Kirschen Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You encounter a new Pokemon, but it still remains undiscovered because it ate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Cancer, do I need to say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 The constellation? Sagittarius doesn't get along with it very well. Devoured by an eldricth abomination that was trying chopsticks for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 You're given an enormous amount of money to participate in a reality TV series. What they don't tell you is that it's very loosely based on the board game Operation, and you're not one of the surgeons. 1 I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 You are finally given a role, albeit a minor one. It's on the cast of the Adult Swim cartoon Superjail. Â Here is the trope page to explain why you are going to die this way: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/Superjail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 You know those monsters under your bed? They aren't real. The ones in your closet, on the other hand, dislike your choice of clothing... Violently. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Your pillow gets to life and chokes you to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 You decide to take up base jumping.  You have no idea what base jumping is, so you decide walk to the library to do some research.  You almost get hit by a car, but you're fine.  You do the research and on your way home you pass by laser tag place.  The game goes well, nothing dangerous happens, and you head home after making several friends.  Then you fall into an open sewer and get eaten by alligators.      I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Coincidentally, you decide to give sky-diving a go.  You rent a plane. Fly up into the air. You forgot the gear. So you fly back down. But the plane crashes. You survived! But the mafia was waiting outside and drop a bridge on you.       Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Someone dropped a Bridgette on you. You go insane and snap your own neck. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 You fall in love with a woman who turns out to be a trap. By which I mean, a comically oversized mousetrap in a dress. In your defense, she was pretty cute. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 The trap's attractiveness proves to be your undoing, and you begin an affair with the widow. Sadly second base proves to be fatal. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 You get distracted by the sexy for a few seconds. The sexy being Medusa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 You decide to explore that labyrinth that everyone' been talking about, but politely turn down an offer of golden thread before you enter. Slow and painful hilarity ensues. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Your computer eats you and then destroys your city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 You volunteer for a job at a lab, and it's going great until you get exposed to some space radiation. See, this isn't your normal, cancer causing radiation. This is grade A superhero-making shit.Anyway, the lab got its hands on some, but before they start experimenting you get exposed to it. It doesn't give you superpowers. It makes your electrons disappear. All of them. You become Plasma-Man! Which is to say, you turn into a really hot cloud and bad things happen. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Everyone in your city is affected by an unknown virus, you are immune to that virus for some reason. You try to find out cure for that virus, but you don't. You survive other 30 years while everyone else is infected, you die of boredom since you can't wait that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToeJam Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 On a random walk out in the country side, a cargo plane carrying several tons of cold porridge has engine failure and needs to dump it's load in a futile attempt to keep altitude.... sadly you get splattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Snakes. Lots and lots of snakes. They're all harmless, of course, but there are so many that you just can't breathe. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Death by surprise Cow Smooch.  Made up word describing situation involving made up words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Death by words. I'll let you figure out how that works, because I have no idea. Maybe a giant sign crushes you, I dunno. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tansuo Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 After marrying Blaze in an extremely romantic ceremony, the two of you are attacked by a raccoon.Blaze manages to escape unharmed, but unfortunately ALG, you are mauled to death by the pesky critter. | | Â | Â A Blog to Bathtubs for BeginnersQuest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-201299 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/201299 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/201399 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013 Â | Â 99 Smithing 22/8/2013Â 99 Crafting 19/12/2013 Â | Â 99 Cooking 15/1/2014 Â | Â 99 Agility 25/1/2014 Â | Â 99 Thieving 01/02/201499 Construction 21/04/2014 Â | Â 99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014 Â | Â 99 Fishing 17/04/2014 Â | Â 99 Mining 23/07/201599 Divination 27/07/2015 Â | Â 99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015 Â | Â 99 Hunter 20/08/2015 Â | Maxed 20/08/2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I'm reincarnated as a raccoon, and challenge the other one to the death. You're hit by a car as you watch the ensuing critter fight. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Death by vengeful wife. In this case, Blaze due to not including them in your will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Death by penguin. Harpies shouldn't wander at night. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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