I guess that this is more like a noob saying the funniest thing, but the other day when I was killing hellhounds for my slayer task, a guy logged in next to me, said 'reported', and then logged back out again.

 

 

 

It made me laugh >.<

 

 

 

Win.

 

 

 

LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol:

 

 

 

Swarm almost killed him too \

I once at the Crafting Guild one time and some guy started flaming me because I was mining the same rock as him. I called him a noob and said that he should learn to spell. Being a complete hypocrite and thust using my insult, he tells me this:

 

 

 

"Learn How To Speel"

 

"Spell*"

 

 

 

Not that funny, but still. ;)

 

 

 

Not funny.

 

 

 

Priceless.

 

 

 

Win.

 

 

 

LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol:

 

 

 

Swarm almost killed him too \

 

 

 

 

 

That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen... :lol:

 

 

 

Win.

 

 

 

LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol:

 

 

 

Swarm almost killed him too \

 

 

 

 

 

That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen... :lol:

 

 

 

I was laughing the whole way through that. That was one of the best RuneScape videos I have seen in a while :lol:

So i was fly fishing at Lumbridge and i got this random conversation

 

 

Who would't like to have slaves anyways \ \

i remember when i was a noob, i would bother those members hanging out in varrock square just for laughs. you wouldn't believe the reactions i got :lol: :lol: :lol:

This one just happened today.

 

 

 

I was standing near the Lumbridge cow field talking to my friend on private and wielding skull sceptre. A level 36 walked up to me and this happened:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hey

 

Noob: Nice weapon

 

Me: Thanks

 

Noob: What is it?

 

Me: A skull sceptre

 

Noob: Cool

 

*There was about a minute pause*

 

Noob: I can't wait

 

Me: For?

 

Noob: My dad is going to buy me 1m off of a website!

 

*Thank you, your report abuse has been recieved*

 

Me: You know that's against the rules, right?

 

Noob: No it's not

 

Me: Yea, it's real world trading

 

Me: It's the reason that the wild is gone

 

Me: And the reason for the trade limit

 

Noob: Oh well

 

 

 

Then he went on asking what my stats were and I managed to get away by telling him that my friend wanted me to go to her world.

there is one time...

 

just now actually

 

peson: hey

 

*lagging, so i don't anwser*

 

person:hello..?

 

person: hey green haired dude!

 

me:sorry, laggin

 

person: ok can i interveiw you?

 

me (playing along) :sure!

 

person: O.K, say hi gritchmas!

 

me(bewildered):hi gritchmas!

 

person:great!

 

*silence*

 

me:can i go now...?

 

person: no, 2 questions...do you like banana-bread?

 

me:yeah it's ok

 

person:, good, do you like cookies?

 

me: who doesn't?

 

person: lol

 

person:thank you for ur time!

 

* :shock: she walks away, leaving me wonderin wat the heck just happened :shock: *

 

 

 

kk the person wasn't a noob just thought i'd put it on lol :twisted:

I have one:

 

 

 

Noob: Help me plz

 

Me: With what?

 

Noob: Blk Knites Fortress

 

Me: Sorry, I'm busy right now

 

Noob: U noob

 

 

 

Then he walked away and continued to beg for help... :-#

 

(And yes, he did type like that).

 

:lol:

 

:lol:

 

That was so funny :XD:

 

 

 

Win.

 

HAHA :lol:

 

"Can you tak me to thw wizrds tower plz?"

 

That was really random >.>

first post on these fourms since roll back and my comp being messed up any ways

 

this is why i need my members back faster :wall: :wall:

 

After 1 week of playing runescape F2P i was hooked, so I decided to splash out on members. About a week later I was combat 20 something, and was chopping down willows in seer's village. I had managed to save around 300k (was still pretty much a RS noob and hardly new anything about the game) and saw a guy having a BSale. *note this is like 1.5 years ago.. no trade laws etc* He was like lvl 60cmbt so I traded him.. He had a few things, and among that was a Dragon WC Axe.. so i asked about it.. having only ever seen other players much higher than me with one. He put just it in trade.. and asked me to offer.. I said I had no idea what it was worth.. which was genuine.. i'd never even been on a RS forum before. He then asked how much cash I had.. and I showed him my 300k in the trade window. He said "ok" and clicked accept.. so i accepted.. thinking.. damn that axe is expensive.

 

Then he said.. "wait a minute noob! thats only 300k not 3mil.." i was like.. yeah thats why it said "300K" in the trade window.

 

He then asked for it back.. so I went to trade it back to him.. not knowing that I really didnt have to.. but he wasnt willing to give me my money back, so i declined trade. He then went on and said "reported for item scamming" which i didnt think was fair.. I'd have given him his axe back had he returned my money...

 

So to this day I still have that dwcaxe, and even in todays lower price it's a bargain \ I never heard anything from Jagex.

 

 

 

And finally.. a little rhyme I saw someone type while fighting fire giants with full bandos on... *Milkshake parody*

 

My god sword brings all the noobs to the yard, they're like, wunna buy me shard.

 

Damn right, i'd hit you hard, i'd spec ya, but i have to recharge..

 

:lol:

 

That was so funny :XD:

 

 

 

Yeah, the story about that Minimudkip noob rocked.

 

 

 

Seriously, are you always such a jack@ss or was it just for Tip.it?

Noob: Can I have your full rune?

 

Me: How much will you pay me?

 

Noob: Is 1423gp*(rough estimate, not exact)* enough?

 

Me: Nope sorry, can you even wear rune?

 

Noob: Stop making people pay to much! I'm already paying you more than I should! And of course I can, I can cast spells with runes, so I should be able to wear rune armor.

 

Me: I'm sorry, it dosn't work that way.

 

Noob: I'm reporting you for lying! YOu just want all the rune armor for yourself!

 

 

 

Lol!! :lol:

 

 

 

- Rem. :

 

:lol:

 

I don't think a new player believing one of your spiteful lies counts as "noobs saying something funny". All I see is you being mean to a new player who was just asking for some help.

^^ I was just woodcutting with you the other day. Didn't realize you were 99 though.

I think it's funny when someone says I cannot train strength with my whip.

 

:lol:

 

I don't think a new player believing one of your spiteful lies counts as "noobs saying something funny". All I see is you being mean to a new player who was just asking for some help.

 

actually i was being the noob there, not him

I was at the G.E., and a noob level 7 walked up to me and said can I have 100 GP I've never had that much before. I gave him 3k, and naturally, he was ecstatic. He thanked me and left. I hung out for a while longer, and next thing I know, there's upwards of 20 noobs all asking me for money, with the first noob at the head of the crowd! Noobs are like ducks!

I was at the G.E., and a noob level 7 walked up to me and said can I have 100 GP I've never had that much before. I gave him 3k, and naturally, he was ecstatic. He thanked me and left. I hung out for a while longer, and next thing I know, there's upwards of 20 noobs all asking me for money, with the first noob at the head of the crowd! Noobs are like ducks!

 

 

 

Word spreads fast among the newbies!

This was after I killed someone at the Duel Arena.

 

 

 

Me: gf

 

Noob:Ok sure bf

 

Me: It means "good fight"

 

Noob: Sure it does

 

Me: ok then...

 

(2 days later)

 

Noob: How's it going bf?

 

Me: wtf?

 

Noob: Wanna come to my house

 

 

 

She was quickly deleted and added to ignore :lol:

This was after I killed someone at the Duel Arena.

 

 

 

Me: gf

 

Noob:Ok sure bf

 

Me: It means "good fight"

 

Noob: Sure it does

 

Me: ok then...

 

(2 days later)

 

Noob: How's it going bf?

 

Me: wtf?

 

Noob: Wanna come to my house

 

 

 

She was quickly deleted and added to ignore :lol:

 

 

 

bf = bad fight

 

 

 

:lol: just kidding.