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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

 

 

Says the tree- What is there to see?

 

 

 

Thee hath chopped me

 

 

 

Thou hath killed she

 

 

 

Now thou shalt face the wooden flea! :roll: :thumbsup:

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i mean wth no1 cares about that weak noob that was scared of the great almighty lord ZAROS!
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wait i got a better one

 

 

 

you swing you axe at the tree...

 

 

 

you hit a knotwhole and the blade of your axe seems to dissapear, you do it again and find that the knothole is actually a wormhole to who knows where, bewildered you leave and go to your bank. to your horror you find the wormhole emptied into your bank in the exact space your cat was. you shudder and hold out your cat's bloodied corpse, as tears well up in your eyes you yell "whyyyyyyyyy?!"

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You swing your axe at the tree

 

Your axe breaks ... yay no more woodcutting \'

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I'd eat Mackerel anyday over cake, because i know if i die i can make more :D

Guards are selfish with their clue scrolls, for god's sake we practically have to kill them for their clue scrolls! :D

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

It swings back and shouts out "Woohoo! Weehee!"

 

It cuts off your head

 

Now you wanna scream

 

You see your axe's head just gleam

 

From your severed head pops a SWAT team

 

They kill the tree and give back your head

 

The trees get mad and kills you dead

 

 

 

Oh geez, that was violent.

You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head.

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You swing your axe at a tree...

 

The tree laughs at you and turns on 'Protect from Melee' pray.

In Soviet Russia, glass eats OTers.

 

Alansson Alansson, woo woo woo!

Pink owns yes, just like you!

GOOOOOOOOOO ALAN! WOO!

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You swing your axe at the tree....

 

George Washington kills you for cutting down his cherry tree before he'd finished breakfast.

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

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You swing your axe at the tree

 

You get your axe stuck in the tree

 

You try to get your axe out of the tree

 

You get your axe out of the tree

 

You swing your axe at the tree

 

You get your axe stuck in the tree...

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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You swing your axe at the tree...

 

A Protester jumps infront of you and says "Save the tree!" ... there is a momentary pause ...

 

You swing your axe at the protester ... :thumbsup:

This space is reserved for "Them"

I'd eat Mackerel anyday over cake, because i know if i die i can make more :D

Guards are selfish with their clue scrolls, for god's sake we practically have to kill them for their clue scrolls! :D

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you swing your axe at the tree...

 

a tree spirit kills you

 

you swing your axe at the tree spirit

 

you get a tree spirit

 

you summon it in some world full of newbs in lumby

 

you counquer RS because its lvl 999 and you own everyone

 

 

 

not funny just cool if it was real

 

 

 

 

 

funny:

 

 

 

you swing your axe at the tree:

 

you get an axe and the tree falls and busts open and a caterpillar comes out and u chopped down a cacoon and the mother eats you

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You swing your axe at the tree

 

the tree dodges it

 

you chase it

 

you swing at it while it runs but accidentally kill someone

 

his friend attampt to get revenge on you but kills another guy

 

people start rioting and killing each other

 

you continue to chase the tree

 

it runs to lumby forest and is attacket by a swarm of bots

 

you kill the bats and continue to wack the tree

 

it has a ring of life so it teles 2 feet way to lumby square

 

it you chase it down and cut a branch off, which falls and hits you in the head

 

you wake up in wildy with the tree

 

the tree tries to ditch you in lava maze

 

the riot moves to wildy and they kill you

 

you are back in lumby... all hope is lost at catching that tree

 

the rioters ill the tree and he respawns next to you

 

he teleothers you to camelot

 

he stupidly teleports there

 

you engage him in intense WC combat

 

the people in camelot find out about the riot and attack you

 

the tree escapes

 

you kill the rioters and chase after it

 

flax bots get WC axes and kill it

 

you kill the bots for the logs

 

they already burned them

 

you go to green drags to drown you sorrows in bot killing

 

the tree is there

 

you kill him and get 1 log

 

you fasten the log into 15 arrow shafts

 

Congratulations! your fletching level is now 2!

 

 

 

 

 

Wasnt that worth it?

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

The tree grows back.

 

You try again.

 

The tree flips you off.

 

You give up.

 

The tree follows you.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree.

 

It shoots you with a 44. Magnum Revolver (or whatever its called)

 

You go to the hospital.

 

The tree is a nurse.

 

 

 

You swing your axe at the tree.

 

The Mysterious Old Man appears.

 

The tree spirits mob him.

 

You pay them 50 bucks.

 

They kill you.

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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

You get some logs.

 

You see a bird nest.

 

You find a seed inside.

 

Suddenly you feel a great weight.

 

There is a tree growing out of your backpack.

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

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You swing your axe at the tree.

 

U get some leaves <.<

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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