Alg Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Bunny tells you that you have outlived your usefulness, and throws you into a volcano. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Dies alone and disappointed, not feeling any ounce of satisfaction in his achievements as an eldritch abomination devours his life force and identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Lokie dies after seeing posts in this that are more sadistic than him. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Dies from anxiety while I ponder his next embarrassing demise while dealing with a brooding mood and doodle on a chess board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Banned by being trapped in a computer that is stuck in the forum games section in the now closed LOTPW thread... http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Dies by inducing my rage at posting in the wrong forum game. Proceeds to place bonez on the Scavenger's Daughter and leaves him there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Dies by misinterperting a post in /fg/ to mean he should jump off of a bridge. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 You are eaten by a giant space-goat. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 You are eaten by a giant jello-tan monster that takes the rest of your life to digest you while you are still alive. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Despite the paradoxical implications, the laws of time and logic don't stop your future self going back in time and having you for a nice dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Death because you went back in time and *shudder* created yourself, if you catch my meaning. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Death by insanity from the roots of an eldritch abomination invading your orifices and speaking to you in a complex black language which causes you to learn every shocking thing about the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Death because before I die I use some of my new knowledge to hit you with a long hot stream of lava. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 You are decapitated by a giraffe. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Elephants and other zoo animals trample your body in a hippie induced riot. fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 You are assaulted by violent ghosts while watching a program about ghosts on T.V. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 You die of paranoia from having girly plushies stare at you every time you pass by them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Slain by your long lost son, who grew up to be a traditional sci-fi/fantasy hero about 30 years after you conquer the earth. Neither of you know about the connection. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Bridge falls on you. You die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Asteriod just hits you in the face. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Death by flying iPods. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Hit by an out-of-control psionic wave motion gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 One word: Spaghettification. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 One word. Curbstomp http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Eight words: Embarrassing play starring Snow White; you're the lead. Includes the kissing scene and you will look great in a dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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