July 7, 200818 yr OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud).
July 8, 200817 yr OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). Uhm...this story makes you immature and the noob to be honest. Click sig for blog ^^ 6,627th to 99 fletching33,986th to 99 attack4,871st to 99 thieving Whip drops: 28 / Dark Bows: 7 / Hexcrests: 7 / Focus Sights: 1 / Staffs of Light: 6 / Dragon Chainbodies: 2 (1 KQ Solo 1 Dust Devil)
July 8, 200817 yr OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). 10% will leave,so he had a chance but its not funny,and youre more the noob :roll:
July 8, 200817 yr OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). Why did you act like an immature child? You sound like the n00b here.
July 8, 200817 yr Noob: Hey, wanna be a Member? Me: Yea sure, why not? Noob: Drop all your valuable stuff an press Alt+F4. Me: But that will close my browser and will loose all my goods. Noob: Dont worry my father is the owner of Jagex Company. You wont loose anything. Etc. Etc. Etc. This was about 1 year ago. He got banned. Sig made by Fgfuyfyuiuy0
July 8, 200817 yr ive got one. some guy was on a f2p world calling everyone a noob ect ect as he lost his membership...oh wait....that was me :D That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
July 8, 200817 yr This was a really stupid account scammer who tried to get my password. I was in Lumby and saw a guy near the bank trying to scam someone, so I go down to the cortyard and the guy follows me. He tells me to add him so we can talk and here's how it went. Noob: Hello. How are you? Me: Fine, you? Noob: I'm pleased to announce that you have won the runescape lottery! Me: Oh really? Noob: Yes! And to recive your reward, you need to give me your password so I can put the reward on your account. *Thank you, your abuse report has been sent* Me: My password is... Noob: Yes? Me: It's "your a horrible scammer and you have been reported" Noob:...... Noob: Noob!! Noob has logged out Just to let you all know, it was a stupid scam because the message of the week on the log in screen said "Don't belive that you won the Runescape lottery, it's a scam!" Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
July 8, 200817 yr Hmm, they seemed to be keeping the Mackeral and other junky fish but dropping the seaweed. :P
July 8, 200817 yr Ok, don't know if this one has been said, as I am too lazy to read all of these but- Noob: Hi Me:Hi... Noob: What r u doin? Me: Fishing [what's it look like -.- ] Noob: Oh, Ok. ill follow u round today Me:No, that's annoying, go away Noob: reported for bug abuse Me: Uh... Noob: u r bugging me Me: Wow, take some time to read the rules.. Seriously. MY RUNESCAPE GOALS
July 8, 200817 yr OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). You're the type of person that makes Runescape such a crappy place to be while skilling. Why not offer to share at least, instead of swearing at him? And technically he was there first, so he has a right to be there. Grow up.
July 8, 200817 yr Ok, don't know if this one has been said, as I am too lazy to read all of these but- Noob: Hi Me:Hi... Noob: What r u doin? Me: Fishing [what's it look like -.- ] Noob: Oh, Ok. ill follow u round today Me:No, that's annoying, go away Noob: reported for bug abuse Me: Uh... Noob: u r bugging me Me: Wow, take some time to read the rules.. Seriously. thats hilarious :lol: :lol:
July 8, 200817 yr Edit:I accidentally posted the same chat frame twice... Just Ignore it. [hide=Yeah...I don't know what was wrong with this guy][/hide] He was saying stuff like this for over an hour on the Karmanja dock.. I got REALLY mad at him :evil: Yeah, well I play Halo with a banana and a TV remote! Avatar by Unoalexi!
July 9, 200817 yr My friend wasn't a noob but what he said sure seemed noobish maybe not in respect to runescape but in terms of his naiveness yes. Friend:So did you do shield of arrav yet? Friend:You want to do it with me? (I come back to my computer and read only the 2nd line) me:Wat??!?! Oh wait i only read teh 2nd line lol. Friend:So you want to do it with me still? Im waiting... me:UMmm... u mean shield of arrav right? Friend:Yeah lets put our pieces together and then we can both be happy! Me: This is priceless.
July 9, 200817 yr Edit:I accidentally posted the same chat frame twice... Just Ignore it. [hide=Yeah...I don't know what was wrong with this guy][/hide] He was saying stuff like this for over an hour on the Karmanja dock.. I got REALLY mad at him :evil: Yeah, well I play Halo with a banana and a TV remote! That made me rofl irl! Barrows drops: 1 Karils skirt on first run :twss:
July 17, 200817 yr As Per his request, i didnt put 2 arrows on him and label him a noob. oh, wait.... lol [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide]
July 17, 200817 yr Lol, You guys are good, Wish i had that ability to attract noobs and have long conversations with them which twist and turn into meaningless drivel about how cheese is more powerfull them beef & how goblins build their houses... Good ol' days.
July 17, 200817 yr Convo with my friend, she's not a noob, but a relatively new player. xD Currently P2Pstats
July 18, 200817 yr ...oh dear god. I was standing in Varrock, talking to my friend, when this guy in full bronze comes up and says: Noob: Hey baby Noob: You want some of this Me: Um, what? Noob: My pooty tang Noob: Its delicsois Noob: Rawr Me: You do know I'm a guy, right? Noob: Yeah idc Noob: We both got holes an figers Noob: Fingers* Me: Right, I'm leaving now. Noob: Why? I logged out at the speed of light. Seriously, that was just...sick. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion.
July 18, 200817 yr back in the old days... :D Noob: Trading lvl125 account for dds (no scam at all) And a lvl48 saying he didn't talk to anyone lower than level 70... lol Drag drops: D legs, D spear, shield half, d medObby Drops: Shield x 2, knife x 2, maulBarrows drops : none yet :(Treasure Trails: Guthix Robe legs, Zammy pl8body, pirate hat, Robin hood hat!!
July 18, 200817 yr Me: (Mining iron ore) Noob (who just banked): hey thats my rock! Me: take it from me Noob: (mines ore, but i beat him 3 times) Noob: Reported
July 19, 200817 yr Both of these were on f2p :D Me: *enters a random house with a range in Al-Kharid to cook some lobsters* Some noob enters that house while i'm cooking. Noob: Hey! Go away im member and this is my house! Me: ..? Noob: its called construction noob Me: ok... This one hapenned just 2 days ago Me: *exits the cooking guild to go to the ge* Some noob starts following me Noob: woah nice white phat can i borrow it plz? Me: Its a chef's hat...
July 19, 200817 yr A while back I saw a topic in the Runescape Forums about people having hilarious conversations with noobs. Basically you just post a conversation you had with a noob who was trying to scam you, report you etc ;) Happy Posting! :mrgreen: Thanks for noticing my post about the noob conversation! \ I have not had a post locked since: July 17th, 2008. \:D/ Attempts at Beating GH3 on Expert: 16 and counting \:D/Check out my new RuneScape-Only Forum at http://www.runeforum.moonfruit.com There's not a single mod there! Be in the first 100 to join! It's Free! OMG OMG OMG!! Lol, seriously there are no mods at all.86/99 Fletching. The siggy lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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