March 3, 201214 yr Bunny tells you that you have outlived your usefulness, and throws you into a volcano. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
March 3, 201214 yr Dies alone and disappointed, not feeling any ounce of satisfaction in his achievements as an eldritch abomination devours his life force and identity.
March 4, 201214 yr Lokie dies after seeing posts in this that are more sadistic than him. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 4, 201214 yr Dies from anxiety while I ponder his next embarrassing demise while dealing with a brooding mood and doodle on a chess board.
March 4, 201214 yr Banned by being trapped in a computer that is stuck in the forum games section in the now closed LOTPW thread... http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 4, 201214 yr Dies by inducing my rage at posting in the wrong forum game. Proceeds to place bonez on the Scavenger's Daughter and leaves him there.
March 4, 201214 yr Dies by misinterperting a post in /fg/ to mean he should jump off of a bridge. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 4, 201214 yr You are eaten by a giant jello-tan monster that takes the rest of your life to digest you while you are still alive. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 4, 201214 yr Despite the paradoxical implications, the laws of time and logic don't stop your future self going back in time and having you for a nice dinner.
March 4, 201214 yr Death because you went back in time and *shudder* created yourself, if you catch my meaning. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 4, 201214 yr Death by insanity from the roots of an eldritch abomination invading your orifices and speaking to you in a complex black language which causes you to learn every shocking thing about the universe.
March 4, 201214 yr Death because before I die I use some of my new knowledge to hit you with a long hot stream of lava. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 4, 201214 yr Elephants and other zoo animals trample your body in a hippie induced riot. fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates.
March 5, 201214 yr You are assaulted by violent ghosts while watching a program about ghosts on T.V. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 5, 201214 yr You die of paranoia from having girly plushies stare at you every time you pass by them.
March 5, 201214 yr Slain by your long lost son, who grew up to be a traditional sci-fi/fantasy hero about 30 years after you conquer the earth. Neither of you know about the connection. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
March 5, 201214 yr Asteriod just hits you in the face. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 5, 201214 yr One word. Curbstomp http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape.
March 5, 201214 yr Eight words: Embarrassing play starring Snow White; you're the lead. Includes the kissing scene and you will look great in a dress.
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