of peroxide after being thrown through a paper factory and getting covered in paper cuts. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 4, 201214 yr You slip and fall into the tub with him. Then a bear mauls you, just because. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
February 5, 201214 yr You get stabbed in the eye by a rather sharp fountain pen. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 5, 201214 yr You accidentally stab yourself through the heart as you battle with a red dragon. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
February 7, 201214 yr Rushes you yelling, "FUS RO DAH" hoping that you don't have time to right click my TIF username... ~ Bonez "That was just low..." 899 http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 7, 201214 yr Unforetunatly acme rocket hits your house first... ~Bonez "acme needs better workmanship..." 899 http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
February 8, 201214 yr DVD kills you for copying his endpost signature :P ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
February 17, 201214 yr A monkey throws a banana peel in front of you as you're hiking on a narrow path near the top of a cliff. "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps
February 25, 201214 yr Knowing Iey, painlessly in their sleep is a terrible way to go. Then add the brutal barrage of stakes and knives.
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