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Been a while since I posted on here, but I got a good one!

 

 

 

I was at the bloodvelds, and someone thought up a very clever nickname for them:

 

 

 

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Yet another prepubescent pure that hasn't attended sex ed.

 

 

 

Facepalmed about 3 times in that conversation.

 

 

 

72 defence is considered pure by mains now?

 

 

 

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Been a while since I posted on here, but I got a good one!

 

 

 

I was at the bloodvelds, and someone thought up a very clever nickname for them:

 

 

 

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I feel sorry for you, but that last line was hilarious. I do that sort of thing all the time. :wall:

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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This might not be particularly funny, but I found it rather amusing.

 

 

 

I'm training at zombie monkeys and some level 91 walks in. And...

 

 

 

Him: Get a life

 

Me: Grow up.

 

Him: Lol

 

*A conspicuously long while later*

 

Him: Nerd

 

*He teles*

 

 

 

Someone's insecure ::'

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me: stop following me...

 

noob: if you give me 10K gold, I will go away

 

me: lol why?

 

noob: God said you owe me money he orders you give me gold

 

me: take your god here, I will kick his a** ([wagon])

 

noob: reported, for abuze our god.

 

me: oh no, please dont (i m start to play him)

 

noob: k i havent, but you need to give me gold

 

me: ok, but i have condtion: dance for 2 minutes first.

 

noob: kk. (he keeps dancing...)

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i sat and listened to these 3 noobs in the wildi for 1/2 hour they were all level 50

 

 

 

noob1:buy d scimmy

 

noob2:no

 

noob3:exactly cos im buying it

 

noob2:no your not

 

noob3:how dare you noob

 

noob2: if im a noob then your a nob

 

noob1:yer a nob

 

noob3:shut it [bleep]

 

*noob1 attacked noob 3 with a g maul* *noob 3 dies in like 5 minutes*

 

*noob2 uses laugh emote*

 

noob3:die scum

 

*noob3 attacks noob 2 with a g maul when noob 2 uses his super poison dragon spear*

 

 

 

*a level 57 comes and attacked them both he gets poisoned* *killes them both then dies of poison*

 

 

 

i collect the goods kinda

 

 

 

noob1:steel pic axe,tinder box,logs and bronze hatchet

 

 

 

noob2: 1gp

 

 

 

noob3:154k

 

 

 

random llevel 57: well lets just say i was very welthy after that :D :D :D :D :D

 

 

 

 

 

Absolute lie and you know it! People do not PK with rare items!

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i sat and listened to these 3 noobs in the wildi for 1/2 hour they were all level 50

 

 

 

noob1:buy d scimmy

 

noob2:no

 

noob3:exactly cos im buying it

 

noob2:no your not

 

noob3:how dare you noob

 

noob2: if im a noob then your a nob

 

noob1:yer a nob

 

noob3:shut it [bleep]

 

*noob1 attacked noob 3 with a g maul* *noob 3 dies in like 5 minutes*

 

*noob2 uses laugh emote*

 

noob3:die scum

 

*noob3 attacks noob 2 with a g maul when noob 2 uses his super poison dragon spear*

 

 

 

*a level 57 comes and attacked them both he gets poisoned* *killes them both then dies of poison*

 

 

 

i collect the goods kinda

 

 

 

noob1:steel pic axe,tinder box,logs and bronze hatchet

 

 

 

noob2: 1gp

 

 

 

noob3:154k

 

 

 

random llevel 57: well lets just say i was very welthy after that :D :D :D :D :D

 

 

 

 

 

Absolute lie and you know it! People do not PK with rare items!

 

 

 

But idiots do. And it might have just been very expensive pking gear. Not very likely, but still...

 

 

 

Also, Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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I see a low level die in Karamja Jungle to a tribesman. I bless the grave, and turn on private chat. I PM him that he can come back and get his items.

 

 

 

Me: hey, your items are safe for about 45 minutes, I just blessed.

 

Noob: wtf who are you

 

Me: ...I just blessed your items, you can come back and get them.

 

Noob: you can bless items?

 

Me: yeah you need 70 prayer

 

Noob: cool wat does it do

 

Me: it keeps them where you died so you can come back and get them

 

Noob: i never heard that b4, nice try

 

Me: ..what?

 

Noob: u just want me to get owned by more tribe ppl

 

Me: ...your items will be waiting, have a nice day

 

Noob: lol scammer but I wont report

 

Me: thanks..

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heh if i posted all the conversations my feet get tired

 

here is one

 

Me:sell rune med

 

noob:buy rune med 10kEA

 

me:ok sold

 

noob: so where are they

 

me: well i wont tell u

 

noob:cmon/!!!!

 

me: ok u have to ask mr.leser demon for one

 

noobL how>?

 

me: u get ur finest and most expensive outfit and go talk to him inside the volcano

 

noob: how>>>???

 

Me: log on at 2am and there he will be

 

nobb: alright

 

 

 

note he went with full black g

 

hehe

 

i follewed him and got it

 

good old non trade limit times ::'

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heh if i posted all the conversations my feet get tired

 

here is one

 

Me:sell rune med

 

noob:buy rune med 10kEA

 

me:ok sold

 

noob: so where are they

 

me: well i wont tell u

 

noob:cmon/!!!!

 

me: ok u have to ask mr.leser demon for one

 

noobL how>?

 

me: u get ur finest and most expensive outfit and go talk to him inside the volcano

 

noob: how>>>???

 

Me: log on at 2am and there he will be

 

nobb: alright

 

 

 

note he went with full black g

 

hehe

 

i follewed him and got it

 

good old non trade limit times ::'

 

 

 

That's not funny, it's rude and obnoxious, he probably didn't know what you meant so you took advantage of him.

 

 

 

Shame on you. -.- :thumbdown:

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I see a low level die in Karamja Jungle to a tribesman. I bless the grave, and turn on private chat. I PM him that he can come back and get his items.

 

 

 

Me: hey, your items are safe for about 45 minutes, I just blessed.

 

Noob: wtf who are you

 

Me: ...I just blessed your items, you can come back and get them.

 

Noob: you can bless items?

 

Me: yeah you need 70 prayer

 

Noob: cool wat does it do

 

Me: it keeps them where you died so you can come back and get them

 

Noob: i never heard that b4, nice try

 

Me: ..what?

 

Noob: u just want me to get owned by more tribe ppl

 

Me: ...your items will be waiting, have a nice day

 

Noob: lol scammer but I wont report

 

Me: thanks..

 

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Don't take pictures from RSHumor and post them here... :roll:

 

 

 

It's said by RSOF chooblets with horrid grammar and it's funny no? :lol:

 

 

 

I see a low level die in Karamja Jungle to a tribesman. I bless the grave, and turn on private chat. I PM him that he can come back and get his items.

 

 

 

Me: hey, your items are safe for about 45 minutes, I just blessed.

 

Noob: wtf who are you

 

Me: ...I just blessed your items, you can come back and get them.

 

Noob: you can bless items?

 

Me: yeah you need 70 prayer

 

Noob: cool wat does it do

 

Me: it keeps them where you died so you can come back and get them

 

Noob: i never heard that b4, nice try

 

Me: ..what?

 

Noob: u just want me to get owned by more tribe ppl

 

Me: ...your items will be waiting, have a nice day

 

Noob: lol scammer but I wont report

 

Me: thanks..

 

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Agreed :)

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Yep, the picture did come from http://www.rshumour.net, but it's the noobiest, funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

 

 

 

Cheers. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

EDIT: I also get, like, level 8 and lower say this a lot:

 

 

 

Noob:Whats my combat level?

 

 

 

But I didn't know where to check my combat, so I probaly did that too. \'

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Not funny but...

 

 

 

Me: Buying full verac!

 

Noob: *trades me*

 

Noob: Show me 3M

 

Me: Why?

 

N: Just do it!

 

M: Ok...

 

N: OMG can i have 10k plzzzz

 

M: No..

 

N: OMG plzzz

 

M: NO.

 

N: How you get your money?

 

M: Working hard.

 

N: Nah i'm to lazy to work... give me 10k plz

 

M: Go away nub.

 

N: Omfg..

 

M: Nobody gives me money... never, i always worked for my items no like you. Now go away.

 

N: 10k plzz.

 

M: Say hello to my ignore list!! ;D *ignores*

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Guy: Zomg!

 

Guy: Steel 2h!

 

Guy: Last I check they were 2m!

 

Me: Lol.

 

 

 

Btw, the guy was lvl 102 so I wasn't surprised.... :lol:

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I was talking with my friend when our conversation turned into a failed attempt at account stealing...

 

 

 

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#-o

 

Yes I tryed some rick rolling on him. :twss:

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This occured after my opponent gave up against me in FoG after he found out I'm running away from him. I didn't catch the entire converstation on screenie, but here's how it went approximately.

 

 

 

Noob: Omfg dumb lvl103 running away lik a noob

 

Juhniz: My objective was to evade, not sit in the centre and take hits

 

Noob: Running like a girl

 

Noob: Thats ur objective?

 

Juhniz: If you are unaware of the rules, you should watch the tutorial again.

 

Juhniz: And stop doing that.

 

Noob: Rofl stop doing what

 

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After that he ran into the waiting lobby. :twss:

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This occured after my opponent gave up against me in FoG after he found out I'm running away from him. I didn't catch the entire converstation on screenie, but here's how it went approximately.

 

 

 

Noob: Omfg dumb lvl103 running away lik a noob

 

Juhniz: My objective was to evade, not sit in the centre and take hits

 

Noob: Running like a girl

 

Noob: Thats ur objective?

 

Juhniz: If you are unaware of the rules, you should watch the tutorial again.

 

Juhniz: And stop doing that.

 

Noob: Rofl stop doing what

 

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After that he ran into the waiting lobby. :twss:

 

 

 

1) Don't go to FOG with your public and private chats ON.

 

2) I doubt your IQ is 130.

 

3) You sounded like an [wagon] tbh...

 

 

 

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