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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Not really a noob but a misspell someone spelt Karamja Karamajama. :lol:

Many believe that the 1980 eruption of Mt. Saint Helens was a catostrophic geological event, in reality it was the day that Jimi Hendrix returned to Earth from the next world and actually stood up next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand.

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

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Some guy on yt.

 

:wall: :wall:

 

 

 

ROFL its bad how many people dont know what dds means...

 

 

 

One guy was aking why theres 4 types of dds on GE (obv dd, ddp ddp+ and dds) lol

 

this one is great :D

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This is basically the conversation I have to go through 20 times every time I go to train at rock crabs. I told him to 'look it up' referring to him asking my strength level for the fifth time. He was a lvl 55 pure.

 

 

 

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The cape in question is a fire cape.

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"Ownerkid40"...

 

 

 

Kids are so original these days. I won't comment on the conversation, since it's apparent what I would say.

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Just no.

 

 

 

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OMG jajajaja

 

 

 

And I find this noob in FoG

 

 

 

Me: *training FM*

 

She: *trining FM*

 

She: Blocked me, every attempo to make a fire line, she blocked...

 

 

 

Me: What do you want?

 

She: Me spot

 

Me: 2 people can train FM here...

 

She: No

 

She: *blocked any attempo to make fire*

 

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Me: Nice way to train fm..

 

She: yes, why?

 

 

 

Me:Gratz i screened you as the biggest noob in the world

 

She: *logs*

 

Me: Too late

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Barrows drops: 2 Dharok Helms, 1 Karil top, 1 Verac helm, 2 Guthan helm, 1 Karil skirt

Just no.

 

 

 

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OMG jajajaja

 

 

 

And I find this noob in FoG

 

 

 

Me: *training FM*

 

She: *trining FM*

 

She: Blocked me, every attempo to make a fire line, she blocked...

 

 

 

Me: What do you want?

 

She: Me spot

 

Me: 2 people can train FM here...

 

She: No

 

She: *blocked any attempo to make fire*

 

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Me: Nice way to train fm..

 

She: yes, why?

 

 

 

Me:Gratz i screened you as the biggest noob in the world

 

She: *logs*

 

Me: Too late

 

 

 

Fight fire with fire... block her lines too...

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

noob was following me saying i scammed him out of his full bronze 4 years back. :shame: Heck, i didnt play 4 years back WTF? lol i gave him a looby and he logged...

I 1 hit Chuck Norris with MY BARE HANDS!

98% of rs players have attempted a scam. If your one of the 2% who havent, copy this into your sig..

hi guyes!

I got like over 1200 flax from MTK and decided to begin the monotonous and boring work of spinning them all in Lumbridge. There was a bunch of other people doing it too, and after a while, and some lvl 55 did this.

 

 

 

Noob: I owne all noobs!!!

 

Noob: like u all

 

Noob: ur all noobs and im better tan all of u combined

 

 

 

A few minutes later.

 

 

 

Noob: anybody wanna buy 340 flax?

 

Me: We're all noobs, we can't afford it.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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i can see the miniclip [bleep]e in there

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I got like over 1200 flax from MTK and decided to begin the monotonous and boring work of spinning them all in Lumbridge. There was a bunch of other people doing it too, and after a while, and some lvl 55 did this.

 

 

 

Noob: I owne all noobs!!!

 

Noob: like u all

 

Noob: ur all noobs and im better tan all of u combined

 

 

 

A few minutes later.

 

 

 

Noob: anybody wanna buy 340 flax?

 

Me: We're all noobs, we can't afford it.

 

 

 

 

 

haha very nice response and very quick thinking

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Fight fire with fire... block her lines too...

 

 

 

Plant a heap of mithril seeds all over the place, add them and follow worlds until they go crazy \' :ohnoes: \' :wall: :shame:

 

 

 

Fight fire with fire... block her lines too...

 

 

 

Plant a heap of mithril seeds all over the place, add them and follow worlds until they go crazy \' :ohnoes: \' :wall: :shame:

 

 

 

Sadly no seeds in my bank :(

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Barrows drops: 2 Dharok Helms, 1 Karil top, 1 Verac helm, 2 Guthan helm, 1 Karil skirt

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<____<

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99 Firemaking-Quest Cape-99 Cooking

 

Dragon Skirt x3, Dragon Legs x2, Dragon Med Helm x1, Black Mask x1

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<____<

 

 

 

It probably worked better than just saying "Lending whip 8k/hour" but still, that's loling material.

 

 

 

:lol:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

Seriously, that's a gem. "You can get this marvelous booklet absolutely free, for just $10!"

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<____<

 

 

 

LMAO hahaha

 

 

 

And I got this noob -.-

 

 

 

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Barrows drops: 2 Dharok Helms, 1 Karil top, 1 Verac helm, 2 Guthan helm, 1 Karil skirt

Look at my siggy below my stats; Best MTK collection ever...well...at least the funniest :roll:

 

 

 

For those who can't see it:

 

 

 

Speedy: I wana see the princess bfore i do the quest

 

Speedy: I wana see if shes hawt

 

Me: O.O

 

 

 

Cyber [Nueron] much?

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Look at my siggy below my stats; Best MTK collection ever...well...at least the funniest :roll:

 

 

 

For those who can't see it:

 

 

 

Speedy: I wana see the princess bfore i do the quest

 

Speedy: I wana see if shes hawt

 

Me: O.O

 

 

 

Cyber [Nueron] much?

 

 

 

I've seen it all too much...

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What has become of HYT chat? :wall:

 

 

 

A wretched hive of scum and villainy, that's what.

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