bluehooloovo Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [hide=]This occured after my opponent gave up against me in FoG after he found out I'm running away from him. I didn't catch the entire converstation on screenie, but here's how it went approximately. Noob: Omfg dumb lvl103 running away lik a noob Juhniz: My objective was to evade, not sit in the centre and take hits Noob: Running like a girl Noob: Thats ur objective? Juhniz: If you are unaware of the rules, you should watch the tutorial again. Juhniz: And stop doing that. Noob: Rofl stop doing what After that he ran into the waiting lobby. :twss:[/hide] 1) Don't go to FOG with your public and private chats ON. 2) I doubt your IQ is 130. 3) You sounded like an [wagon] tbh... :thumbsup: What made him sound like an [wagon]? I mean, I agree with you about turning private and public chat off, and the IQ... well, I don't speculate on IQ's unless they're below 100, and his seems higher than that at least. But his responses seem reasonable, and he was a lot less antagonistic than I am generally am in his situation. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [hide=]This occured after my opponent gave up against me in FoG after he found out I'm running away from him. I didn't catch the entire converstation on screenie, but here's how it went approximately. Noob: Omfg dumb lvl103 running away lik a noob Juhniz: My objective was to evade, not sit in the centre and take hits Noob: Running like a girl Noob: Thats ur objective? Juhniz: If you are unaware of the rules, you should watch the tutorial again. Juhniz: And stop doing that. Noob: Rofl stop doing what After that he ran into the waiting lobby. :twss:[/hide] 1) Don't go to FOG with your public and private chats ON. 2) I doubt your IQ is 130. 3) You sounded like an [wagon] tbh... :thumbsup: What made him sound like an [wagon]? I mean, I agree with you about turning private and public chat off, and the IQ... well, I don't speculate on IQ's unless they're below 100, and his seems higher than that at least. But his responses seem reasonable, and he was a lot less antagonistic than I am generally am in his situation. Lol, I pulled the IQ off an internet IQ test I did a long time ago. :twss: But he doesn't have to know that. :-$ And I keep Public Chat ON because nothing's better than good lulz every now and then. :twss: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neos_Matrix Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I was heading to Draynor when this happened: Guy with full mystic: Wanna go fight steel dragos? Me: No. Im doing a slayer task. Guy with full mystic: K noob! *runs off* Which person is the noob? :shock: Btw the mystic guy was lvl 65... Barrows Items: 1x Dharok's Platelegs, 1x Veracs's Plateskirt, 1x Dharok's Greataxe, 2x Torag's Platelegs, 1x Akrisae's War Mace, 1x Ahrim's Robeskirt, 3x Akrisae's Robetop, 1x Guthan's Warspear, 1x Akrisae's Robeskirt, 1x Torag's Helm, 2x Verac's Brassard, 1x Karil's Pistol Crossbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I was heading to Draynor when this happened: Guy with full mystic: Wanna go fight steel dragos? Me: No. Im doing a slayer task. Guy with full mystic: K noob! *runs off* Which person is the noob? :shock: Btw the mystic guy was lvl 65... Lol, that's like one guy who asked me to "team with him in wildy" while I was Firemaking in Edgeville.. What can you team there? Revenants? Hobgoblins? Mithril ores? :lol: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Runar Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I was in Draynor training woodcutting. I weared a hat from x-mas 05 event. Then a noob comes. Noob: Nice hat Me: Thanks Noob: Can I buy it Me: It's not tradable Noob: 1k Me: It's not tradable Noob: 5k Me: It's not tradable!!! Noob: Plz Me: I can't trade it, it's not tradable Noob: How did u get it? Me: Christmas 2005 event Noob: Oh ok Noob: But i want that hat Me: You can't get it Noob: 10k plz i want it Me: It's not tradable Noob: Where can i get it Me: It's from Christmas 2005 event, you can't get it anymore Noob: Plz tell me Me: You can't get it anymore Noob: :( Some players just don't seem to understand anything... The Runar's (OSRS) DIY blog - most viewed Blogscape blog ever! Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I was in Draynor training woodcutting. I weared a hat from x-mas 05 event. Then a noob comes. Noob: Nice hat Me: Thanks Noob: Can I buy it Me: It's not tradable Noob: 1k Me: It's not tradable Noob: 5k Me: It's not tradable!!! Noob: Plz Me: I can't trade it, it's not tradable Noob: How did u get it? Me: Christmas 2005 event Noob: Oh ok Noob: But i want that hat Me: You can't get it Noob: 10k plz i want it Me: It's not tradable Noob: Where can i get it Me: It's from Christmas 2005 event, you can't get it anymore Noob: Plz tell me Me: You can't get it anymore Noob: :( Some players just don't seem to understand anything... Dont know it this is made up. I wish tip.it had a facepalm face... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaps Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Dont know it this is made up. I wish tip.it had a facepalm face... #-o I was mining in Falador, and I see a 100k Drop Party, I figure "What the Hell, why not" and go, and some level 50 says "Go away this is my xfer noob" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamMonkey0 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Sometime in May fishing at Barbarian Village... (Player1 comes in) Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: Theres no such item as a fishing spot Me: But this is a fishing spot right here Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player2: I'll show you where to get a fishing spot Player1: kk PLayer2: Follow (Player1 is now following player2 and they walk to the fishing spot) Player2: There's a fishing spot, now give me 2k Player2: Plz, Im poor Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k PLayer3: Here's a fishing place Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: Theres a fishing spot right there Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: See this part of the river that looks a bit wierd, thats the fishing spot Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: Do you mean fishing rod? PLayer3: He might be PLayer2: Selling fishing rod 2k (Player2 trades player1) PLayer1: No. I want fish spot Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Monkeyguy, fish lvl? Me: 78 Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k He then went to the GE... to buy a fishing spot.. I dont know? :shock: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Sometime in May fishing at Barbarian Village... [hide=Wall of text](Player1 comes in) Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: Theres no such item as a fishing spot Me: But this is a fishing spot right here Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player2: I'll show you where to get a fishing spot Player1: kk PLayer2: Follow (Player1 is now following player2 and they walk to the fishing spot) Player2: There's a fishing spot, now give me 2k Player2: Plz, Im poor Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k PLayer3: Here's a fishing place Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: Theres a fishing spot right there Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: See this part of the river that looks a bit wierd, thats the fishing spot Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Me: Do you mean fishing rod? PLayer3: He might be PLayer2: Selling fishing rod 2k (Player2 trades player1) PLayer1: No. I want fish spot Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Monkeyguy, fish lvl? Me: 78 Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k Player1: Buying fishing spot 2k[/hide] He then went to the GE... to buy a fishing spot.. I dont know? :shock: :wall: :? #-o :lol: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arisaka Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I have one. Me: *chops oaks for oak planks* Noob: Wht tht hat? (real spelling, or close) Me: Penguin mask. Noob: Hw mch that cost? Me: 1.7m. Noob: is 82k enough? Me: 1700000 > 82000 Noob: plzzz Me: no. Noob proceeds to run to the GE to check the price. :lol: :shock: Arisaka, the Japanese rifle. O_o Tell me, did any of you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I've had a few over the past couple of days, though I don't know how 'funny' they are. Note for this one, all three of us were ranging moss giants at the time this conversation took place. Also, I remember back a while ago when I was mining gold in the crafting guild. Someone asked the normal 'mining lvl?' I was around 65 or 66 at the time and as soon as I said that, he started telling me to go mine in the mining guild, because 'theres tons of gold there!!!!!!111!!!!!!' When I said there wasn't, and that I had been there before, he continued to insist that I was wrong, even though he had less than 50 mining, and so had clearly never been in there. :roll: [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHG Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 About 2 years ago, I found about 10 bots in the same place cutting yews, all lvl 3. Me: Hi, mind if i report you? EVERY bot: my wc level is 74. lol. they couldnt be more inconcpicuous if they tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I've had a few over the past couple of days, though I don't know how 'funny' they are. [hide=][/hide] Note for this one, all three of us were ranging moss giants at the time this conversation took place. [hide=][/hide] Also, I remember back a while ago when I was mining gold in the crafting guild. Someone asked the normal 'mining lvl?' I was around 65 or 66 at the time and as soon as I said that, he started telling me to go mine in the mining guild, because 'theres tons of gold there!!!!!!111!!!!!!' When I said there wasn't, and that I had been there before, he continued to insist that I was wrong, even though he had less than 50 mining, and so had clearly never been in there. :roll: Emote says more than a thousand words. :roll: :? #-o :wall: :lol: =D> About 2 years ago, I found about 10 bots in the same place cutting yews, all lvl 3. Me: Hi, mind if i report you? EVERY bot: my wc level is 74. lol. they couldnt be more inconcpicuous if they tried. :XD: Stupid autoers don't understand that someone might actually say something else than "wc lvlz pl0x" :roll: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eias Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Dont know it this is made up. I wish tip.it had a facepalm face... #-o I was mining in Falador, and I see a 100k Drop Party, I figure "What the Hell, why not" and go, and some level 50 says "Go away this is my xfer noob" :lol: I lol'd hard :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Dont know it this is made up. I wish tip.it had a facepalm face... #-o I was mining in Falador, and I see a 100k Drop Party, I figure "What the Hell, why not" and go, and some level 50 says "Go away this is my xfer noob" :lol: First day after French worlds were released (before they were announced on the English main page), I was doing something, don't really remember what, and I see a drop party being screamed about - it was worth over 10 mill. Get there, and turns out it's a couple of guys trying to avoid the trade limit. They spent the entire time before the balloons dropped ordering everyone out of the party room. Needless to say, I don't think anyone did unless they lagged out. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maninblack144 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I helped this guy out with Shield of Arrav, left him in my friends list for fun. After a few days: Noob: Wtf who are you???? Me: I helped you with the Arrav quest remember? Noob: Oh yea Noob: Cmb lvl? Me: 54. Noob: Noob Noob: Now rmove me from ur frnds list or ur reported Me: Go ahead, I'm not doing anything wrong. Noob: Yes u are, ur bugging me ur bug abuse. It's not like you ever had a choice to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 ^ :shock: My input.. Love these GoP people. :roll: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Wearing full bandos even gets the noobs Him: Ya i barrow plate for a sec me: umm..no? Me: :\ Him: y for a sec *run off to go FM* him: noob Seriously people can't take 'no' for an answer. Can't make someone happy with nothing? i hope you dont need you bandos whilst doing FM... :shame: :shame: [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eoghan62 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 i was training on moss giants when a noob came up to me and siad "hi can i buy your sword?" i asked did he hav the money and he said yeah so i went into trade put up my d long and he put in 2k! :roll: i said no it worth 100k but he siad no its not you liar your reported. lol p.s. how do you get list of skills beside your replies??? Erin go bragh (Ireland for ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omali Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 i was training on moss giants when a noob came up to me and siad "hi can i buy your sword?" i asked did he hav the money and he said yeah so i went into trade put up my d long and he put in 2k! :roll: i said no it worth 100k but he siad no its not you liar your reported. lol p.s. how do you get list of skills beside your replies??? 1. Go to http://www.tip.it/runescape/?dynamic&p=tipit 2. Fill in username and quest points, choose color and picture 3. Copy the forum link code (it'll be the last one down) 4. Go to User Control panel at the top of the forums 5. Profile > Edit Signature 6. Paste code 7. Submit Voila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Runar Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 These were in summer '07. In both cases I played with my lvl 3 skiller which had about 50 mining and 30 smithing at the time. First one: I banked my iron ores in Varrock West, then I saw two players: (n=noob, a=another player) n: follow me to get free items a: okay I started following them, they walked south towards the Varrock West mine. Before they were there, they stopped. n: ok. trade me ur rune scimmy and i'll trade it back, then i'll give u 500k. me: don't listen to him, he's a scammer *Thank you, your abuse-report has been received* n: he's a noob (meant me) n: he's only lvl 3 lol noob a: lvl 3 noob get away I quietly moved to the mine. Second: I was at the Varrock west mine, I had 52 mining and trained to get 55. noob: noob me: who? me? noob: ur noob me: no i'm not noob: lol ur only lvl 3 me: i have 52 mining. what's yours? noob: this isn't my main me: what's your main's mining then? noob: 99 me: yea sure... noob: ur sad me: really? that's new to me noob: lol noob my main is lvl 126 and he can own you me: what's his username? noob: *tells his main's username* I checked his main's stats. Not even on hi-scores... me: your main is not in highscores. so you don't have 99 mining. noob: my friend is a pmod he'll ban u me: player mods can only mute. noob: he can ban u me: no way. noob: stfu me: sure The Runar's (OSRS) DIY blog - most viewed Blogscape blog ever! Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eoghan62 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 thankls omali! Erin go bragh (Ireland for ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arisaka Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Got another one. Me: (lvl 6 def pure, 14 def atm) is training def at monks. Noob: noob Me: excuse me? N: noob def lvl Me: 14, why? N:lmao Me:... weird O_O Arisaka, the Japanese rifle. O_o Tell me, did any of you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_arty Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 I saw this happening while at the G.E: Noob: Buy ur robin hood hat Player: It's not mine, it's lent Noob: Plz Player: It's not mine! Noob: Plz Player: For the last time, it's not mine! Noob: KK About five minutes later: Noob: Plzzzzzzz can I buy ur hat [hide=My Dragcave stuff][/hide]Or maybe I don't have a rod lodged firmly in my anus.;)They're very scared of mickey mouse though. He's so stealthy, disneyland never saw him coming.If you were inquisitive enough to see what this actually said, put it in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 [/win] Win ended before the pic :twisted: Just for kicks [hide=]LAMA KICKS[/hide] Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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