3hitm4g3u Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Been a while since I posted on here, but I got a good one! I was at the bloodvelds, and someone thought up a very clever nickname for them: Yet another prepubescent pure that hasn't attended sex ed. Facepalmed about 3 times in that conversation. 72 defence is considered pure by mains now? :thumbdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Been a while since I posted on here, but I got a good one! I was at the bloodvelds, and someone thought up a very clever nickname for them: I feel sorry for you, but that last line was hilarious. I do that sort of thing all the time. :wall: Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peronix Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 This might not be particularly funny, but I found it rather amusing. I'm training at zombie monkeys and some level 91 walks in. And... Him: Get a life Me: Grow up. Him: Lol *A conspicuously long while later* Him: Nerd *He teles* Someone's insecure : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Not that funny, but it seemed worth putting in here. Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Not that funny, but it seemed worth putting in here. Go kill those blacks unicorns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clairebritney Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 me: stop following me... noob: if you give me 10K gold, I will go away me: lol why? noob: God said you owe me money he orders you give me gold me: take your god here, I will kick his a** ([wagon]) noob: reported, for abuze our god. me: oh no, please dont (i m start to play him) noob: k i havent, but you need to give me gold me: ok, but i have condtion: dance for 2 minutes first. noob: kk. (he keeps dancing...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendyboy Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 i sat and listened to these 3 noobs in the wildi for 1/2 hour they were all level 50 noob1:buy d scimmy noob2:no noob3:exactly cos im buying it noob2:no your not noob3:how dare you noob noob2: if im a noob then your a nob noob1:yer a nob noob3:shut it [bleep] *noob1 attacked noob 3 with a g maul* *noob 3 dies in like 5 minutes* *noob2 uses laugh emote* noob3:die scum *noob3 attacks noob 2 with a g maul when noob 2 uses his super poison dragon spear* *a level 57 comes and attacked them both he gets poisoned* *killes them both then dies of poison* i collect the goods kinda noob1:steel pic axe,tinder box,logs and bronze hatchet noob2: 1gp noob3:154k random llevel 57: well lets just say i was very welthy after that :D :D :D :D :D Absolute lie and you know it! People do not PK with rare items! 16x Black mask1x Dragon Chainbody1x Dragonic Visage32x Dragon BootsObsidian Drops:-13 x Cape/ 6 x Shield/ 6 x Maul/ 750+ Onyx Tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 i sat and listened to these 3 noobs in the wildi for 1/2 hour they were all level 50 noob1:buy d scimmy noob2:no noob3:exactly cos im buying it noob2:no your not noob3:how dare you noob noob2: if im a noob then your a nob noob1:yer a nob noob3:shut it [bleep] *noob1 attacked noob 3 with a g maul* *noob 3 dies in like 5 minutes* *noob2 uses laugh emote* noob3:die scum *noob3 attacks noob 2 with a g maul when noob 2 uses his super poison dragon spear* *a level 57 comes and attacked them both he gets poisoned* *killes them both then dies of poison* i collect the goods kinda noob1:steel pic axe,tinder box,logs and bronze hatchet noob2: 1gp noob3:154k random llevel 57: well lets just say i was very welthy after that :D :D :D :D :D Absolute lie and you know it! People do not PK with rare items! But idiots do. And it might have just been very expensive pking gear. Not very likely, but still... Also, Merry Christmas, everyone! Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinisme Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I log in at fire giants. Noob: (level 97) Whered u com frum Me: I logged in. Noob: O Just happened now. I will now drizzle rage dressing onto the salad of fury! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I see a low level die in Karamja Jungle to a tribesman. I bless the grave, and turn on private chat. I PM him that he can come back and get his items. Me: hey, your items are safe for about 45 minutes, I just blessed. Noob: wtf who are you Me: ...I just blessed your items, you can come back and get them. Noob: you can bless items? Me: yeah you need 70 prayer Noob: cool wat does it do Me: it keeps them where you died so you can come back and get them Noob: i never heard that b4, nice try Me: ..what? Noob: u just want me to get owned by more tribe ppl Me: ...your items will be waiting, have a nice day Noob: lol scammer but I wont report Me: thanks.. Want to help the Tip.It Crew? Visit the Website Updates & Corrections forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenove Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 heh if i posted all the conversations my feet get tired here is one Me:sell rune med noob:buy rune med 10kEA me:ok sold noob: so where are they me: well i wont tell u noob:cmon/!!!! me: ok u have to ask mr.leser demon for one noobL how>? me: u get ur finest and most expensive outfit and go talk to him inside the volcano noob: how>>>??? Me: log on at 2am and there he will be nobb: alright note he went with full black g hehe i follewed him and got it good old non trade limit times : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimesenior Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 heh if i posted all the conversations my feet get tired here is one Me:sell rune med noob:buy rune med 10kEA me:ok sold noob: so where are they me: well i wont tell u noob:cmon/!!!! me: ok u have to ask mr.leser demon for one noobL how>? me: u get ur finest and most expensive outfit and go talk to him inside the volcano noob: how>>>??? Me: log on at 2am and there he will be nobb: alright note he went with full black g hehe i follewed him and got it good old non trade limit times : That's not funny, it's rude and obnoxious, he probably didn't know what you meant so you took advantage of him. Shame on you. -.- :thumbdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nope12345 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I see a low level die in Karamja Jungle to a tribesman. I bless the grave, and turn on private chat. I PM him that he can come back and get his items. Me: hey, your items are safe for about 45 minutes, I just blessed. Noob: wtf who are you Me: ...I just blessed your items, you can come back and get them. Noob: you can bless items? Me: yeah you need 70 prayer Noob: cool wat does it do Me: it keeps them where you died so you can come back and get them Noob: i never heard that b4, nice try Me: ..what? Noob: u just want me to get owned by more tribe ppl Me: ...your items will be waiting, have a nice day Noob: lol scammer but I wont report Me: thanks.. Unfairly Banned-Appeal In Process, Its been slow due to the sheer number of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrazerMelee Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Don't take pictures from RSHumor and post them here... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Don't take pictures from RSHumor and post them here... :roll: It's said by RSOF chooblets with horrid grammar and it's funny no? :lol: I see a low level die in Karamja Jungle to a tribesman. I bless the grave, and turn on private chat. I PM him that he can come back and get his items. Me: hey, your items are safe for about 45 minutes, I just blessed. Noob: wtf who are you Me: ...I just blessed your items, you can come back and get them. Noob: you can bless items? Me: yeah you need 70 prayer Noob: cool wat does it do Me: it keeps them where you died so you can come back and get them Noob: i never heard that b4, nice try Me: ..what? Noob: u just want me to get owned by more tribe ppl Me: ...your items will be waiting, have a nice day Noob: lol scammer but I wont report Me: thanks.. Agreed :) R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knitewulf Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Pretty nooby =p 61,358th to 99 range on May 23rd, 2010.100,927th to 99 def on February 13th, 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrazerMelee Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Yep, the picture did come from http://www.rshumour.net, but it's the noobiest, funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Cheers. :thumbsup: EDIT: I also get, like, level 8 and lower say this a lot: Noob:Whats my combat level? But I didn't know where to check my combat, so I probaly did that too. \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davix12 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Not funny but... Me: Buying full verac! Noob: *trades me* Noob: Show me 3M Me: Why? N: Just do it! M: Ok... N: OMG can i have 10k plzzzz M: No.. N: OMG plzzz M: NO. N: How you get your money? M: Working hard. N: Nah i'm to lazy to work... give me 10k plz M: Go away nub. N: Omfg.. M: Nobody gives me money... never, i always worked for my items no like you. Now go away. N: 10k plzz. M: Say hello to my ignore list!! ;D *ignores* Barrows drops: 2 Dharok Helms, 1 Karil top, 1 Verac helm, 2 Guthan helm, 1 Karil skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neos_Matrix Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Guy: Zomg! Guy: Steel 2h! Guy: Last I check they were 2m! Me: Lol. Btw, the guy was lvl 102 so I wasn't surprised.... :lol: Barrows Items: 1x Dharok's Platelegs, 1x Veracs's Plateskirt, 1x Dharok's Greataxe, 2x Torag's Platelegs, 1x Akrisae's War Mace, 1x Ahrim's Robeskirt, 3x Akrisae's Robetop, 1x Guthan's Warspear, 1x Akrisae's Robeskirt, 1x Torag's Helm, 2x Verac's Brassard, 1x Karil's Pistol Crossbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrazerMelee Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Castlewars lobby. Noob1: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Noob2:@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Noob3:@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Noob4:@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Noob2: All Of U Shut Up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahvo Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Wtf is he complaining about he almost has 99 fishing :roll: Starcraft 2 - PCTahvo.617. Message me if you want to play, always up to play with fellow Tifers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I was talking with my friend when our conversation turned into a failed attempt at account stealing... #-o Yes I tryed some rick rolling on him. :twss: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 This occured after my opponent gave up against me in FoG after he found out I'm running away from him. I didn't catch the entire converstation on screenie, but here's how it went approximately. Noob: Omfg dumb lvl103 running away lik a noob Juhniz: My objective was to evade, not sit in the centre and take hits Noob: Running like a girl Noob: Thats ur objective? Juhniz: If you are unaware of the rules, you should watch the tutorial again. Juhniz: And stop doing that. Noob: Rofl stop doing what After that he ran into the waiting lobby. :twss: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 This occured after my opponent gave up against me in FoG after he found out I'm running away from him. I didn't catch the entire converstation on screenie, but here's how it went approximately. Noob: Omfg dumb lvl103 running away lik a noob Juhniz: My objective was to evade, not sit in the centre and take hits Noob: Running like a girl Noob: Thats ur objective? Juhniz: If you are unaware of the rules, you should watch the tutorial again. Juhniz: And stop doing that. Noob: Rofl stop doing what After that he ran into the waiting lobby. :twss: 1) Don't go to FOG with your public and private chats ON. 2) I doubt your IQ is 130. 3) You sounded like an [wagon] tbh... :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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