All? Rofl.

 

 

 

 

 

I seriously can't tell if people are joking in the same way that I'm joking and i'm misinterpreting them. I don't think its possible for this many people not to get the joke.

well i did read the whole thing before i posted but i think you should change the title and change the end of your first post because it made me beleive that it was about you. sorry about that but i'm sure other people thought the same thing.

I'm not selfish.... :(

I'm not selfish.... :(

 

 

 

I was going to take you at your word, but then i saw your sig saying that you were level 111. Which means you're a jerk. But you get an A for effort for trying to fool us all.

 

 

 

 

 

Jerk.

I thought you were serious for a moment and was about to go off. Thats rpetty funny though, normally I ignore most people because everywhere i go its, Ill buy this, or ill buy that, or freest0fplx. If someone with a little bit of intelligence talks to me ill talk back though.

I forgot to mention: Your combat level is your percentage chance of being a jerk.

 

 

 

I.E., lvl 89 players have an 89% chance of being jerks.

 

 

 

As for people over lvl 100 combat, how does that apply, you ask?

 

 

 

The number of combat levels you have OVER 100 indicates the percentage chance that your aura of jerk-ness will cause people around you to become jerks.

 

 

 

For example, a level 110 player has a 100% chance of being a jerk and a 10% chance of rubbing off on other players and making them jerks as well, regardless of their combat levels.

 

 

 

So make sure you stay away from lvl 126 players, kids. They have better than a 1/4th chance of making YOU a jerk too.

...some mod lock this post... its out of line.

 

 

 

Your accusing of peopel being something they maybe not.

...some mod lock this post... its out of line.

 

 

 

Your accusing of peopel being something they maybe not.

 

 

 

 

 

Please tell me your joking. Please. For my sanity, PLEASE tell me you get the fact that I called metallica a jerk as a joke.

Nice Story. And aso for the people that don't seem to read before posting, why even bother posting if you can't take the time to read the enitre post. I was really getting frustarted my self reading through alot of these posts wondering if people didn't read the entire thing or are just complete idiots. I myself keep public on most of the time, but serieosly when you get ppl following asking for free stuff pl0x how else are you going to deal with it than just ignoring them. I'm a very lazy person and i don't ever feel like getting into a typing argument with someone lvl 3 or lvl 126, i don't care which, but i'm going to ignore both of them.

 

 

 

EDIT: Oh, and btw he was joking about the accusations against metallica. Seriously does no one on here know of the word SARCASTIC. obviously not.

unfortunatly there are many people in rs like that lvl 74 who think that the world revolves around them and everyone should talk to them, add them, give them free stuff, sell there things and anyone who doesnt is a noob.

I get mad about this :evil: more then 80% of people who are under the 100 are asking free stuff even my friends you think i keep asking nice not asking for pfr33 st00f man i get irritated of that and 100+ are mostly hard working boys who are realy working on rs thats why we dont talk that much

That theory is a load of 'poop' - to put it nicely.

 

 

 

If all lvl 100+s are jerks then you're Jesus.

 

 

 

Don't say you are, it's not true and we know it. :)

That theory is a load of 'poop' - to put it nicely.

 

 

 

If all lvl 100+s are jerks then you're Jesus.

 

 

 

Don't say you are, it's not true and we know it. :)

 

 

 

Here's a concept: It's a joke. The theory is nothing more than a joke. Sarcastic, yes. Joke, yes. Serious, no. In the context of what this thread was, how could you possibly interpret it as anything but a joke? I ripped on a guy for saying all lvl 100s were selfish. I cracked a joke about metallica being a jerk just because he was a high level. What more context could you possibly need?

Ahh Ok, I did pick up a bit of sarcasm but wasn't sure...

 

 

 

I think I'm a little tired. :P

 

 

 

I hope that Iamamoron guy gets 1hit by someone/thing. :D

That guy probably thinks that all the people outside his house are selfish too, as they aren't knocking on his door to start a mindless conversation with him, and arent giving him free stuff.

Thats really not cool to say that, what about Leesters? What about Metallica56?

Thats really not cool to say that, what about Leesters? What about Metallica56?

 

 

 

Well you see, they're secretly jerks, they just fake being nice to throw you off.

 

 

 

DO NOT let your guard down around them. The second you do that, BAM! You're suddenly talking to a jerk. And then your life is over.

 

 

 

I made that mistake once, young padawan. It scarred me for life.

Your overreacting.

People whom assume everything they see is for sale are very annoying jerks because they get into some name calling once they are turned down. Their brethren the 'uninvited trader' are just as bad.

 

 

 

I am just joking though. Total joke! Don't be offended! This never happens!

 

Seriously.

Wow! This thread has it all! A well written anecdote, an intelligent discussion (that almost but didn't really go to far), witty retorts... And Chris, I must say you have the patients of a saint to not just smack your head on the keyboard with the title only readers.

 

 

 

Oh wait, why am I talking to YOU, I'm level 107 :twisted:

lol, im no jerk!

I'm not selfish.... :(

 

 

 

I was going to take you at your word, but then i saw your sig saying that you were level 111. Which means you're a jerk. But you get an A for effort for trying to fool us all.

 

 

 

 

 

Jerk.

 

 

 

Your the jerk, I'm not lvl 100+ but I know a few. Are Barihawk and Nathanich lvl 100+? what about Trojann2? I bet they are, but if they are they aren't selfish.

Your overreacting.

 

 

 

 

 

That's where you're wrong. All the lvl 100 jerks just want you to think I'm overreacting. It's how they lure you in.

 

 

 

They're just reeling you in, son. I feel for your soul.

I'm not selfish.... :(

 

 

 

I was going to take you at your word, but then i saw your sig saying that you were level 111. Which means you're a jerk. But you get an A for effort for trying to fool us all.

 

 

 

 

 

Jerk.

 

 

 

Your the jerk, I'm not lvl 100+ but I know a few. Are Barihawk and Nathanich lvl 100+? what about Trojann2? I bet they are, but if they are they aren't selfish.

 

 

 

No No No. That's where you're wrong. They are all jerks. Very secretly, but yes, jerks. If you don't believe me- check out their secret website. It's their secret jerk society

 

 

 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search

 

 

 

 

 

AND they have a secret page telling them how to fool people like us:

 

 

 

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search

They didn't put those on google! They are definisions of the words! Shows you that your IQ is low.