what stupid things did you get in trouble for in school

[king_kenny69]

well i gota admit, i'm a bit of a hell raiser and class clown, but with a bad temper :evil: . in year 9 i went to a catholic private school, and in total got 2 in-day suspensions (all u have to do is sit by a desk in a room next to the school office, pretty swett really, cause i didnt have to do work, just sat there playing games on my mobile 8) ), i got the first one cause i beat the F**K out of sum kid who thought it would be funny to scratch my brand new 150$ ripcurl watch, and the second one i got cause my freind bought a ging (slingshot) to school, and... I... uh... 'demonstrated' how to use it on a seagull (both my parents were away at the time so i didnt get busted too badly, they never found out, i'm still not proud of it though). along with that i got 1 out of school suspension cause i told a teacher that he 'sucked', (yea really lame i know, he went and cried to the deputy principal), and later on the last day of the year, to cap it all off, while we were watching school of rock, i covered a paper wasp (those fold of paper that u can shot out of lackys) in whiteout then shot the brand new LCD T.V with it, wich left a big white mark all over Jack Black's face until the teacher wiped/scrathed it off. and funnnily enought that got me expelled. but now i have alot more fun at my new, public school (e.g, i called our english teacher a dumb*** because he mispronounced 'Nicole Wyatt', as 'Nick White', shows how much he knows about english!) . :lol:

[dogtag_dez]

Once I told all the kids that the sugar cookies, my day care lady made, were potatoes. No one ate the "potatoes" and I got all the cookies to my self (until the day care lady found out :( )

 

Yup, I was a rebel

 

 

 

You're a genius and I love you. :D:D lmao :mrgreen:

[How2PK]

Constantly making sounds like when you have an orgasm when I was in history class, or when I saw my female history teacher walking in the schoolbuilding. I was about 13/14 years old.

[cadburys_egg]

Constantly making sounds like when you have an orgasm when I was in history class, or when I saw my female history teacher walking in the schoolbuilding. I was about 13/14 years old.

 

 

 

Did you happen to like this teacher? :o

[cardsfan]

Kindergarten - Making out with a girl

 

Grade 7 - Fight; a guy stole my dodge ball.

 

 

 

That is all, currently in Grade 12.

first one makes me scared irl...the thoughts of kids doing that in kindergarten... :oops:

 

 

 

second one is funny...i fight over dodgeballs all the time :lol:

 

 

 

so far i havent really gotten in trouble...i did kinda when i stole a kids shoe before class 8) , he had to walk outside for quite a while

[TheRealist]

^Take a guess? :wink:

 

 

 

Anyway, in 8th grade I broke into my school and stole a stereo. I got caught and had to pay all the fees and stuff, so it was like I payed for the stereo :evil:

[Sir_Alex85]

I fell off my chair and said, "Owch, my [wagon]." and got in trouble.

 

 

 

We were doing Health, the "Question Box". And I put in as many questions as I could to make the teacher uncomfortable. She recognized my printing, and was going to keep me in for lunch for a week... I got away with it, though, when I said that I really didn't know the answers to what I put in. ;O

 

 

 

I made confetti from 10 pieces of lined paper and threw it at my friend in the hallway, and some old guy yelled at me.

 

 

 

Last one: Me and my friend got into a scuffle. We try to grab eachother's face. Anyways, his guitar flew off of his back and hit some grade sevener, and a teacher yelled at us to get out of the school. o.o

 

 

 

Das about it.

[Kryptic]

The stupiest thing I have gotten in trouble for is standing in a hallway, inwhich no one is suppose to stand in. I was suspended for 2 days.

 

 

 

And whats really really stupid, is that a kid my grade knocked out another kid in grade 10 over a basketball game. The kid has a broken jaw, and suffered a concusion. Guess how many days he got - 1/2.

[Lord_Muijs]

well, I was standing on the second floor (third floor in America) of my school, at the stairs talking to a few friends of mine. and ALL the way downstairs at the entrance I saw the unmistakeble bold spot on top of the head of the most loathed teacher in the school (Note: this teacher is a woman :shock: ) talking to another teacher.

 

I had a bottle of Coca-Cola in my hand, half-full. well, what would you do?

 

I gave my friends a huge wink, and carefully took aim over the fence parting the stairs from a 6 meter drop downstairs, and let a HUGE splash of coke exit the bottle, and fall down.......

 

right before it hit my lovely teachers head, we all pulled our heads back so she wouldn't see us if she'd look up. we heard a deafening yell. she was FURIOUS. We went to the library and stayed there for a minute or 10 till the break was over, pretending to be studying, all barely managing not to burst out laughing. We never got caught.... We had so much fun the rest of the day. School has never been that funny.

[knives669]

well, I was standing on the second floor (third floor in America) of my school, at the stairs talking to a few friends of mine. and ALL the way downstairs at the entrance I saw the unmistakeble bold spot on top of the head of the most loathed teacher in the school (Note: this teacher is a woman :shock: ) talking to another teacher.

 

I had a bottle of Coca-Cola in my hand, half-full. well, what would you do?

 

I gave my friends a huge wink, and carefully took aim over the fence parting the stairs from a 6 meter drop downstairs, and let a HUGE splash of coke exit the bottle, and fall down.......

 

right before it hit my lovely teachers head, we all pulled our heads back so she wouldn't see us if she'd look up. we heard a deafening yell. she was FURIOUS. We went to the library and stayed there for a minute or 10 till the break was over, pretending to be studying, all barely managing not to burst out laughing. We never got caught.... We had so much fun the rest of the day. School has never been that funny.

 

 

 

:lol: *High fives you*

 

 

 

When I was in kindergarten, I got in trouble for getting up during naptime to pick a crayon up off the floor. :? They called my parents and everything... The teacher said I was disrupting class.

 

 

 

I got in trouble in first grade for ripping the head off another girl's doll.

 

 

 

When I was in second grade, I put my pencil on the corner of my desk, and hit the part hanging off with my hand, making the pencil fly across the room and hit my teacher in the face.

 

 

 

Fourth grade was the first time I ever got in trouble for drawing in class.

 

 

 

When I was in fifth grade, I yelled a curse word because after almost two weeks of practicing, I still didn't get long division...

 

 

 

I got in trouble in seventh grade for turning in a huge picture I'd drawn of Sonic the Hedgehog, instead of my math homework. And also for sneaking into the science lab.

 

 

 

And I've pretty much calmed down since then. :D

[Guest AshKaYu]

I've also had trouble with real law enforcers, Kiel.

 

 

 

And thats +1, dogtag.

[MyPurpleCrayon]

Putting a pen in my mouth.

 

No joke.

 

I'm serious.

[mixand]

i remember in preeschool a bot threw sand at me so i took his triky and trew it at the easter bunny (it was easter at the time) :lol: :lol: :lol:

[____]

Kindergarten - Making out with a girl

Lol, what a pimp.

 

 

 

 

 

Stupidest thing I've gotten in trouble for was asking a question.

 

I couldn't read the guys writing so I asked what it said and he fully flipped out :-\

 

Said something about me being illiterate and 'not supposed to be here' *shrug*

[WutangFlu]

OH...

 

 

 

i got a stapler thrown at me by a teacher (it was sex ed 5th grade) and he had us put questions in a hat (they could be anything) and one of my friends decided it would be funny to ask him a personal question, and sign MY name on the paper... w00t... i think he was having a bad day.. either that or we got him on the spot.. lol..

 

 

 

and also..

 

this isnt me but in 6th grade, a friend of mine was playing with a paper clip while the teacher was reading, she threw the book down and yelled at him, and ran out the school crying... yer... she didnt come back for about a week so we had the principal for a teacher... w00t...

[Bubsa]

Putting a pen in my mouth.

 

No joke.

 

I'm serious.

 

 

 

Did the ink run? No-one likes an inky kid :(

[ford_rule]

i done too mucnh to list but the funniest was when me and a mate were doing a jacka$ film for fun, and we ran into the canteen and stole a box of snakes and took off. hahaha the look on the canteen lady was gold! oh and another was when our school went through a two for flinching fad, and i went to faint a punch to a guy and he turned around into it, so bam, it was soft though but he flipped out at me so just as i threw a punch back the principal and both ap's walked around the corner..hahahahaha omg i pooed myself, but its all fun

[MyPurpleCrayon]

Putting a pen in my mouth.

 

No joke.

 

I'm serious.

 

 

 

Did the ink run? No-one likes an inky kid :(

 

 

 

No, my teacher was a complete moron though.

[Ape]

Right, here we go:

 

 

 

Year 1: I fell and grabbed onto this girl... Accidently pulling her trousers down, revealing all. :roll:

 

 

 

Year 2: Put a picture on the school computer's desktop of a half naked woman. (I was a leet haxxor) (H)

 

 

 

Year 3: Accidently breaking a school window with a rugby ball. Didn't get caught though. Luckily.

 

 

 

Year 4: Few fights here and there. Nothing big though, was mostly with the same person. Kiddy scrap, basically.

 

 

 

Year 5: Brought a few hundred awesome PokÃÆÃâÃâémon cards into school. They got taken off me... And was accidently given to this roughian kid who then sold them for about ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã1, when they could have been worth almost thousands. Then I threatened him a few times... But then he got his bigger brothers.. And his Dad. :shock: I could take his Dad nowadays, though. :twisted:

 

 

 

Year 6: Nothing much... The usual scrap here and there.

 

 

 

Year 7: This is when I went to the "big school"... I just tried to make an imporession and was on my best behaviour. :lol:

 

 

 

Year 8: This is when I discovered Rhys. Err... We fiddled with the computers for a little while... Not much though.

 

 

 

Year 9: Oooooo, this is where it gets better. Rhys, Sam(another friend of mine) and I found several flaws in the school's network which allowed us adminastrive rights. This happened several times.. And we found many other ways to get us in... But then as we were close with our IT teacher, he would report it and get the techies to fix it. But we still have our secrets. :wink:

 

 

 

Year 10 (now): Haven't got into much trouble yet. This is the year of which I met my girlfriend... That's about it. I'll post again when the year is over. ;)

 

 

 

There ya' go.

 

 

 

-Mitch-

[Umega]

I stole quite a few note books so I could draw in them, they found out. I only had to pay ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã1 in the end lol, but the deputy teacher gave me a good shouting at though. :shock:

[Bubsa]

Putting a pen in my mouth.

 

No joke.

 

I'm serious.

 

 

 

Did the ink run? No-one likes an inky kid :(

 

 

 

No, my teacher was a complete moron though.

 

 

 

That would explain things!

[CoRnMaN]

my physics teacher threatend me saying he would call my parents, principal, and councilar. He said if I didnt stop being smart he would do that ( have a 100% in that dumb class)

 

 

 

example: We were talking about the fuels the sun uses, so I ask him how come it dosn't just burn up all the gases at the same time making a huge exploison.

 

His response "Well cars don't blow up all the fuel in their tank, same principal."

 

My response "So the sun has fuel injectors?"

 

 

 

He was SOOO pissed. This is a good example of why evoltion isn't real, becuase the law of natural of selection would have killed this guy along time ago.

[dragons_m8]

1 flushed teachers wig down the loo

 

2 emptied a tin of baked beans on some 1st graders head

 

3 found teachers....... joy magazines... you know what i mean.... and put them in between random books in the library lol =-)