April 8, 201115 yr Spinal cord accidentally removed in a knee surgery. Don't ask how it happened. Join FC "w60_find_pen" For Penguins every week, and helpful people!
July 1, 201115 yr In a shoot out with some cops over a misunderstanding involving an altar boy. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
July 2, 201115 yr You fall off a cliff. Superman saves you and Lex Luthor throws a kryptonite at him. So you fall down and die.
July 3, 201115 yr You are chosen to take part in an experiment involving HeLa cells. Unfortunately, the doctors couldn't control the spread of them and you died a horrible death due to cancer ravaging your body. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep]
July 3, 201115 yr You are thrown to the bottomless pit. You don't die since the pit is bottomless. But someone shoots down to the pit and the bullet hits you.
October 17, 201114 yr There is some music you can't stand and there are people at home making that music. You tell them it sucks, so they beat you up with their musical instruments. And they pay a lot of money to make sure you don't get any health insurance.
October 17, 201114 yr You fall down a staircase. You get a concussion. You go to a hospital. You get shot while in the hospital. You recover. You leave the hospital and get hit by a car, but miraculously don't get hurt. You die of a heart attack when you're 87. YouTube
November 23, 201114 yr You stepped into some Poisonous Joke barefooted and it had an extremely morbid sense of humor.
November 25, 201114 yr You get murdered by me for getting your facts wrong. (It is Poison Joke you moron)
November 27, 201114 yr Rainbow Dash slits your throat in your sleep. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
November 29, 201114 yr You are in danger while in your car, you think there are pillows that come out of your steering wheel but instead it's boxing gloves that kill you.
November 30, 201114 yr You are hit in the head and get amnesia. Then someone convinces you that your name is Goth Bob and your life's goal is to kill yourself. So you swallow a poisonous knife and die of a sudden rattlesnake attack. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor.
November 30, 201114 yr Like most Sirs, you die in a pointless quest to save a royal who wouldn't marry you in the end.
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