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Noobs say the funniest things!

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

...did you just get interactively rickrolled?

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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...did you just get interactively rickrolled?

 

 

 

i think so

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...did you just get interactively rickrolled?

 

 

 

i think so

 

Thats just :| I dont have the Words to say it........

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...did you just get interactively rickrolled?

 

 

 

i think so

 

Thats just :| I dont have the Words to say it........

 

 

 

your reading skills are epic FAIL!

 

Bruno interactively rickrolled someone else..

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Its funny how everyone calls people "noobs" in there dialog messages.

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He was wearing d legs and a granite body.

 

 

 

His response made me literally speechless.

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I owned this fool. (Apologies for the lame composite, I miss my Phoptoshop)

 

 

 

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OH S***! He/she/it is back!

Me: I'm going to buy torags I think

 

Noob: Oh, ok

 

...Some time later

 

Noob: What's a torag?

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P'hats aren't tradeable, that's why they're so expensive.

I wish there were a prayer that recharged prayer points.

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Me: I'm going to buy torags I think

 

Noob: Oh, ok

 

...Some time later

 

Noob: What's a torag?

 

 

 

seems more newby to me.

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At the time off no trade limit...

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- hiya niiice cape!

 

Me- Thanks

 

Noob- Wherdya get?

 

Me- Rellika, but you have to be a member.

 

Noob- Well il buy it off you!

 

Me- Cant trade it in non-mem world

 

Noob- Then give it to me for free

 

Me- i cant

 

Noob- Fine, I Waas going to give you a santa for it, but know i wont!

 

Me- Gratz

 

Noob- Il give you it for free

 

Me- Sure

 

Noob- I Was *request trades then logs*

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2,274th person to 99 mining

Level 101 near Draynor in P2P

 

 

 

Lv101: Zezima you cost me my level 126 acc. I'm back for revenge.

 

[starts following me]

 

LV101: Fite me

 

LV101: Fite me

 

LV101: Fite me

 

LV101: Fite me

 

LV101: Fite me

 

LV101: Fite me

 

LV101: Fite me

 

[i hop to W99]

 

PM LV101: Fite me

 

PM LV101: Fite me

 

PM LV101: Fite me

 

PM LV101: Fite me

 

 

 

I then turned everything to Friends Only and went on my merry way in my manly short shorts.

 

 

 

Bear in mind that I'm perm muted.

 

 

 

Edit: 501 posts Scorpion pit

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They were trying to get the partyhat from the Draynor bank robbery securitycam video. #-o

 

 

 

The day the bank robbery was revealed I tried this to see if Jagex overlooked telegrab and I actually tried it. :oops:

 

But a couple of years later? lol? :roll:

 

 

 

Me to (for the day it was released).... :oops: lol.

 

 

 

 

 

Its funny, the other day I was on my strength less rune pure, (level 19 so far) (rsn: Knightshaid) and I turned into an egg. (2006 Easter event item: Easter ring) so there were a few people like "What the heck? A level 19 with Easter ring???" and they would just leave... So them a few more people took out there rings, and we were just chilling in Draynor. Then a level 56 comes and he's like "wow! reported h4x0rz!"...

 

 

 

It's funny how so much changes in a few months...

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noob-hey can i borrow your whip

 

me-no soz

 

noob-why

 

me-im using it to lvl

 

noob-no ur not u just standin there

 

me-umm im buying supplies

 

was in ge

 

noob-ur lieing, if u dun wan lend just say

 

me-im not liein

 

noob-ur a ******* liar! LVL 112 IS A NO LIFE NOOB!!! EVERYONE REPORT HIM!!!

 

me-reported him

Current Goal: 99 fish

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Future Goals:

99 Hunter

99 Woodcut

To Be Completed Before End Of Summer.

i was in g ex and this noob came up to me and ask....

 

 

 

noob: where is the grand exchange ?

 

noob: And can you give me some money pls i just started...

 

 

 

i walk to an empty space in grand exchange and told him ...

 

 

 

me: this is the grand exchange m8 and sry i don't give money away

 

noob: yeah i don't think the spot u standing on is the grand exchange

 

 

 

i told him that u r in grand exchange again and again. and even bring him to the grand exchange guy...

 

 

 

noob: yeah thanks for your ******* time m8

 

noob: you could have just told me it was ******* here -.-

 

 

 

i walk away and reported him then told him: you're wellcome...

 

 

 

noob: **** you mate **** you

 

 

 

then the rest of the kind people in grand exchange all said " reported !!" \'

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you can't report for **** :roll:

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rofl this guy was telling me im a idiot for using attractor while ranging (he is using a cooking cape)

 

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Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod!

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its nooby and idiotic to use something useful , you have to wield/wear/use only useless stuff to be 1337.

rofl this guy was telling me im a idiot for using attractor while ranging (he is using a cooking cape)

 

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Combining "Never gonna give you up" with "You spin me right round" are we? ;)

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CLICK THE IMAGE TO GO TRY SHARK ATTACK DANGIT.

My conversation between me (lvl 78.8+2) and a nub lvl 3

 

 

 

made me laugh so much

 

 

 

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Feel Free To Add Me In Game I Love Talking To Anyone| Void Knight Justicar

99s In Order of Achievement: Fletching, Strength, Cooking]

Ok i just made a new char and i was standing in lumby talking on the tif chat, when out of no were a lvl 50 ask me were lumbridge is.I swear the tupid people these days

Ok i just made a new char and i was standing in lumby talking on the tif chat, when out of no were a lvl 50 ask me were lumbridge is.I swear the tupid people these days

 

 

 

 

 

Really, most of anything that's said in lumby i could put in this thread.. most of it is stupid simple questions.. thats so easy to click the world map and see the answer to.. sometime i worry about half the questions asked.. :wall: :wall:

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Ok i just made a new char and i was standing in lumby talking on the tif chat, when out of no were a lvl 50 ask me were lumbridge is.I swear the tupid people these days

 

 

 

 

 

Really, most of anything that's said in lumby i could put in this thread.. most of it is stupid simple questions.. thats so easy to click the world map and see the answer to.. sometime i worry about half the questions asked.. :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

i think lumby really is the best place for nuby comments, i was once standinf in lumby and someone pm'd me asking for my characters name i was like err..? you needed to know it to add me, and he was like yeah but most ppl have 2 names for their characters... now correct me if im wrong, but he was sooo wrong?

 

 

 

Teshi

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Feel Free To Add Me In Game I Love Talking To Anyone| Void Knight Justicar

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