The truth hurts, so it kills you.

You get killed by M. Night Shamalan's latest crapsterpiece.

Chokes while eating a mcribb but is totally worth it

Obfuscator smacks you with a hammer.

A mishap occurs during the only science experiment you volunteered yourself as a guinea pig for.

Your gun moves all by itself and shoots you. And makes it look like suicide.

 

Actually, it's not the gun, it's some evil magician who made the gun move by itself. :twisted:

 

And nothing can stop him, nothing. Because he's f'n invincible. :twisted:

Death at a mental hospital where you where put for believing in real life magic.

death was caused by you running into a wall, believing u could run threw it ;D

That magician saves me from the institution before I hit the wall and kills you for not believing in him.

 

Dark wizards don't take it kindly when people don't believe in them. :shame:

You were hit by a severe blast of radiation while attempting a spell, unaware that spell produces uranium and enhances its power a thousand fold.

A giant Ariados kills you.

 

Goddamn it, I have to get this Pokémon shit out of my mind. #-o

You will be eaten by a zombie movie.

The same horror movie kills you since the zombie throws an axe right into your face, and you bleed to death.

The axe ricochets and you die again.

The zombie gets bored of throwing his axe at people so he commits suicide.

 

Meanwhile in Germany some Hitler lover shoots you and says "Nein!".

But the zombie is the living dead and comes back alive. It then turns on you and takes a big ole bite of arm.

You die in a plane crash.

Unfortunatly the plane also hit your house just after you posted.

As you laugh quite evilly at his misery, a ninja cat suffocates you with jelly.

But I paid the ninja cat to kill you right before death.

You do too many push ups and your biceps combust painfully.

A shooting star hits you living room and explodes.

The marrow from your bone depletes.

Violence erupts in the Border of Gensokyo; you were the only casualty/

You accidentally stab yourself with the pen from your title and bleed to death.

I use the blood on my pen to write a curse on your sword and it animates itself to slay you.