laughattak828 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirscrap Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). Uhm...this story makes you immature and the noob to be honest. Click sig for blog ^^ 6,627th to 99 fletching33,986th to 99 attack4,871st to 99 thieving Whip drops: 28 / Dark Bows: 7 / Hexcrests: 7 / Focus Sights: 1 / Staffs of Light: 6 / Dragon Chainbodies: 2 (1 KQ Solo 1 Dust Devil) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). 10% will leave,so he had a chance but its not funny,and youre more the noob :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapdagon Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). Why did you act like an immature child? You sound like the n00b here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcentrik Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Noob: Hey, wanna be a Member? Me: Yea sure, why not? Noob: Drop all your valuable stuff an press Alt+F4. Me: But that will close my browser and will loose all my goods. Noob: Dont worry my father is the owner of Jagex Company. You wont loose anything. Etc. Etc. Etc. This was about 1 year ago. He got banned. Sig made by Fgfuyfyuiuy0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 ive got one. some guy was on a f2p world calling everyone a noob ect ect as he lost his membership...oh wait....that was me :D That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy9494 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 This was a really stupid account scammer who tried to get my password. I was in Lumby and saw a guy near the bank trying to scam someone, so I go down to the cortyard and the guy follows me. He tells me to add him so we can talk and here's how it went. Noob: Hello. How are you? Me: Fine, you? Noob: I'm pleased to announce that you have won the runescape lottery! Me: Oh really? Noob: Yes! And to recive your reward, you need to give me your password so I can put the reward on your account. *Thank you, your abuse report has been sent* Me: My password is... Noob: Yes? Me: It's "your a horrible scammer and you have been reported" Noob:...... Noob: Noob!! Noob has logged out Just to let you all know, it was a stupid scam because the message of the week on the log in screen said "Don't belive that you won the Runescape lottery, it's a scam!" Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UserOnRS Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Hmm, they seemed to be keeping the Mackeral and other junky fish but dropping the seaweed. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 "how come raw chicken is all that chickens drop" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccerdudety Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Ok, don't know if this one has been said, as I am too lazy to read all of these but- Noob: Hi Me:Hi... Noob: What r u doin? Me: Fishing [what's it look like -.- ] Noob: Oh, Ok. ill follow u round today Me:No, that's annoying, go away Noob: reported for bug abuse Me: Uh... Noob: u r bugging me Me: Wow, take some time to read the rules.. Seriously. MY RUNESCAPE GOALS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean824 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 OK so im mining gold and this guy walks up from banking(i saw him go 2 the bank as i walked in). heres what happened: (m=me h =him) h-can u plz leave to another world i was here first m-no i relly cant h-plz i was here first tho m-i relly dont give a (censored) if you were here first he logs out. Why did he even ask me if he was just gunna do it if I said no(which 90%of rs players wud). You're the type of person that makes Runescape such a crappy place to be while skilling. Why not offer to share at least, instead of swearing at him? And technically he was there first, so he has a right to be there. Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Ok, don't know if this one has been said, as I am too lazy to read all of these but- Noob: Hi Me:Hi... Noob: What r u doin? Me: Fishing [what's it look like -.- ] Noob: Oh, Ok. ill follow u round today Me:No, that's annoying, go away Noob: reported for bug abuse Me: Uh... Noob: u r bugging me Me: Wow, take some time to read the rules.. Seriously. thats hilarious :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightshayde Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Edit:I accidentally posted the same chat frame twice... Just Ignore it. [hide=Yeah...I don't know what was wrong with this guy][/hide] He was saying stuff like this for over an hour on the Karmanja dock.. I got REALLY mad at him :evil: Yeah, well I play Halo with a banana and a TV remote! Avatar by Unoalexi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erichkiller Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 My friend wasn't a noob but what he said sure seemed noobish maybe not in respect to runescape but in terms of his naiveness yes. Friend:So did you do shield of arrav yet? Friend:You want to do it with me? (I come back to my computer and read only the 2nd line) me:Wat??!?! Oh wait i only read teh 2nd line lol. Friend:So you want to do it with me still? Im waiting... me:UMmm... u mean shield of arrav right? Friend:Yeah lets put our pieces together and then we can both be happy! Me: This is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manufan28 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Edit:I accidentally posted the same chat frame twice... Just Ignore it. [hide=Yeah...I don't know what was wrong with this guy][/hide] He was saying stuff like this for over an hour on the Karmanja dock.. I got REALLY mad at him :evil: Yeah, well I play Halo with a banana and a TV remote! That made me rofl irl! Barrows drops: 1 Karils skirt on first run :twss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppet Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Today this noob said to me Noob:Does skillcape loans work? :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer_Jesse Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 As Per his request, i didnt put 2 arrows on him and label him a noob. oh, wait.... lol [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 hehe, I have a noob conversation in my siggy. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child_sycopath Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Lol, You guys are good, Wish i had that ability to attract noobs and have long conversations with them which twist and turn into meaningless drivel about how cheese is more powerfull them beef & how goblins build their houses... Good ol' days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzyliz42 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Convo with my friend, she's not a noob, but a relatively new player. xD Currently P2Pstats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 ...oh dear god. I was standing in Varrock, talking to my friend, when this guy in full bronze comes up and says: Noob: Hey baby Noob: You want some of this Me: Um, what? Noob: My pooty tang Noob: Its delicsois Noob: Rawr Me: You do know I'm a guy, right? Noob: Yeah idc Noob: We both got holes an figers Noob: Fingers* Me: Right, I'm leaving now. Noob: Why? I logged out at the speed of light. Seriously, that was just...sick. Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer_bowey Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 back in the old days... :D Noob: Trading lvl125 account for dds (no scam at all) And a lvl48 saying he didn't talk to anyone lower than level 70... lol Drag drops: D legs, D spear, shield half, d medObby Drops: Shield x 2, knife x 2, maulBarrows drops : none yet :(Treasure Trails: Guthix Robe legs, Zammy pl8body, pirate hat, Robin hood hat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Me: (Mining iron ore) Noob (who just banked): hey thats my rock! Me: take it from me Noob: (mines ore, but i beat him 3 times) Noob: Reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menaphites Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Both of these were on f2p :D Me: *enters a random house with a range in Al-Kharid to cook some lobsters* Some noob enters that house while i'm cooking. Noob: Hey! Go away im member and this is my house! Me: ..? Noob: its called construction noob Me: ok... This one hapenned just 2 days ago Me: *exits the cooking guild to go to the ge* Some noob starts following me Noob: woah nice white phat can i borrow it plz? Me: Its a chef's hat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zdavenz Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 A while back I saw a topic in the Runescape Forums about people having hilarious conversations with noobs. Basically you just post a conversation you had with a noob who was trying to scam you, report you etc ;) Happy Posting! :mrgreen: Thanks for noticing my post about the noob conversation! \ I have not had a post locked since: July 17th, 2008. \:D/ Attempts at Beating GH3 on Expert: 16 and counting \:D/Check out my new RuneScape-Only Forum at http://www.runeforum.moonfruit.com There's not a single mod there! Be in the first 100 to join! It's Free! OMG OMG OMG!! Lol, seriously there are no mods at all.86/99 Fletching. The siggy lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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