You encounter a new Pokemon, but it still remains undiscovered because it ate you.

Cancer, do I need to say more?

The constellation? Sagittarius doesn't get along with it very well.

 

Devoured by an eldricth abomination that was trying chopsticks for the first time.

You're given an enormous amount of money to participate in a reality TV series. What they don't tell you is that it's very loosely based on the board game Operation, and you're not one of the surgeons.

You are finally given a role, albeit a minor one. It's on the cast of the Adult Swim cartoon Superjail.

 

Here is the trope page to explain why you are going to die this way: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/Superjail

You know those monsters under your bed?

 

They aren't real. The ones in your closet, on the other hand, dislike your choice of clothing... Violently.

Your pillow gets to life and chokes you to death.

You decide to take up base jumping.

 

 

You have no idea what base jumping is, so you decide walk to the library to do some research.

 

 

You almost get hit by a car, but you're fine.

 

 

You do the research and on your way home you pass by laser tag place.

 

 

The game goes well, nothing dangerous happens, and you head home after making several friends.

 

 

Then you fall into an open sewer and get eaten by alligators.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coincidentally, you decide to give sky-diving a go.

 

 

You rent a plane.

 

Fly up into the air.

 

You forgot the gear.

 

So you fly back down.

 

But the plane crashes.

 

You survived!

 

But the mafia was waiting outside and drop a bridge on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone dropped a Bridgette on you.

 

You go insane and snap your own neck.

You fall in love with a woman who turns out to be a trap.

 

By which I mean, a comically oversized mousetrap in a dress. In your defense, she was pretty cute.

The trap's attractiveness proves to be your undoing, and you begin an affair with the widow.

 

Sadly second base proves to be fatal.

You get distracted by the sexy for a few seconds. The sexy being Medusa.

You decide to explore that labyrinth that everyone' been talking about, but politely turn down an offer of golden thread before you enter. Slow and painful hilarity ensues.

Your computer eats you and then destroys your city.

You volunteer for a job at a lab, and it's going great until you get exposed to some space radiation. See, this isn't your normal, cancer causing radiation. This is grade A superhero-making shit.

Anyway, the lab got its hands on some, but before they start experimenting you get exposed to it. It doesn't give you superpowers. It makes your electrons disappear. All of them. You become Plasma-Man! Which is to say, you turn into a really hot cloud and bad things happen.

Everyone in your city is affected by an unknown virus, you are immune to that virus for some reason. You try to find out cure for that virus, but you don't.

 

You survive other 30 years while everyone else is infected, you die of boredom since you can't wait that long.

On a random walk out in the country side, a cargo plane carrying several tons of cold porridge has engine failure and needs to dump it's load in a futile attempt to keep altitude.... sadly you get splattered.

Snakes. Lots and lots of snakes. They're all harmless, of course, but there are so many that you just can't breathe.

Death by surprise Cow Smooch.

 

 

Made up word describing situation involving made up words.

 

Death by words.

 

I'll let you figure out how that works, because I have no idea. Maybe a giant sign crushes you, I dunno.

After marrying Blaze in an extremely romantic ceremony, the two of you are attacked by a raccoon.

Blaze manages to escape unharmed, but unfortunately ALG, you are mauled to death by the pesky critter.

I'm reincarnated as a raccoon, and challenge the other one to the death.

 

You're hit by a car as you watch the ensuing critter fight.

Death by vengeful wife. In this case, Blaze due to not including them in your will.

Death by penguin. Harpies shouldn't wander at night.