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The Grim Reaper was actually targeting you.

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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you die on your one-hundredth birthday having a four-some with four perfect 10s after you satisfy them beyond their abilities to comprehend the amount of pleasure they have received. (OT is that the perfect death?)

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You can't solve a rubik's cube so you throw it on the ground and it breaks, you then step on one of the shards and fall and hit your head off of a bookcase this causes the book "Complete Idiots Guide to the Rubiks Cube" to fall off and crush your head.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You find a blue substance in a chemistry lab. You figure it's just sugar. Who would have know it was poisonous?

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You light a match for fun. Little do you know the gases surrounding you are highly combustible.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You survive a plane crash. When you try to swim to safety a shark eats you. After some fisherman kills the shark, he finds you, and you are safe. When you get on land someone tries to shoot you, you manage to escape. Later when you go to sleep Freddy Krueger kills you in your nightmare. That's how you die. :twisted:

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A toilet seat that was launched into space by accident somehow does not burn up in the atmosphere and kills you with a tremendous impact.

 

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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A blimp falls on you.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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While you're in a train, the train suddenly crashes. For some reason you survived the train wreck, you get out of the train, but another train is on its way and drives on you, and that's how you die.

 

*Drinks a potion that makes me live forever.*

 

Good luck killing me off now. :twisted:

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The deadly hopping field mouse kills you.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You will contract the "clacks".

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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