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Noobs say the funniest things!

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In the middle of the Tz'haar bank, two people have this conversation.

 

Sudokupsycho--me

 

red--noob1 (level 119)

 

green--noob2 (level50-some)

 

 

 

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(I think that the stars mean "to school" but I'm not sure.)

 

 

 

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I don't think that's his problem... I just saw "Image" at first, too.

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You're being watched.

This didn't happen to me, but a very close friend, me and him were chatting and training attack, (my friend has 99 stength)

 

so anyway, a guy walks past, then randomly follows my friend. my friend simply said "yes?" the player replied, "nice cape :)" my friend said thanks and carried on training and talking to me. just before the player walked off he said, "wow, you hit high, stength level?" .. :lol: ..

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

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The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

 

 

lol this does belong in "noobs say the funniest things" but you are the noob. stars can not be reported. it is in the report academy. so basicly you just broke rule "misuse of costomer support"

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

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The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

 

 

lol this does belong in "noobs say the funniest things" but you are the noob. stars can not be reported. it is in the report academy. so basicly you just broke rule "misuse of costomer support"

 

Actually, if its easy to find what it was(context) it is reportable.

In the middle of the Tz'haar bank, two people have this conversation.

 

Sudokupsycho--me

 

red--noob1 (level 119)

 

green--noob2 (level50-some)

 

 

 

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(I think that the stars mean "to school" but I'm not sure.)

 

off topic but woot im in 2 peoples siggys >.>

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

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The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

 

 

Actually.... in jagex's eyes, you wrongly reported him because the language filter (or the stars) did its job. =D>

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This was a conversation I observed several years ago at Rock Crabs, but it made me laugh so hard.

 

 

 

Level 75: n00b! Go away.

 

Level 37: There are plenty of crabs here. I'm a range pure.

 

Level 75: You're a n00b pure, n00blet. Quit stealing my kills.

 

Level 37: Dude, my main is level 125 and could probably one hit you. I'm not a noob.

 

Level 75: Shut up lying n00b! Get a life fr00blet!

 

-level 37 logs out and two minutes later, a level 125 walks up-

 

Level 125: Hi there Level 75. Remember me?

 

-level 75 logs-

 

Similar thing happened to me once while I was roaming around f2p on Mercifull X. A few minutes of people insulting me and I log in as Mercifull. ^_^ Hilarity ensues

 

something kinda similar happened to me. I was on my range pure, when a lvl 40 is challenging a lvl 44 to a duel saying he can win.

 

this is the basic convo:

 

me:want me to get on my lvl 34 and beat you?

 

him:sure try

 

me:ok

 

*on lvl 34*

 

me:hi come to duel arena

 

him:ok

 

 

 

Amazingly I won by like 14 hp

 

 

 

me:gf

 

him:you 2

 

me:friends

 

him:sure.

 

 

 

Of course we're still friends, this happened less than a month ago, but it just goes to show you, lvl 34s can beat lvl 40s in duels...

Signature your in it put backwards this read to enough smart were you if.

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

staroffbs6.jpg

 

 

 

The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

even sadder is this quote from jagex, not word for word but:

 

"do not report players for offensive language if it appears as ***, as the filter has already taken care of that, report them if they try to find clever ways to get around the filter..."

Signature your in it put backwards this read to enough smart were you if.

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A quick quote for those who have goals that seem far away.

Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome. ~Arthur Ashe

I have a quick test for you to take.

Click HERE to take it, and tell me how you do through a PM

 

Also, if you want to find out some odd, yet concerning facts about American society click HERE.

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In the middle of the Tz'haar bank, two people have this conversation.

 

Sudokupsycho--me

 

red--noob1 (level 119)

 

green--noob2 (level50-some)

 

 

 

odd%20conversation.jpg

 

 

 

(I think that the stars mean "to school" but I'm not sure.)

 

 

 

I cant see the image

 

quick tip:

 

right click where the image should be (usaly a red x) go down to show image

 

if that dosnt work right click again go to properties copy the link that it says and paste it into the adress bar :thumbsup:

 

for us it only says Image, but right click the word, click view image, and when download menu comes up, press open.

Signature your in it put backwards this read to enough smart were you if.

power_ness.png

A quick quote for those who have goals that seem far away.

Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome. ~Arthur Ashe

I have a quick test for you to take.

Click HERE to take it, and tell me how you do through a PM

 

Also, if you want to find out some odd, yet concerning facts about American society click HERE.

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At Lumbridge Caves near giant frogs

 

 

 

Noob: Whill you trade with me?

 

*noob starts getting 1 hits because he has no light source

 

Me: Lol

 

Me: You're dieing.

 

Noob: Where's cave?

 

Me: You're in it

 

Me: What a noob

 

Noob: Lol

 

Noob: Me?

 

Noob: I win!

 

Me: Yes

 

Noob: I don't Phail!

 

Me:You're dieing

 

Noob: Lol

 

Noob: Naw

 

Noob I'm living

 

Me: Rofl

 

Noob: Thats the best part

 

Me: This is going in a noob thread

 

*noob dies*

 

Noob: Cya

 

 

 

5 Seconds Later he PMs me

 

 

 

Noob: See?

 

Me: Wtf?

 

Noob: Didn't die!

 

Noob: Like I said I wouldn't

 

Me: You're still a noob

 

Noob: Lol, Why?

 

 

 

*He comes back to where I was*

 

 

 

Noob: See?

 

 

 

Sad thing was, he was lvl 109.

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I had someone ask me what my combat level was once.

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I was doing the new Great Orb minigame and apparently some player didn't like the way I was playing:

 

 

 

staroffbs6.jpg

 

 

 

The saddest thing is this player was level 134 and still thought that typing asterisks instead of swear words made everything ok.

 

 

 

lol this does belong in "noobs say the funniest things" but you are the noob. stars can not be reported. it is in the report academy. so basicly you just broke rule "misuse of costomer support"

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i belive he is young or he bought the acc tbh, or not to be rude but just plain stupid

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At Lumbridge Caves near giant frogs

 

 

 

Noob: Whill you trade with me?

 

*noob starts getting 1 hits because he has no light source

 

Me: Lol

 

Me: You're dieing.

 

Noob: Where's cave?

 

Me: You're in it

 

Me: What a noob

 

Noob: Lol

 

Noob: Me?

 

Noob: I win!

 

Me: Yes

 

Noob: I don't Phail!

 

Me:You're dieing

 

Noob: Lol

 

Noob: Naw

 

Noob I'm living

 

Me: Rofl

 

Noob: Thats the best part

 

Me: This is going in a noob thread

 

*noob dies*

 

Noob: Cya

 

 

 

5 Seconds Later he PMs me

 

 

 

Noob: See?

 

Me: Wtf?

 

Noob: Didn't die!

 

Noob: Like I said I wouldn't

 

Me: You're still a noob

 

Noob: Lol, Why?

 

 

 

*He comes back to where I was*

 

 

 

Noob: See?

 

 

 

Sad thing was, he was lvl 109.

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hahahaha wow he is a noob ...he had a point to prove... he sure showed you lol roflmao =D> :lol:

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I had someone ask me what my combat level was once.
Someone asked me what my fishing level was... while i was wearing my skill cape.

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"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12

 

Also mentioned earlier with another skill, I forget what the skill was though.

Signature your in it put backwards this read to enough smart were you if.

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A quick quote for those who have goals that seem far away.

Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome. ~Arthur Ashe

I have a quick test for you to take.

Click HERE to take it, and tell me how you do through a PM

 

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I was banking in Tzhaar caves when a lvl 70 starts following me and ask's me: "Who is Tokkul?"...

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One fine day at the Mining Guild:

 

Me: *Mine my last rock and start Super Heating*

 

Noob: Go away

 

Me: What?

 

Noob: Go away?

 

Me: Why?

 

Noob: Coz

 

Me: "Coz" why?

 

Noob: Go away!

 

Me: Why?

 

Noob: GO AWAY!! >:(

 

Me: WHY?!

 

Noob: Coz this is my area!

 

Me? What the hell?

 

Noob: Go away!

 

Me: Your an idiot...

 

Noob: You mined my rock in my area

 

Me: If you had enough brains then you would realise that I am Super Heating, therefore I cannot be mining 'your area'.

 

Noob: You did b4!

 

Me: Man up, princess.

 

Noob: Noob!

 

Me: Oh no! The apocalypse is coming! What shall we do?

 

By this time, he had logged off.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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I had someone ask me what my combat level was once.

 

 

 

that made me :lol:

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I was fishing lobs in karmja to kill the lessers there when a lvl 34 started following me and called me a noob. He said his main was 110 cb and cud kick my a**. he logged off and came with a lvl 11 saying he owns me. Lol?

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woot.

You are one with the matrix.

 

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me.

I had this conversation not so long ago:

 

 

 

Person: give me your sausages

 

Me: Eh?

 

Person: the ones you are hitting with

 

Me: My whip?

 

Person: no your sausages

 

Me: It's not a sausage, it's a whip

 

Person: whatever noob

 

 

 

F2P, level 20 :wall:

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I had someone ask me what my combat level was once.
Someone asked me what my fishing level was... while i was wearing my skill cape.

 

i get same while woodcutting in my skill cape -.-

 

the sad thing is, some believe when I say some stupid level like 5 or 50...even when i got woodcut cape and hood on... #-o

You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face.

 

Do not fear Death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity...

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I was laughing so hard :lol:

New Siggy in progress.

 

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I was laughing so hard :lol:

 

I don't see why you would be, stealing candy from children isn't funny :uhh: :notalk: :shame:

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Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

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