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He was saying stuff like this for over an hour on the Karmanja dock.. I got REALLY mad at him :evil:

 

Yeah, well I play Halo with a banana and a TV remote!

 

 

 

That made me rofl irl!

 

 

 

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I was Kyatt mining when some 136 logs in.

 

 

 

Me: Could you please hop again? I was just banking.

 

136: Prove it.

 

Me: Erm, i've been mining here for hours already.

 

136: Prove it.

 

Me: Dude can't you just hop and be nice?

 

136: No.

 

Me: *Sigh*

 

136: Lol nerd.

 

*Watches a level 3 log in*

 

Lvl 3: What's going on?

 

Me: This dude stole my world and refuses to hop.

 

*Watches level 3 steal ores from 136*

 

136: Omg get a life stupid nerds wasting my time neebs

 

*Watches him log*

 

Lvl 3: I'll hop now, have fun mining.

 

 

 

Low lvls aren't always 'noobs' or annoying, he was 96 Mining too! :shock:

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He was asking where I lived to break my neck or some [developmentally delayed]ed noob thing like that, I can't rember, it was quite a while ago. 8-)

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This happend in f2p:

 

 

 

N:Can i borrow ur whip?

 

M: U member?

 

N: No

 

M: Attack lvl?

 

N: 47

 

 

 

He then started stalking me for about 20 mins until i decided 2 log.

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him: can u assist me in craft

 

me: not for quests.

 

him:WTF?

 

me: make it urself

 

him: plz make me yak top.

 

Me: no, im busy training.

 

him: make me yak top.

 

Other guy: no.

 

Him:noob

 

me:buy on ge

 

him:noob

 

me:please be quiet

 

him:noob

 

 

 

Seriously I later found out he wont go to ge becuase it is too far away. I hate people who want everything done for them.

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I'm losing faith in runescape faster and faster. This was a pretty funny though.

 

Let's call the three n00bs A B and C. They were being annoying before. We were killing flesh crawlers and they logged in at different times. So one person there said "Well it's gettign crowded here"(It was.) "We were here first so could you hop plz?"

 

C's response? "Ur mom" :wall: That got "Lol" and "u got served!" from A& B

 

So most people hopped and soon there were only a few people there. Then the conversation turned to ages.

 

 

 

A: So I'm goin 2 5th grade soon!

 

B:Rly? Thats soooooo kool! I'm going into 4th!

 

C: Wel im goin 2 6th

 

A&B: O wow! Dat's so kewl!

 

 

 

That kind of explained their behavior.

 

 

 

B: So Lady wat grade r u going 2?

 

Me: Me? I'll be going into 9th

 

 

 

C:Ya rite u lier. ur prolly goin 2 3rd

 

Me:Nope. I'll be a freshman. :)

 

A: :o Dats kool! wil u join mi clan

 

B: no join mi clan

 

C: o wow ur old

 

C: Wil u b mi friend

 

A: So ur in colege or sumthin

 

Me: No. I'll be in my first year of hi-skool(RS censors normal highschool and stuff)

 

B: ur stil old.

 

 

 

By then I was laughing my head off at me being old and in college . :lol: But then someone else walks in.

 

 

 

Person2: Hey

 

A B&C: hi/sup/ect.

 

Me: Hi.

 

P2: Hey lady u have any rannars? I trade for fire runes!

 

Me: No sorry.

 

P2:Please?

 

A:U cant talk to lady liek dat. Dun beg!

 

b:Ya shes a freshman

 

P2:.....So what? I'm a junior

 

C comes back from banking.

 

C: I mis n e thing?

 

B: Dood -p2- is old liek lady!

 

C:rly?

 

A: Ya! hes a junior!

 

B: Does dat meen ur in colege 2 -p2-

 

P2: No. Lol. I'm in HS

 

Me: I'm N.O.T in college!

 

 

 

By then I had to log out for dinner. It was very funny. XD

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Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh.

 

 

 

So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also)

 

 

 

NOOB:autoer

 

ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216

 

NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!!

 

 

 

8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter

 

hahhaha best 1 yet!!!

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hahah some of them are soo freakin hilarious but the best one i heard of was this one

 

 

 

 

 

me attack spider randomly

 

Noob:why are you attacking that spider?

 

Me:I dunno, just felt like it

 

Noob:Reported for bug abuse

 

 

 

lol yes coz jagex hates to see pixelated bugs getting killed

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Today, I was training at rock crabs and some 84 in full rune and warrior helm started following me. Every time I attacked a rock crab, he attacked it too. I asked him politely to stop, but he pretended to speak spanish and not understand me. So I started angry and procedded to start saying that he was pathetic. I then said that he was trying to aggrivate me to the point of swearing. But then he finally spoke English and said that he was my best friend. And he was still attacking every crab I attacked. I finally left the area and went to the other place. And then I heard him say that "Oh well, I guess you'll all just have to world hop!". Just goes to shows you that high levels can still be noobs :roll:

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I've been doing the Gnome Delivery minigame a lot recently. Occasionally I get a gnome ball as a reward. Pretty lame... But I make the best of a bad reward by tossing it to some random guy then running away. I confuse a lot of people. Sometimes when they have a weapon, I trick them into unwielding the weapon so I can throw it to them, as I did in this instance:

 

 

 

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After the last line I turned my chat off...

 

 

 

EDIT: The next day when I logged on, he continued the conversation.

 

 

 

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P.S. What is a GM? I really don't know... :-#

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this conversation wasn't with me, but i saw this happening.

 

 

 

Noob:OOO what's your strength level?

 

Dudewithstrengthskillcape:5....

 

Noob:OMG!!!! Thats like, 4 levels away from mine!!!

 

Dudewithstrengthskillcape:...

 

Noob:Where can i get that cape your wearing once i reach level 5?

 

DudewithStrengthskillcape:ok, the first thing you do is log off, then.....

 

Noob:(logs off)

 

 

 

lmao

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Today, I was training at rock crabs and some 84 in full rune and warrior helm started following me. Every time I attacked a rock crab, he attacked it too. I asked him politely to stop, but he pretended to speak spanish and not understand me. So I started angry and procedded to start saying that he was pathetic. I then said that he was trying to aggrivate me to the point of swearing. But then he finally spoke English and said that he was my best friend. And he was still attacking every crab I attacked. I finally left the area and went to the other place. And then I heard him say that "Oh well, I guess you'll all just have to world hop!". Just goes to shows you that high levels can still be noobs :roll:

 

Sad but true... :lol:

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I was looking through my bank and found a black mace in it, so I decided to sell it. On my way to the general store, I saw a low-leveled character saying, "buying Mirthril weapon". I, being helpful, asked what his attack level was, so he didn't end up buying something he couldn't use. He said it was 11. I told him that he couldn't use mith yet, and offered him a weapon he could use. We traded, and I offered the black mace. He immediatly declines and runs away, and says "OMG that's only a bronze club, reported for item scamming." I said "whatever" and sold it at the general store.

 

 

 

I didn't feel the need to mention that it was a mace, and that there is no such weapon as a "club" in Runescape.

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[hide=]I've been doing the Gnome Delivery minigame a lot recently. Occasionally I get a gnome ball as a reward. Pretty lame... But I make the best of a bad reward by tossing it to some random guy then running away. I confuse a lot of people. Sometimes when they have a weapon, I trick them into unwielding the weapon so I can throw it to them, as I did in this instance:

 

 

 

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After the last line I turned my chat off...

 

 

 

EDIT: The next day when I logged on, he continued the conversation.

 

 

 

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P.S. What is a GM? I really don't know... :-#[/hide]

 

 

 

That's one of, if not the best, stories here.

 

 

 

Anyway I have one too, although it's not so much of a "noob" thing as a jerk thing.

 

 

 

Ok so I was fighting jellies for a clue. I was wearing red d-hide as my range is low for my level, my Saradomin Sword, fury, dragon boots, and slayer helm.

 

 

 

Anyway, I got a clue. This other guy had earlier politely asked to borrow my sara sword and seeing as I would not be needing it for my clue, I loaned it to him. So I teleported to Varrock to gather my clue gear and sell my rune full helm drops. On the way to the bank (wearing my previously stated outfit minus weapon) this 'girl' said to me:

 

 

 

(random person): Hey mini me

 

Me: Yeah?

 

(random person): You dont look cool

 

(random person): -.-

 

Me: What? I wasn't trying to...

 

(random person walks away)

 

 

 

Sorry it was such a long story for such a little conversation, but if I didn't set it up it wouldn't of made sense. This really ticked me off because this random person who had no idea what I was doing insulted me completely unprovoked. I hate people who assume too much. Anyway I just moved on and did my clue (worst level 3 ever).

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I'm back with more! :D

 

 

 

I was in Taverly on my way to Ardounge a few days ago when some level 25 started following me.

 

(The guy obviously couldn't spell but I don't feel like writing exactly what he said)

 

 

 

Me: Can I help you?

 

Noob: Noob

 

Me: Whatever

 

Noob: Haha noob I have more money than you

 

Me: And I care why?

 

Noob: You care because i have more money than you

 

Me: There's one problem with that

 

Noob: What?

 

Me: I don't care

 

Then he left to go bug someone else.

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I once at the Crafting Guild one time and some guy started flaming me because I was mining the same rock as him. I called him a noob and said that he should learn to spell. Being a complete hypocrite and thust using my insult, he tells me this:

 

 

 

"Learn How To Speel"

 

"Spell*"

 

 

 

Not that funny, but still. ;)

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Well, I was on my level three miner/smith, heading to varrock to smith a load of iron bars, when I ran into this pleasant fellow:

 

 

 

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Just as reference, he was also level three, with an iron plate, bronze med and iron mace. :wall:

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I've been doing the Gnome Delivery minigame a lot recently. Occasionally I get a gnome ball as a reward. Pretty lame... But I make the best of a bad reward by tossing it to some random guy then running away. I confuse a lot of people. Sometimes when they have a weapon, I trick them into unwielding the weapon so I can throw it to them, as I did in this instance:

 

 

 

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After the last line I turned my chat off...

 

 

 

EDIT: The next day when I logged on, he continued the conversation.

 

 

 

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P.S. What is a GM? I really don't know... :-#

 

A GM is a gold mod.

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I suppose with this new fair trading system this would be impossible to do. I guess the system has some advantages after all....

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I suppose with this new fair trading system this would be impossible to do. I guess the system has some advantages after all....

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I suppose that this feature would have saved him from being strangled to death by his brother :pray:

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I give ya credits if you want :

 

 

 

 

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I'm walking in the road between Barb Village and Falador:

 

 

 

Guy: Hey

 

Guy: Stop

 

Me: Yes?

 

Guy: I buy ur hood 1k (I was wearing the Grim Reaper hood and monk robes, I was bored ::' )

 

Me: Even if I wanted to sell it I couldn't do it

 

Me: It's non tradeable

 

Guy: Tak me

 

Me: Eh?

 

Me: Take you where?

 

Guy: To get the hood

 

Me: You can't get one of these anymore

 

Guy: Yes u can

 

Me: It's discontinued

 

Guy: 2k

 

Me: I said i can't sell it

 

Guy: Yes u can 3k

 

Me: I can't sell it!!!!

 

Me: Even if you offered 100 million gp I couldn't sell it!!!!

 

 

 

After that the guy runs away....

 

 

 

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200m (lvl6 Skiller) and myself (mage pure) were running around and we ran into this moron trying to sell his BGS. He sees us with my crafting cape & 200m's farming cape and then the following occurs. As simplistic as it was, it amused us.

 

 

 

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