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I ate my pet fish (supposed to be humor)

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My bad if its wrong forum... I'm assuming its right...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm a fairly new member, and I still enjoy showing off all my stuff to the f2p peeps. After doing the Pirate Pete subquest, I pull on my fishbowl, breathing gear, crab claw, and rune hally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Head on over to a free world. Log in and BAM! 4 or 5 peeps followed me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: WHAT THE HECK is that stuff you have

 

 

 

Other noob: he has a fishbowl on his head

 

 

 

noob: WHY!?!?!??111??one!!

 

 

 

Me: I tried to eat my pet fish, but I got my head stuck in the bowl. Now it wont come off. So they had to give me breathing gear so I wouldnt suffocate.

 

 

 

noob: wow....

 

 

 

noob: ....

 

 

 

noob: How you get pet fishy??

 

 

 

Other noob: Its members only

 

 

 

noob: Oh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*5 mins later*

 

 

 

(noob now refers to a new noob following me)

 

 

 

Noob: Cool space suit

 

 

 

Me: Thanks!

 

 

 

Noob: did you go to the moon yet?

 

 

 

Me: No. I came from mars. I need directions on how to get back. Could you help me?

 

 

 

Noob: Are you a quest?

 

 

 

Me: ...

 

 

 

Noob: Like theres a new quest now??

 

 

 

Noob: Sure, I'll help you get back!

 

 

 

*noob runs off into varrock west.*

 

 

 

Noob: NEW QUEST GUYS!!!! The guy is standing out there, he needs to get back to mars.

 

 

 

*noob gets called noob by peeps in bank, but some come out anyways*

 

 

 

*I log off*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I about wet myself laughing at this last noob... I'm a quest... rofl :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did all this before the diving gear was common. Now its harder to do... although still possible. I think members are liking their "space suits".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And yes, I swear, all this did happen.

I think this is something you should tell your friends or keep to yourself

...Seriously that wasn't funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just some everyday tale from Noobyworld

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lmao :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I found it funny :lol:

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...Seriously that wasn't funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just some everyday tale from Noobyworld

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol I find it funny how sometimes people act like they know it all...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you try back flipping off your high horse (we know u are too great to "step off"), you might have some fun in "noobyworld"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh well, I'm perfectly content to have fun without you.

I think this is something you should tell your friends or keep to yourself

 

 

 

lol no way, this made my day.

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:lol: hahahaha!! wohohoho!! hahahaha!! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

totally funny

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Yeah that is pretty funny, I remember when splitbark first came out and some guys were showing it off in f2p, some of the comments were hilarious.

 

 

 

I wonder what the f2p comments were when a member first took a fixed device onto a f2p world.

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-promptly falls off of her chair-

 

 

 

That was hilarious. That made my day.

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lol funny stuff, especially when he went and got more noobs

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worst joke ever

 

 

 

Lamest put-down ever

worst joke ever

 

 

 

Lamest put-down ever

 

 

 

Yeah, dude...everyone who disagrees with you is a moron. That's a philosophy to live by.

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rotfl thats awesome :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: zomg!!!!!!!!!!!!2349o87!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''''''''''''''''''! its liek a hackzorz quest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leets goe to maaarss :roll:

 

 

 

:wink:

 

 

 

thats funny :P

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Wow, that actualy made me laugh :). Would be even funnier if I knew that the newb actualy thought it was a new quest though XD.

Why do you refer to them as 'noob'?

 

 

 

Also im sick of people calling each other this. They may be 'noobs' to you. But i can be pretty sure you qualify as a 'noob' to me. So stop degrading them by calling them names when they did nothing wrong.

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Why do you refer to them as 'noob'?

 

 

 

Also im sick of people calling each other this. They may be 'noobs' to you. But i can be pretty sure you qualify as a 'noob' to me. So stop degrading them by calling them names when they did nothing wrong.

 

 

 

Sorry - yeah, I am certain I am a noob to you.

 

 

 

I was refering to them as "noobs" only because that is a general term that, while maybe not totally accurate, is easily identifiable as the other party (2nd party) involved. Also, which do you think is easier to see, type, etc? Noob, or f2p-er, or non-member.

 

 

 

Noob rocks my boat in that case. See sig if you disagree :lol:

 

 

 

(nothing personal intended at you by the way)

LoL, I'll give you that one. This actually made me laugh :).

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