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I was laughing so hard :lol:

 

I don't see why you would be, stealing candy from children isn't funny :uhh: :notalk: :shame:

 

So many images on this thread are of people giving bs advice to players (NOT NOOBS) who ask for help, and they think its funny. <.<

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So many images on this thread are of people giving bs advice to players (NOT NOOBS) who ask for help, and they think its funny. <.<

 

 

 

I have to agree. It's mean.

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I had someone ask me what my combat level was once.
Someone asked me what my fishing level was... while i was wearing my skill cape.

 

i get same while woodcutting in my skill cape -.-

 

the sad thing is, some believe when I say some stupid level like 5 or 50...even when i got woodcut cape and hood on... #-o

 

someone was telling me that the highest level monster was lv702 and kill me easily

 

while i was wearing the fire cape -.-

 

i agreed and said it would be far to hard

 

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this happened to me yesterday when i was on my str puer trying to make money

 

 

 

me: selling rune set

 

noob: *trades*

 

me:*trades*

 

noob: *exits trade*

 

noob: noob!

 

me: wtf?

 

noob: u noob!

 

me: why?

 

noob: i thought u were selling rune wep

 

 

 

that just made me go wtf!?!?! since when does selling rune set make me a noob, especially when i say it loud and clear. besides the noob that traded me was level 70 something. that was really wierd.

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So many images on this thread are of people giving bs advice to players (NOT NOOBS) who ask for help, and they think its funny. <.<

 

 

 

I have to agree. It's mean.

 

 

 

Unfortunately thats human nature, and dont say you've never done anything like it, we all have.

 

 

 

Honestly, I thought it was pretty hilarious, making up stories is fun when your bored, its a game, if people dont know how to play you dont have to help them out. I stopped playing in f2p because of all the aggrivation it caused me, didnt matter where i went or what chats I had off, people still managed to bother me.

 

 

 

I even tried hiding out in a random event, stayed there for a week :lol: but even from there I had people being stupid around me.

 

 

 

There are times when someone asks a valid question, such as "where can I find the lesser demons on Karamja" to which I will answer "in the volcano" or show them myself, but when someone asks "how do u make ur moneys?" I dont feel that inclined to say anything past "by playing the game." If i feel like messing with the person, I think it's totally fair game, so dont judge on that front.

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I had an odd encounter about a week ago while i was mining.

 

 

 

A level 129 came on my spot in an attempt to steal ore. I was beating him to it so he began conversation.

 

 

 

Him: "Omg how are you getting it all?"

 

Me: "I have the advantage of experience and a high mining level i guess."

 

Him: "Wats your minin, im 74."

 

Me: "That'll be why, i'm 95."

 

Him: "Well im probably better than you in every other skill noob."

 

Me: "Maybe, but i doubt that will be able to help you in this predicament."

 

Him: "You try to act like a 50 yr old."

 

Me: "No, i just know how to spell correctly."

 

Him: "im switching, ent hanging out with noob like you."

 

 

 

I also had another one days ago with another high level who confronted me when competing for my ore. He was level 114 i think. It was brief and went along these lines:

 

 

 

Him: "Mining level?"

 

Me: "95. You?"

 

Him: "dont lie."

 

Me: "Check the highscores if you don't believe me.. :S"

 

Him: "Cba what is it relly?"

 

Me: "It really is 95, i have 146,000 ore in bank, i can show if you want."

 

-He agrees, i go and note all of my ore and show him-

 

Him: "That just makes you sad. as if you would mine all of that."

 

Me: "Well i don't think i'd be able to get to 99 mining if i didn't mine it."

 

Him: "sad noob, mining is for noobs."

 

-He then logged, i presume he gave up trying to argue-

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This was talking to my friend. (I corrected some of his spelling)

 

M=Me

 

F=Friend

 

 

 

F= Where are you?

 

M= GWD

 

F=What?

 

M=God Wars Dungeon

 

F= What's in there

 

M= $$$ :)

 

F=Just money?

 

M= Facepalm

 

F= Whats that?

 

M= Think about it.

 

M= Face...palm...

 

F= A plant that looks like a face?

 

M=>_>

 

F= Whatever they are, do they sell good or something?

 

M= No a facepalm is when you hit your head with your hand because of someone's idiocy

 

F= Really

 

F=?

 

M= Seeing the irony?

 

F= What?

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This is an odd conversation I had with a guy who openly admitted to me that he plays [Caution: Jagex Rule Violation], yes I did report him as soon as he home teleported out. He was a level 65 and had what I thought was a hunter's crossbow, but he said and now I think it was a Dorgscheun C'bow, or however you spell it. Anyway here it is.

 

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Him: you play mopa

 

Him: r scape?

 

Me: nah.

 

Him: k.

 

Him: I could get you owner.

 

Me: you don't do you?

 

Him: I play.

 

Me: Lol

 

Him: I own a server.

 

Me: Noob.

 

Him: Lol

 

Him: Froob

 

Me: No offence.

 

Him: Want to see my main froob?[/hide]

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when a guy is on his bros account and he sells phat for 100k when he finds out that it is only 2gp in general store.

 

This is the definition of a noob.

Signature your in it put backwards this read to enough smart were you if.

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Found this little gem just outside of the G.E..... #-o

 

I think this level 61 needs to read up on the rules :roll:

 

 

 

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lol wow this noob do need to read up the rules he is so dumb !!!

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Found this little gem just outside of the G.E..... #-o

 

I think this level 61 needs to read up on the rules :roll:

 

 

 

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lol wow this noob do need to read up the rules he is so dumb !!!

 

 

 

lol just decline his trade and let him report u lol

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THis convo was with a very rich noob

 

 

 

me:hey

 

Him: hey

 

me:Can you please stop spamming forsakens with lies

 

Him: Dude I'm not lying, I talk to Paul Gower on msm

 

me:umm,no no you don't

 

Him:Yeah, I do.

 

Me: Ok,post a pic of you talking to him

 

Him: I can't disclose that info

 

Me:what? Why would I believe you then.

 

Him: Dude,I was a first day tifer

 

Me: lol, you joined in 2008

 

*he logs off*

 

 

 

The same noob says he's going over to zezima's house irl and he has said that zezima is on top of him.

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