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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

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LMFAO SOO MUCH WIN :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

There's also more on page 11 now. :lol:

 

 

 

This guy's sense of humour is just awesome. He's just too good to be a noob.

 

 

 

Also two JMod posts on page 7 and 8.

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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

There's also more on page 11 now. :lol:

 

 

 

This guy's sense of humour is just awesome. He's just too good to be a noob.

 

 

 

Also two JMod posts on page 7 and 8.

 

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Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

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Rofl read the first page of this thread: http://forum.[Please Use QuickFind Code].ws?15,16,111,58297767

 

 

 

QFC: 15-16-111-58297767

 

 

 

I can't tell if he's a noob or just kidding.

 

 

 

There's also more on page 11 now. :lol:

 

 

 

This guy's sense of humour is just awesome. He's just too good to be a noob.

 

 

 

Also two JMod posts on page 7 and 8.

 

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ROFL! :lol:

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Heres a good one that happened last week.

 

 

 

Noob:Woot Z0mg, i got 13 thief, 10 agility and 10 craft!

 

Me:My thief is 50, so's my agility, and my craft is 58....

 

Noob:Rubbish!

 

Me:Then what does that make you?

 

Noob:better than you.

 

Me:right... whatever.....

 

Noob:you fail

 

Me:No you do.

 

*5 mins go by* He pms me

 

Noob:U fail

 

Me:...

 

*another 5 mins*

 

Me: your entire life is just one big fail

 

Noob: :cry: im blocking you.

 

 

 

to be perfectly honest, you are the noob. why tell him your levels if he didnt ask for them? You could have just congratulated him or something. You dont need to brag about the higher levels you have. seriously you are kinda asking for a noobie conversation between yourself and that other player. :roll:

 

 

 

Well anyways that "Rubbish" remark was totally unnecessary :| .

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Just got this one at the Lumbridge spinning wheel

 

 

 

Him: Eyes

 

Him: U luk like a prat

 

Me: And?

 

Him: Lol

 

(try to click on spinning wheel, misclick on man)

 

him: Ure hardcore

 

him: killin a man

 

Me: Misclick noob

 

Me: Anyway *noob name*, whats your problem?

 

Him: U luk like a prat(Yes we'd established that)

 

Him: Wearin a skirt and ure a boy (Dragon manskirts ftw \' )

 

Me: More practical noob

 

Him: Lol

 

Him: Noob

 

Me: At least I'm comfortable enough to wear one

 

Him: Lol

 

Him: Girl (Oh yeah, how old are you? 8?)

 

Him: Get d legs (I really do not want to fork out 500+k when spending 150k does the job)

 

Molly comes and snatches him away. :twisted:

 

I just dont get what it is to people that a male character is wearing a skirt, and sometimes these people can be a little bit insulting :shame: even if u do nothing to provoke them .

 

 

 

A little later, not so funny, but still an example of how most people value strength over attack(unlike me)

 

3rd guy(lvl 82, wearing drag med+ rune body +legs compared to my neitiznot,granite and drag skirt: Lvl 86 str level

 

Me: 65(getting 70 att first)

 

him: Lol

 

him: Is that it(Yes, I just said that)

 

him: My Attack lvl is 65

 

me: My Attack lvl is 68

 

continues into qc battle between him and other spinners. I then choose to leave. I am now avoiding Lumbridge and staying in uncrowded/high-lvl areas such as Dorgesh-Kaan and Lletya, that ought to keep the noobs off my back.

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Yeah I don't think it matters if someone wants to wear a skirt or legs. If they want to shell outt eh extra cash just to look good, I guess, but the thing is, SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE look exactly like them, so it doesn't even matter...

 

I don't think its fair to even care what other people want to wear to be honest.

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Yeah I don't think it matters if someone wants to wear a skirt or legs. If they want to shell outt eh extra cash just to look good, I guess, but the thing is, SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE look exactly like them, so it doesn't even matter...

 

 

 

I AM so gonna make an account dressed entirley in pink, with pink hair, shirt, and a pink skirt, just to see what the noobs say :lol:

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I was training firemaking in GE with my 1 def pure (combat 42) for Lumby achievement diary. I see two guys (lvl 18 and 30) talking about holiday items.

 

 

 

18: Do u have this *does easter 2008 cape emote*

 

30: Nope

 

Me: Well, my main has scarves from Christmas 2005 =P

 

30: :P

 

18: Lol noob i know more about runescape than u

 

18: U don't even have a main

 

Me: Yes I have

 

18: What's the name

 

Me: Kurinin742

 

30: Lol not even your character

 

18: Come with it to ge

 

Me: Ok, add him to your buddylist so you can see him better

 

30: Lol "buddylist"

 

18: Noob

 

 

 

What's wrong about saying "buddylist"? -.-

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Molly comes and snatches him away. :twisted:

 

 

(i just had to, couldnt resist)

 

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This one just happened to me. Level 3 skiller(combat level 3 with cooking cape) came over to the area where I was killing bats(slayer), and asked for me to give him my bat bones(prayer for me). Here's how the conversation played out.

 

 

 

Him: Please bones?? (is dying, but has food)

 

Me: Are you trying to die?

 

Me: Lol, I need these bones for prayer.

 

Him: Rofl

 

Him: Pleasebones

 

Him: Bat bones

 

Him: Ok?

 

Me: I said I need them for prayer.

 

Me: Are you a skiller? (I saw he was dying, so I killed the bat that was killing him)

 

Him: Idiot

 

Him: Idiot

 

Me: Me?

 

Me: Why?

 

My favorite part now:

 

Him: Omfg

 

Him: Your

 

Him: Idiot

 

Him: Me kill

 

Him: Omfg

 

Him: Report

 

Him: (it was mostly stars, with some b's at the end, I took it for noob) Noob

 

 

 

Then he logged. I was making sure he didn't die, but he reports me? Ah, the life of the level 3's, shouting the 'n' word.

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lol...I was at the G E this morning...

 

 

 

Noob: Selling rune plate, 70k!

 

Me: It's more like 55k

 

Noob: So?

 

Me: You can't even trade it for 70k. Uneven trade, it won't let you.

 

Me: Unless you happen to have mega questpoints for an F2P.

 

Noob: I can do what I want.

 

Noob: Noob, you have no life.

 

Noob: Get away from me.

 

 

 

I walked away. Normally I try to piss them off further, follow them and yell "this guy wants to steal your money" and stuff like that, but not today...

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lol...I was at the G E this morning...

 

 

 

Noob: Selling rune plate, 70k!

 

Me: It's more like 55k

 

Noob: So?

 

Me: You can't even trade it for 70k. Uneven trade, it won't let you.

 

Me: Unless you happen to have mega questpoints for an F2P.

 

Noob: I can do what I want.

 

Noob: Noob, you have no life.

 

Noob: Get away from me.

 

 

 

I walked away. Normally I try to piss them off further, follow them and yell "this guy wants to steal your money" and stuff like that, but not today...

 

 

 

You've stumbled upon a player who will eventually become a member and complain as to merchanting being too hard because no one will buy his items for 25% over market value.

 

 

 

Me: (randomly in Lumbridge) Do you know the muffin man?

 

Noob: Immature *****

 

Noob2: Scrue Yew

 

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lol...I was at the G E this morning...

 

 

 

Noob: Selling rune plate, 70k!

 

Me: It's more like 55k

 

Noob: So?

 

Me: You can't even trade it for 70k. Uneven trade, it won't let you.

 

Me: Unless you happen to have mega questpoints for an F2P.

 

Noob: I can do what I want.

 

Noob: Noob, you have no life.

 

Noob: Get away from me.

 

 

 

I walked away. Normally I try to piss them off further, follow them and yell "this guy wants to steal your money" and stuff like that, but not today...

 

 

 

You've stumbled upon a player who will eventually become a member and complain as to merchanting being too hard because no one will buy his items for 25% over market value.

 

 

 

Me: (randomly in Lumbridge) Do you know the muffin man?

 

Noob: Immature *****

 

Noob2: Scrue Yew

 

Me: emot-aaa.gif

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

and lol @ "do you know the muffin man?"

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I just had this while firemaking at the G.E. Maybe not that hilarious but I had to laugh

 

 

 

noob:5K plz

 

me (I hate it when people beg... I'd love to help them if they ask me questions but I hate begging):5K plz

 

noob: 5K plz

 

me: 5K plz

 

noob: 5K plzzzz

 

me: plzzz

 

noob: 4K plz

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lol i was on my skiller in f2p

 

someone kept calling me a noob for being a noob lv 3, so i ask him his total level. suprise suprise mine is higher so then he says i bet you are poor. Puts up his awesome 100k bank worth and i put up 31k cabbage. His reaction made my day :D. i then get asked for 5k -.-

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Today at green drags I got this.

 

 

 

*noob shows up, and I notice he doesn't have an anti-dragon shield*

 

 

 

Noob: My friend said that these things are a gold mine, Ima be so rich!

 

 

 

*gets hit for 50, then a 17 for the KO*

 

 

 

Noob: Wtf these things are waaaay overpowered!

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(Four thousand posts, way to go!)

 

 

 

I was playing with my lvl-42 pure training mining for Lumby achievement diary. I was in Varrock west mine. Then a lvl-65 guy comes mining.

 

 

 

65: Mining level?

 

Me: 2 :P just started training

 

65: Lol my 7 :)

 

Me: I'm training for Lumby achievement diary

 

65: Why do you do diary

 

Me: To get explorer's ring

 

65: What is it?

 

Me: It's a reward from Lumby diary

 

65: What does it do?

 

Me: Many things, like restoring your run energy

 

65: Does it require charging?

 

Me: It charges itself once a day

 

65: Automatically?

 

Me: Yes

 

65: Wow cool

 

*lvl-65 guy walks away*

 

 

 

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(Four thousand posts, way to go!)

 

 

 

I was playing with my lvl-42 pure training mining for Lumby achievement diary. I was in Varrock west mine. Then a lvl-65 guy comes mining.

 

 

 

65: Mining level?

 

Me: 2 :P just started training

 

65: Lol my 7 :)

 

Me: I'm training for Lumby achievement diary

 

65: Why do you do diary

 

Me: To get explorer's ring

 

65: What is it?

 

Me: It's a reward from Lumby diary

 

65: What does it do?

 

Me: Many things, like restoring your run energy

 

65: Does it require charging?

 

Me: It charges itself once a day

 

65: Automatically?

 

Me: Yes

 

65: Wow cool

 

*lvl-65 guy walks away*

 

 

 

Levels =/= Knowledge

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I don't see anything stupid there, he just wasn't aware of the rewards. Big deal...

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