you swing your axe at the tree

 

 

 

the tree swings his axe at you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you swing your axe at the tree

 

 

 

you get some chocolate logs.

 

 

 

you eat the chocolate logs, they dont taste like you had expected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you swing your axe at the tree

 

 

 

the axe says to you :i can not part take in this violence of harming an innocent tree

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you swing your axe at the tree

 

 

 

in world 2 in the far away lands of falador noobs are saying

 

 

 

selling stone scarab 5m

 

 

 

buying stone scarab 7m

You swing your axe at the tree and you explode ...

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

...You get some logs. #-o #-o #-o

You swing your axe at the tree....

 

 

 

...A Linoone comes out of it and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a question da_guru_123, can't you be more creative than that? This message always come when you successfully chop the tree.

You swing you're axe at the tree and the tree runs away with all you're stuff :shock:

You swing your axe at the tree....

 

 

 

...A Linoone comes out of it and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a question da_guru_123, can't you be more creative than that? This message always come when you successfully chop the tree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was hoping mine would be more original because everyone else would say something creative...

With what? They don't even have feet or legs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You swing your tree at axe....

 

 

 

....this happens and you are very annoyed.

You swing you're axe at the tree and you miss and a message says "oops .. need 5,000,000 range level to hit this target " :D

You swing you axe at a tree

 

 

 

:shock:

 

 

 

You wc lvl is too low

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...you miss and hit this guy named quabobdliote786548654's head. A new guy spawns from where quabobdilote786548654 was. This guy's name quabobdilote786548655!

You swing your axe at the tree

 

 

 

You completely miss and the axe comes round and cuts your head off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You swing you axe at the tree

 

 

 

The head flies off and hits a macro-er. You yell yay and go retrieve your head. You put it on loose and do the same to all the macro-ers till the trees are finally in control of honest players

You swing your axe at the tree.......

 

 

 

the tree things your axe is a sky since it's rune and eats it.

you swing your axe at the tree.....

 

 

 

you get banned for hacking.

you swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it transforms into an ent and eats you.. game over

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

...Washington cuts it down before you do.

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

The tree disappears, and so does the axe. The ground dissolves and you start falling. Suddenly you wake up in a cage, and you see Evil Bob staring at you from your chest. "Mwahahahaha!" Nooooooooooo.

You swing your axe at the tree............ hmmm......yea........o right.......hmmmm.....u know u trying to cut down a magic tree wit a brz ax.....that not even the worst part.......u have a lv1 woodcuting......good thing i have a lv 71 woodcuting hahahahahahhaha

you swing your axe at the tree

 

 

 

you getsome logs

 

 

 

you turn around and the tree kicks u right in the junk from behind

 

 

 

then while you down holding your self cuz the tree hit you so hard a noob steals your axe and the logs

picture it... : your a level 3, in lumbridge, you wield your bronze axe and swing at the tree with both eyes closed, scared to death to cut a tree, you here a smack, open your eyes and look at the message box and see

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you swing your axe at the tree,

 

 

 

miss horribly, hit the woodcutting tutor in the head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh dear, you are going to jail for murder

You swing your axe at the tree, the tree turns into an ent and says, "You're not off lord of the rings, who are you." You say, "I'm a mighty adventurer of um..run something...what is it...ah yes...runners escape. Die!!!" The ent wacks you with a branch then your friend gets him in the back with a dragon battle-axe and the ent falls over and crushes you. Your friend yells out, "Yay I cut down a tree-like thing with a battle-axe and I killed my friend! Celebrate!!!"

You swing you axe at the tree,

 

 

 

"Ow!!!!"

 

 

 

You relize that it was your friend in camo.

You swing you axe at the tree..there is a loud thump and then u look up and the tree is alive and the tree says u must be stuck on stupid to hit me then he is like lv1000 and you got to fight him and your luck run out and u die...happned to me yesterday :cry: :-k wait it was two days ago :shame:

a haiku

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

swing d axe at tree

 

 

 

read forums, chat, lose axe head

 

 

 

now im down 3 mil

You swing your axe at the tree, your computer crashes and when you restart you realise you had a random, but since you didn't answer, it teleported you at level 50 wildy, and you get mobbed, and then killed and lose everything you had with you at the time.

You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

And hit a J mod.

 

 

 

Who then bans you.

 

 

 

Eeeek!!! :oops: