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Noobs say the funniest things!

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OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened:

 

(m=me h =him)

 

h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first

 

m-no i relly cant

 

h-plz i was here first tho

 

m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first

 

he logs out.

 

Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud).

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OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened:

 

(m=me h =him)

 

h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first

 

m-no i relly cant

 

h-plz i was here first tho

 

m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first

 

he logs out.

 

Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud).

 

 

 

Uhm...this story makes you immature and the noob to be honest.

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OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened:

 

(m=me h =him)

 

h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first

 

m-no i relly cant

 

h-plz i was here first tho

 

m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first

 

he logs out.

 

Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud).

 

 

 

10% will leave,so he had a chance but its not funny,and youre more the noob :roll:

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OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened:

 

(m=me h =him)

 

h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first

 

m-no i relly cant

 

h-plz i was here first tho

 

m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first

 

he logs out.

 

Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud).

 

 

 

Why did you act like an immature child? You sound like the n00b here.

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Noob: Hey, wanna be a Member?

 

Me: Yea sure, why not?

 

Noob: Drop all your valuable stuff an press Alt+F4.

 

Me: But that will close my browser and will loose all my goods.

 

Noob: Dont worry my father is the owner of Jagex Company. You wont loose anything.

 

Etc. Etc. Etc.

 

 

 

This was about 1 year ago. He got banned.

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some guy was on a f2p world calling everyone a noob ect ect as he lost his membership...oh wait....that was me :D

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

This was a really stupid account scammer who tried to get my password. I was in Lumby and saw a guy near the bank trying to scam someone, so I go down to the cortyard and the guy follows me. He tells me to add him so we can talk and here's how it went.

 

 

 

Noob: Hello. How are you?

 

Me: Fine, you?

 

Noob: I'm pleased to announce that you have won the runescape lottery!

 

Me: Oh really?

 

Noob: Yes! And to recive your reward, you need to give me your password so I can put the reward on your account.

 

*Thank you, your abuse report has been sent*

 

Me: My password is...

 

Noob: Yes?

 

Me: It's "your a horrible scammer and you have been reported"

 

Noob:......

 

Noob: Noob!!

 

Noob has logged out

 

 

 

Just to let you all know, it was a stupid scam because the message of the week on the log in screen said "Don't belive that you won the Runescape lottery, it's a scam!"

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Hmm, they seemed to be keeping the Mackeral and other junky fish but dropping the seaweed. :P

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"how come raw chicken is all that chickens drop"

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Ok, don't know if this one has been said, as I am too lazy to read all of these but-

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me:Hi...

 

Noob: What r u doin?

 

Me: Fishing [what's it look like -.- ]

 

Noob: Oh, Ok. ill follow u round today

 

Me:No, that's annoying, go away

 

Noob: reported for bug abuse

 

Me: Uh...

 

Noob: u r bugging me

 

Me: Wow, take some time to read the rules.. Seriously.

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OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened:

 

(m=me h =him)

 

h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first

 

m-no i relly cant

 

h-plz i was here first tho

 

m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first

 

he logs out.

 

Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud).

 

 

 

You're the type of person that makes Runescape such a crappy place to be while skilling. Why not offer to share at least, instead of swearing at him? And technically he was there first, so he has a right to be there. Grow up.

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Ok, don't know if this one has been said, as I am too lazy to read all of these but-

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me:Hi...

 

Noob: What r u doin?

 

Me: Fishing [what's it look like -.- ]

 

Noob: Oh, Ok. ill follow u round today

 

Me:No, that's annoying, go away

 

Noob: reported for bug abuse

 

Me: Uh...

 

Noob: u r bugging me

 

Me: Wow, take some time to read the rules.. Seriously.

 

 

 

thats hilarious :lol: :lol:

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Edit:I accidentally posted the same chat frame twice... Just Ignore it.

 

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He was saying stuff like this for over an hour on the Karmanja dock.. I got REALLY mad at him :evil:

 

Yeah, well I play Halo with a banana and a TV remote!

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My friend wasn't a noob but what he said sure seemed noobish maybe not in respect to runescape but in terms of his naiveness yes.

 

Friend:So did you do shield of arrav yet?

 

Friend:You want to do it with me?

 

(I come back to my computer and read only the 2nd line)

 

me:Wat??!?! Oh wait i only read teh 2nd line lol.

 

Friend:So you want to do it with me still? Im waiting...

 

me:UMmm... u mean shield of arrav right?

 

Friend:Yeah lets put our pieces together and then we can both be happy!

 

Me: This is priceless.

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Edit:I accidentally posted the same chat frame twice... Just Ignore it.

 

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He was saying stuff like this for over an hour on the Karmanja dock.. I got REALLY mad at him :evil:

 

Yeah, well I play Halo with a banana and a TV remote!

 

 

 

That made me rofl irl!

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Barrows drops: 1 Karils skirt on first run :twss:

Today this noob said to me

 

 

 

Noob:Does skillcape loans work?

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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As Per his request, i didnt put 2 arrows on him and label him a noob. oh, wait.... lol

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Lol, You guys are good, Wish i had that ability to attract noobs and have long conversations with them which twist and turn into meaningless drivel about how cheese is more powerfull them beef & how goblins build their houses...

 

Good ol' days.

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...oh dear god.

 

 

 

I was standing in Varrock, talking to my friend, when this guy in full bronze comes up and says:

 

 

 

Noob: Hey baby

 

Noob: You want some of this

 

Me: Um, what?

 

Noob: My pooty tang

 

Noob: Its delicsois

 

Noob: Rawr

 

Me: You do know I'm a guy, right?

 

Noob: Yeah idc

 

Noob: We both got holes an figers

 

Noob: Fingers*

 

Me: Right, I'm leaving now.

 

Noob: Why?

 

 

 

I logged out at the speed of light. Seriously, that was just...sick.

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

Runescape is why I support abortion.

back in the old days... :D

 

 

 

Noob: Trading lvl125 account for dds (no scam at all)

 

 

 

And a lvl48 saying he didn't talk to anyone lower than level 70... lol

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Me: (Mining iron ore)

 

Noob (who just banked): hey thats my rock!

 

Me: take it from me

 

Noob: (mines ore, but i beat him 3 times)

 

Noob: Reported

Both of these were on f2p :D

 

 

 

Me: *enters a random house with a range in Al-Kharid to cook some lobsters*

 

Some noob enters that house while i'm cooking.

 

Noob: Hey! Go away im member and this is my house!

 

Me: ..?

 

Noob: its called construction noob

 

Me: ok...

 

 

 

This one hapenned just 2 days ago

 

 

 

Me: *exits the cooking guild to go to the ge*

 

Some noob starts following me

 

Noob: woah nice white phat can i borrow it plz?

 

Me: Its a chef's hat...

A while back I saw a topic in the Runescape Forums about people having hilarious conversations with noobs. Basically you just post a conversation you had with a noob who was trying to scam you, report you etc ;)

 

 

 

Happy Posting! :mrgreen:

 

 

 

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