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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

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The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

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I was at the Rimington House Portal at the time, training construction. It gets lonely around there, so I type this Welcome message to all the people who walk into Rimington. I guess its kinda weird but, I AM LONELY! :cry: And I wonder when he'll spell good right... #-o

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

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The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

it dosnt make it ok but it dose mean the filters doing its job so to be honest you cant report him (check the reporting acdemy)

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This might not be so funny but here read this:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi

 

Noob: Prayer lvl?

 

Me: My Prayer level is: 63

 

Noob: Rofl noob i got 99 prayer

 

 

 

I started to look him up on highscore, and no he dident have any score on his prayer

 

 

 

Me: No you dont i just looked you up on highscore, and you arent even listed there

 

Noob: Your still a noob cuz i got more prayer then you

 

Me: No you dont... prove it by doing the quick chat

 

Noob: What the hell is a quick chat?

 

 

 

Hmmm? i talked to him about the quick chat.. and after a while:

 

 

 

Noob: My Prayer lvl is: 11

 

Me: Rofl and you call me a noob cuz i got 63 prayer?

 

Noob: I still own you with my prayer

 

A friend: Lol? you own a guy with 63 prayer and you only have 11 your self?

 

Me: Thats what im saying.

 

Noob: You are reported for having 63 prayer

 

Me: Sure i am.

 

 

 

After like 2 minutes:

 

 

 

Noob: Wanna be friends?

 

Me: No you just called me a noob for my 63 prayer..

 

Noob: No i dident but i still own you with my prayer

 

Me: What ever im off to members world..

 

Noob: How can you do that?

 

A friend: Cuz hes donating to jagex

 

Noob: Omg how stupied can you be to donate to jagex?

 

Me: Cuz i get more skills to train then you. So im off from here bye

 

Noob: No you dont

 

 

 

I log out.. how nooby can you really be?

 

 

 

Oh the funny part about this is he was lvl 98 cb on F2P

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Keep this up... I've never seen anyone trying to inhale kittens before. :shock:

 

 

 

However, I did see someone saying that he smeared peanut butter on his face to feed squirrels... don't ask, I don't know why. Just walked in on it yesterday, actually.

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

staroffbs6.jpg

 

 

 

The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

it dosnt make it ok but it dose mean the filters doing its job so to be honest you cant report him (check the reporting acdemy)

 

 

 

If Jagex has proven anything, its that they have double standards. Say that to a J-mod and I guarantee you'll be banned/muted. There is little doubt to be what words are behind those stars, and I found it very offensive. Don't you think its odd that the player was unafraid of using offensive language because of this rule? They might as not even have rule 1 anymore if they're just going to turn around and say "but its OK to use swear words because they'll be starred out".

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Yeah, it's actually funny but when I looked at the first line it was the swear word, and not the asterisks that immediately popped into my mind.

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

 

 

Idiot: "wtf how am i and idiot"

 

 

 

Speaks for itself.

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

staroffbs6.jpg

 

 

 

The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

it dosnt make it ok but it dose mean the filters doing its job so to be honest you cant report him (check the reporting acdemy)

 

 

 

If Jagex has proven anything, its that they have double standards. Say that to a J-mod and I guarantee you'll be banned/muted. There is little doubt to be what words are behind those stars, and I found it very offensive. Don't you think its odd that the player was unafraid of using offensive language because of this rule? They might as not even have rule 1 anymore if they're just going to turn around and say "but its OK to use swear words because they'll be starred out".

 

to be honest ive always found rule one a bit stupid can we just have it optional (sure youll get noobs running around shouting profanitys but id rather that than the current system)

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This is quite a funny one that happened to me a while back:

 

 

 

Noob: Can I buy your handbag, as a present for someone?

 

Me: Its a satchel, and its untradeable, sorry...

 

Noob: How much is it worth?

 

Me: Its untradeable..

 

Noob: How much would you value it at?

 

Me: A lot of money.

 

Noob: How much is a lot because I have got a lot of money...to buy it with.

 

Me: Its untradeable!

 

Noob: I best get saving then, add me so i can contact when I have about 10k.

 

Me: Mate, look, its untradeable, and if it was I wouldn't sell it for 10k.

 

Me:Thats nothing, sorry.

 

Noob: Ok, my friend said he'd lend me some money; maybe 30k?

 

Me: Its not tradeable!!!! :@

 

Noob: I'll get my friend to come buy it; hes rich hes got 200k!

 

Me: Its untradeable ffs! ! ! ! ! :@:@:@ 200k is poor aswell!

 

Me: Please go away...

 

Noob: But I really wanna buy it. I'll do a job for you to pay for it ;)

 

Me: Thanks for offer but its untradeable! U.N.T.R.A.D.E.A.B.L.E ! ! !

 

Me: Your annoying me now.

 

Me: Good-bye with luv *teles to camelot to escape him*

 

Noob: (pming me) Omg you got eaten! How come your handbag didnt fall on the floor?

 

Noob: (pming me) Hey wait a minute! No gravestone! Your a ghost!

 

Noob: (pming me) I dont wanna buy your ghostly bag! Its cursed! I'm reporting you for being a ghost.

 

Me: (pming him) Fair do's. Good luck.. and whatever ;)

 

Me: *blocks him*

 

 

 

Found it quite funny. :lol: It happened months back.

 

 

 

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Lol i find this rather funny =] don't know if u guys do lol

 

 

 

1 day some noob ask me 4 my password so he can make me member :shame:

 

so i quickly replied saying no then reported him afterward

 

 

 

2 days later saw him again and ask 4 my pass again

 

i reported him again

 

 

 

on the following week i c him trying to scam people account everyday with no 1 answering him and i heard him said:

 

"hey every1 i m not trying to scam ur account =] just want to help ! "

 

"so pls give me ur password and let me help :pray: "

 

 

 

another noob walk by and ask : "what is scamming ?" and gave his pass away #-o

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I didn't exactly edit out their names... oops. :-# Anyway, this was in my friend's Clan Chat. ::'

 

 

 

Edit: Please ignore my terrible German.

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This was a conversation I observed several years ago at Rock Crabs, but it made me laugh so hard.

 

 

 

Level 75: n00b! Go away.

 

Level 37: There are plenty of crabs here. I'm a range pure.

 

Level 75: You're a n00b pure, n00blet. Quit stealing my kills.

 

Level 37: Dude, my main is level 125 and could probably one hit you. I'm not a noob.

 

Level 75: Shut up lying n00b! Get a life fr00blet!

 

-level 37 logs out and two minutes later, a level 125 walks up-

 

Level 125: Hi there Level 75. Remember me?

 

-level 75 logs-

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This was a conversation I observed several years ago at Rock Crabs, but it made me laugh so hard.

 

 

 

Level 75: n00b! Go away.

 

Level 37: There are plenty of crabs here. I'm a range pure.

 

Level 75: You're a n00b pure, n00blet. Quit stealing my kills.

 

Level 37: Dude, my main is level 125 and could probably one hit you. I'm not a noob.

 

Level 75: Shut up lying n00b! Get a life fr00blet!

 

-level 37 logs out and two minutes later, a level 125 walks up-

 

Level 125: Hi there Level 75. Remember me?

 

-level 75 logs-

 

Similar thing happened to me once while I was roaming around f2p on Mercifull X. A few minutes of people insulting me and I log in as Mercifull. ^_^ Hilarity ensues

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In the middle of the Tz'haar bank, two people have this conversation.

 

Sudokupsycho--me

 

red--noob1 (level 119)

 

green--noob2 (level50-some)

 

 

 

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(I think that the stars mean "to school" but I'm not sure.)

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

staroffbs6.jpg

 

 

 

The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

I'm pretty sure I was there when you said. :lol:

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In the middle of the Tz'haar bank, two people have this conversation.

 

Sudokupsycho--me

 

red--noob1 (level 119)

 

green--noob2 (level50-some)

 

 

 

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(I think that the stars mean "to school" but I'm not sure.)

 

 

 

I cant see the image

 

 

 

I can, but try quoting his post and c/ping the image URL from there.

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