Noobs say the funniest things!

[Legosimx]

How low can the RS community go? :wall:

 

 

 

Why did I ask that question? #-o

[Omali]

How low can the RS community go? :wall:

 

 

 

The same noob says he's going over to zezima's house irl and he has said that zezima is on top of him.

 

 

 

Question answered.

[Wallettheif]

has said that zezima is on top of him.

 

 

 

Eeww.

[danelennon]

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Not as entertaining as the others, but it amused me. I believe he meant Family Crest and not Legends, and I'm not entirely sure how his friend is one level higher than lv-172 Black Demons :o

 

 

 

They stood in the circly bit on the map watching me do slayer for about half an hour, idly talking about me but not actually addressing me. I decided to stay quiet ^_^

[thatguy9494]

I was walking from Lumbridge to Varrock a few minutes ago when this level 6 noob started following me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey noob I need help

 

Me: lol...

 

Noob: Come on nubbi I need help (yes he did say nubbi)

 

*There was a short pause*

 

Noob: You and your stupid 300k cape (obby cape)

 

*I walked into the dark wizards circle south of varrock*

 

Noob: Please help! I will b your grasshopper!

 

 

 

He started being attacked by a wizard so he ran out of the circle and waited for me to come out, but I logged out.

 

 

 

Yea, what I did was mean but it was the only way I could think of getting him to leave.

[killjoyfuly]

I was walking from Lumbridge to Varrock a few minutes ago when this level 6 noob started following me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey noob I need help

 

Me: lol...

 

Noob: Come on nubbi I need help (yes he did say nubbi)

 

*There was a short pause*

 

Noob: You and your stupid 300k cape (obby cape)

 

*I walked into the dark wizards circle south of varrock*

 

Noob: Please help! I will b your grasshopper!

 

 

 

He started being attacked by a wizard so he ran out of the circle and waited for me to come out, but I logged out.

 

 

 

Yea, what I did was mean but it was the only way I could think of getting him to leave.

 

so basicly you didnt even ask what he wanted you just laughted at him any we are suposted to belive he was the noob?

 

:shame:

[Tom_Servo]

I was walking from Lumbridge to Varrock a few minutes ago when this level 6 noob started following me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey noob I need help

 

Me: lol...

 

Noob: Come on nubbi I need help (yes he did say nubbi)

 

*There was a short pause*

 

Noob: You and your stupid 300k cape (obby cape)

 

*I walked into the dark wizards circle south of varrock*

 

Noob: Please help! I will b your grasshopper!

 

 

 

He started being attacked by a wizard so he ran out of the circle and waited for me to come out, but I logged out.

 

 

 

Yea, what I did was mean but it was the only way I could think of getting him to leave.

 

so basicly you didnt even ask what he wanted you just laughted at him any we are suposted to belive he was the noob?

 

:shame:

 

 

 

"Hey noob I need help" I wouldn't help them if they insulted me either. If a person needs help, they should ask politely not call people names.

[thatguy9494]

Yea, i'll admit that I acted like a jerk...but if the guy asked a little nicer, I would have helped.

[Da Pirates]

This thread so full of irony and hypocrisy.

[TheHunted616]

I don't get why people are so lazy that they can't just click a button once and add them to their ignore list, but instead they log out.

[killjoyfuly]

I was walking from Lumbridge to Varrock a few minutes ago when this level 6 noob started following me.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey noob I need help

 

Me: lol...

 

Noob: Come on nubbi I need help (yes he did say nubbi)

 

*There was a short pause*

 

Noob: You and your stupid 300k cape (obby cape)

 

*I walked into the dark wizards circle south of varrock*

 

Noob: Please help! I will b your grasshopper!

 

 

 

He started being attacked by a wizard so he ran out of the circle and waited for me to come out, but I logged out.

 

 

 

Yea, what I did was mean but it was the only way I could think of getting him to leave.

 

so basicly you didnt even ask what he wanted you just laughted at him any we are suposted to belive he was the noob?

 

:shame:

 

 

 

"Hey noob I need help" I wouldn't help them if they insulted me either. If a person needs help, they should ask politely not call people names.

 

 

 

ah sorry i missed that i thought it was only the second time he spoke he insulted you my bad

[Yomyth105]

look guys. ive been reading through the last page of posts and this thread is starting to lose its purpose. the purpose is to post funny stories of when someone was being a noob. share with them so that ppl can enjoy and laugh. now it just seems that ppl r making up stories which some dont even make sense #-o and ppl r constantly flaming each other :roll: why cant we all just get a long?

 

 

 

OT:

 

 

 

I was on my new account and i was training it on chicken farm in lumby. level 8 goes up to me and calls me a noob.

 

I explain to her that this isnt my main and he said:

 

 

 

Noob: my main owns urs.

 

Me: urs might but does it really matter

 

noob: my main is level 45

 

Me: i have to other accounts one is lvl 49 and the other is 59

 

noob: logs and comes with his main.

 

we then agree to add each other (i didnt want to sound mean by saying no)

 

his noob walks away. a few minutes later his main logs and walks away while on my friends list his other account was still on.

 

me: r u multi logging?

 

noob: basically

 

:| :shame: i didnt report because im not one of those wannabemods but that was really wierd. it was kind of fstrange how he admit it too. I thought he was gonna make somekind of excuse...

[Laura]

look guys. ive been reading through the last page of posts and this thread is starting to lose its purpose. the purpose is to post funny stories of when someone was being a noob. share with them so that ppl can enjoy and laugh. now it just seems that ppl r making up stories which some dont even make sense #-o and ppl r constantly flaming each other :roll: why cant we all just get a long?

 

 

 

OT:

 

 

 

I was on my new account and i was training it on chicken farm in lumby. level 8 goes up to me and calls me a noob.

 

I explain to her that this isnt my main and he said:

 

 

 

Noob: my main owns urs.

 

Me: urs might but does it really matter

 

noob: my main is level 45

 

Me: i have to other accounts one is lvl 49 and the other is 59

 

noob: logs and comes with his main.

 

we then agree to add each other (i didnt want to sound mean by saying no)

 

his noob walks away. a few minutes later his main logs and walks away while on my friends list his other account was still on.

 

me: r u multi logging?

 

noob: basically

 

:| :shame: i didnt report because im not one of those wannabemods but that was really wierd. it was kind of fstrange how he admit it too. I thought he was gonna make somekind of excuse...

 

That's not WBM'ing. He admitted to breaking a rule..

[REDACTED]

 

:| :shame: i didnt report because im not one of those wannabemods but that was really wierd. it was kind of fstrange how he admit it too. I thought he was gonna make somekind of excuse...

 

 

 

OMG You let one get away, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!

 

 

 

(I'm joking with you)

 

 

 

 

 

OT:

 

 

 

A few nights back I was slaying green dragons because it was given to me as a slayer task (Which turned out to be a pain in the royal bottom because I had to keep right clicking them, and they ended up property to the Crossbow crew that came along and all happened to be higher levels than the dragon (Like 90+) - unlike myself :(

 

 

- Me = Me

 

- N1 = Noob1

 

- N2 = Noob2

 

- N3 = Noob3

 

 

 

N1 + N2 + N3 come along to Lvl 14 Wilderness to the Green Dragon Patch

 

 

 

n1: Hi, We will be needing these here dragons ok?

 

me: Do I have a say in this?

 

n2: Nope, noobs not welcome here. leave.

 

me: In all fairness I was here first, so I wont be listening to your advice ok :)

 

n2: Then your a noob.

 

n3: well noob, we dont care

 

me: Fine, I'm a noob, Level wise, thanks for stating the obvious

 

me: Morally wise though, you clearly haven't been educated enough.

 

n1: oh be quite cambridge boy

 

n2: aha, good one n1 (I will not give out their real names)

 

 

 

[At this point each of them had secured a green dragon, obviously this was no difficult task for them as they could one click the creature, while I was stuck having to double click]

 

 

 

n2: noob crying now? look, he cant talk, haha

 

me: Nope, I'm just over you. I don't care.

 

 

 

[listening to Disturbed - 10,000 fists made me feel like a man! and that I could over come anything, by being silent]

 

 

 

n3: that's because your a no-lifer

 

 

[Quickly changed track to Prodigy - Spitfire because I wanted to play back with them, I had nothing else to do, because I couldn't kill the dragons and I didn't feel like swapping world... I can be a stubborn *bleep* occasionally, I'll admit it]

 

 

 

me: If I play this game so much, Why do you have a higher level than me?

 

n3: I only have higher combat than you, you clearly only train non-fighting skills

 

n2: like fishing, ahhaha

 

n1: lolol

 

n3: yeah or something like farming!

 

me: Yeah... That explains why you have a higher fishing level than me, right n2?

 

n2: oh whatever. at least I have friend, and even a gf

 

n3: yeah, and we are real

 

n1: more real than you would ever get noob

 

me: Really, why must you tell me about your personal life?

 

me: What makes you think I, or the Dragon, cares?

 

n2: ahaha, he talked about the dragon like its his friend!

 

 

 

[suddenly the dragon says "Yo man, dont be dissin me n1/2/3" and insta-kills them with his mighty fire fart]

 

[That was just to break this long story up a bit ;)]

 

 

 

n1: its his only friend

 

n2: why are you still here!? go hop worlds you noob

 

n3: and possibly find a friend if you can...

 

n2: noobs been standing here for like 5 mins now, go away!

 

me: I have no need to hop.

 

n1: see, because your a no lifer

 

me: I'm actually doing some calculations as to how I long it will take me to get 42 prayer.

 

 

 

[i wasn't bragging about my 1337 maths skills, because I have none. But that was actually what I was doing. Thanks Tip.it for the calculators etc :P]

 

 

 

n2: noob

 

n1: shame you cant bury these drag bones like us huh?

 

me: If you say so.

 

n3: I love these bones so much. so much exp, ohhh look at me

 

n3: im buring these rotting bones for so much exp!

 

me: Your love for these bones concerns and confuses me.

 

n2: leave noob!

 

me: I would love to see you make me.

 

n3: ok, how about I get a mod to ban you?

 

me: I figured as much... You like what? 11? 10?

 

me: Your whole "IMA GET MOD" doesn't scare me.

 

n3: fine, how about I steal your account then? would you cry then?

 

n2: yeah, we can take it quicker than you could say STOP, you noob

 

n2: add me on

 

n2: M

 

n2: S

 

n1: N

 

n2: N

 

n2: and I can show you a cool site.

 

n3: just log in, or we will be forced to steal your account.

 

 

 

[Ok, just Wow! This went from ignorant noob crew to the pathetic old "VIEW THIS SITE ITS SAFE" crew]

 

*reported*

 

 

 

me: Scriptkiddie says what?

 

n1: Were not falling for that, and we pro

 

n2: yeah, fbi want us were that good

 

me: ok.

 

 

 

[a yellow dots come towards us after some time, I stay still for a second, turning the view to get a better glimpse of what level this was, when all I hear is the sound of some magic]

 

 

 

n1: ahhhhhh

 

 

 

[this rev freeze one of them, and packs down a 14hp hit - n1/n3 flea the scene]

 

 

 

n2: uh oh

 

 

 

[with the rev still freezing him, he looses HP fast - I walk over to him and try to find the nearest thing to a kick emote, which turned out to be a dance one]

 

 

 

me: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

n2: no you noob!

 

 

 

[n2 dies]

 

 

 

I quickly add ignore to them, and grab a couple of dragon kills when I can and log off.

 

 

 

This to me was funny, because n2 got his just deserts. Granted, I wasted time there... but hay... I had time to kill :) The games supposed to be fun, and the final ending of this tale sure did bring me some :D

 

 

 

Might not be the funniest, but hey, they where noobs... and I lol'ed at the situation.

 

 

 

Keep these coming people, Nothing better in the morning than a cup of Costa coffee and browsing this thread :D

[Yomyth105]

look guys. ive been reading through the last page of posts and this thread is starting to lose its purpose. the purpose is to post funny stories of when someone was being a noob. share with them so that ppl can enjoy and laugh. now it just seems that ppl r making up stories which some dont even make sense #-o and ppl r constantly flaming each other :roll: why cant we all just get a long?

 

 

 

OT:

 

 

 

I was on my new account and i was training it on chicken farm in lumby. level 8 goes up to me and calls me a noob.

 

I explain to her that this isnt my main and he said:

 

 

 

Noob: my main owns urs.

 

Me: urs might but does it really matter

 

noob: my main is level 45

 

Me: i have to other accounts one is lvl 49 and the other is 59

 

noob: logs and comes with his main.

 

we then agree to add each other (i didnt want to sound mean by saying no)

 

his noob walks away. a few minutes later his main logs and walks away while on my friends list his other account was still on.

 

me: r u multi logging?

 

noob: basically

 

:| :shame: i didnt report because im not one of those wannabemods but that was really wierd. it was kind of fstrange how he admit it too. I thought he was gonna make somekind of excuse...

 

That's not WBM'ing. He admitted to breaking a rule..

 

 

 

i know its breaking a rule and i am well aware of wat wannabemods r. ppl who report for any tiny rule breaking thing. particularly tricking ppl into saying things which r against the rules

 

 

 

but this guy was on my friends list. i mean i dont want be an bleep by reporting him. i really dont know why i didnt. i guess i kind of felt sorry for him.

[SkogS]

Giving away food can lead to a somewhat... strange, conversation...

 

 

Tbh i didn't even manage to react... :P

[Sir_Sibz]

Lol I came up to somebody and asked for a favor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes. :lol:

 

I was at the anvil south of Varrock's west bank and noticed this guy making shtuff. So I asked him if he had a bronze bar. (to save myself some time) Oh man, right after he screamed for help he ran off lol. :lol: And thus, I dub him a noob. (for fun)

[joke33]

Lol I came up to somebody and asked for a favor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes. :lol:

 

I was at the anvil south of Varrock's west bank and noticed this guy making shtuff. So I asked him if he had a bronze bar. (to save myself some time) Oh man, right after he screamed for help he ran off lol. :lol: And thus, I dub him a noob. (for fun)

 

LOL, I would have laughed and ROFLed for a long time :D

 

 

 

E:

 

I was cutting willows in Rimmington and suddenly a cmb 50-ish guy with full rune with chain, prolly because Dragon slayer hasn't been completed.

 

And he watched me for a long time and then said:

 

N: Give me a burnt meat!!!!1!!

 

M: ...

 

N: Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, plzzz (and so on)

 

(since I was quite in a hurry anyways I tried to teach him how to fish instead of giving him a fish)

 

M: Go to west and kill a rat and cook its meat until its burnt.

 

Then for about 5 minutes he was gone and suddenly he came back:

 

N: Make a fire!!1

 

N: Plzzz

 

N: Ppllzzzzz

 

N: Fireee!

 

He said that for a while, and since I deposited the logs I didn't have any gp's to spare on a tinderbox, so I gave him 2 logs and said:

 

M: Here, take these logs, sell 1 to the store and buy a tinderbox and make the fire yourself

 

"Noob" leaves and then he comes back, AGAIN moaning

 

N: Make fire, fireeeee!!!11!!

 

M:...

 

N: 1 more log plzzz

 

N: Plzzzzz

 

M: I already gave you 2 logs...

 

M: Don't say you don't have 30+ fm..

 

"Noob" thinks or writes for a while..

 

N: I got only 25 (or something) firemaking

 

M: There are some normal logs in the archery shop (That's EXACTLY what I told him)

 

He disappears again and then..

 

N: There isn't any logs in shop!

 

M: Yes, there is...

 

2 or 3 minutes of arguing if there are logs in the shop where they ARE...

 

And suddenly he logged...

 

 

 

I was like o.O... Anyways that guy sure didn't know much about the area..

 

At least I was trying to help him...

[Yomyth105]

Giving away food can lead to a somewhat... strange, conversation...

 

 

Tbh i didn't even manage to react... :P

 

 

 

lol noob.

[Melos]

Lol I came up to somebody and asked for a favor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes. :lol:

 

I was at the anvil south of Varrock's west bank and noticed this guy making shtuff. So I asked him if he had a bronze bar. (to save myself some time) Oh man, right after he screamed for help he ran off lol. :lol: And thus, I dub him a noob. (for fun)

 

 

 

Lol!

[Nope12345]

 

 

 

Classic Fail :lol:

[SnWRifleman]

Sigh... Sometimes I wonder how people can be this stupid..

 

 

 

:pray:

[sarg1010]

Lol I came up to somebody and asked for a favor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes. :lol:

 

I was at the anvil south of Varrock's west bank and noticed this guy making shtuff. So I asked him if he had a bronze bar. (to save myself some time) Oh man, right after he screamed for help he ran off lol. :lol: And thus, I dub him a noob. (for fun)

 

 

 

Lol!

 

Of could just be thinking the same of you :roll: but funny none-the-less :lol:

[123_x_pac]

Lol I came up to somebody and asked for a favor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes. :lol:

 

I was at the anvil south of Varrock's west bank and noticed this guy making shtuff. So I asked him if he had a bronze bar. (to save myself some time) Oh man, right after he screamed for help he ran off lol. :lol: And thus, I dub him a noob. (for fun)

 

 

 

Lol!

 

Of could just be thinking the same of you :roll: but funny none-the-less :lol:

 

How is the guy saying Help! a noob? He coulda been muted..

[oddyss3us222]

lmao, this guy was just teasing me about him knowing about "the secret rune creating mine"..lmao!! sigh..... guess he doesnt know everyone can do that quest = /