The Grim Reaper was actually targeting you.

I hear something strange from the roof, you check your fireplace to see if something's up and Santa Claus falls on you, crushing you, and you die.

You fall victim to a deadly neural toxin.

you die on your one-hundredth birthday having a four-some with four perfect 10s after you satisfy them beyond their abilities to comprehend the amount of pleasure they have received. (OT is that the perfect death?)

You die in a freak accident.

You can't solve a rubik's cube so you throw it on the ground and it breaks, you then step on one of the shards and fall and hit your head off of a bookcase this causes the book "Complete Idiots Guide to the Rubiks Cube" to fall off and crush your head.

You eat a whole bushel of apples. Then you get hit by a truck.

You fell off of a cliff. Lovely.

You find a blue substance in a chemistry lab. You figure it's just sugar. Who would have know it was poisonous?

You devour Russet's body, but get poisoned by the residual poison in his blood system.

You light a match for fun. Little do you know the gases surrounding you are highly combustible.

You survive a plane crash. When you try to swim to safety a shark eats you. After some fisherman kills the shark, he finds you, and you are safe. When you get on land someone tries to shoot you, you manage to escape. Later when you go to sleep Freddy Krueger kills you in your nightmare. That's how you die. :twisted:

A toilet seat that was launched into space by accident somehow does not burn up in the atmosphere and kills you with a tremendous impact.

 

[hide]Kudos if you get the reference.[/hide]

You die in a freak accident.

 

[hide]It never gets old.[/hide]

A blimp falls on you.

A demon says "Death is just the beginning" and uses its claws to slash you to death.

You die in a planned accident,.

You die in an accident you knew about, but failed to act upon.

While you're in a train, the train suddenly crashes. For some reason you survived the train wreck, you get out of the train, but another train is on its way and drives on you, and that's how you die.

 

*Drinks a potion that makes me live forever.*

 

Good luck killing me off now. :twisted:

It turns out the potion you drank had gotten mixed up with the "Turn into a rock" potion.

Zombies follow you and keep saying "Brains" over and over again, you find a shotgun and manage to shoot most of them. But you eventually run out of bullets, and die.

One of my stray shotgun shells ricochets off of a wall and careens all the way across the Atlantic and hits you in the head.

The deadly hopping field mouse kills you.

You start jay walking across a 4 lane highway but half way you decide to lay down and take a nap.

You will contract the "clacks".