Black_Sim_X Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 U swing ur axe at the tree... when uve been cutting the tree for a while u can see a small part of a paper... u take the letter carefully out and starts reading... in the letter it is written with beautiful problably very old letters: "This letter contains the contract to the owner of RuneScape, (means, the owner of this letter gets whole RuneScape... :shock: ) so if ure so lucky to find this letter u certainly own whole RuneScape. ~Jagex" Me'h: who said wc'ing is boring??? : : : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashy19 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 you swing ur axe at a tree... u miss and hit ur best friend you swing ur axe at a tree... tree falls over no logs tho. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2306/1kw4.gif[/img]~ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆââââ¬Ã¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¦R ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâàHÃÆââââ¬Ã¡Ãâì ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâöNÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâà Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree... i find a buttion on the stump... you push the buttion... congratulations you destroyed runescape Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 u swing ur axe at the tree... 10 seconds later u still havent gotten a log... then u hear some noises... "...stop.. dont, dont kill me...!" apparently uve been attacking a JAGEX STAFF with a costume at h'ween... JAGEX STAFF: STOP IT!!! Me: huh? JAGEX STAFF: ILL GIVE U EVERYTHING U WANT!!! Me: ok... lemme c... gimme 10 crackers, all kinds of phat, full mask set, santa, easter egg, half jug of wine, disk of returning and all those untradeable holidays things too... JAGEX STAFF: FINE, FINE!!! Me: and all full f2p god armours x 10... and 1000m... i guess that was it... : JAGEX STAFF: ALRITE, ULL GET ALL THAT... JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT STUPID AXE!!! :evil: Me: oooops, sorry... O:) *the JAGEX STAFF person trades me all the stuff... i say ty, and kill him...(we were cutting dead trees in wild lvl 40...) the first thing i picks up is a letter, it seems to b very old... on the outside of the letter it is written: CONFIDENCIAL, JAGEX STAFF ONLY!... i start to read the letter... inside it is written, the person that owns this letter is the owner of RuneScape...* Me: ooo, cool, i own RS : and that was the story of me cutting dead trees in wildy :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heart_of_ink Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... It doesn't come back You swing your axe at the tree... You die from a large splinter embedded in your arm You come back to life as a tree You swing your axe at the tree You die of a severe axe wound. (The soviet Russia jokes are old) There's no sig here. Move it along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash6110 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree Out comes a chrisstmas cracker You click on it doing the cha cha in your computer room Connection lost-please wait-attempt to restablish A level 13 comes over and grabs it Oh dear your head explodes http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uwilbsorry Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree... Richard Simmons and the Gieco gecko start to make lemonade for you made with lemons from the Vietnam War. Join the 90+ combat level or 1200 total level clan Silent Revengerz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 u swing ur axe at the tree... :shock: u get a gold ore... :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubahman Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... You get a splinter! Oh dear you are dead! 99/99 Cooking. 1500+ total level. 96+ Combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree A nest falls out of the tree and knocks you out rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 you swing ur axe at the tree. a tree spirit comes and asks if u wanna play poker, u answer yes, and the winner gets a special price from the king of wood. u pwn the tree spirit with a strait flush, the tree spirit dies, and u get 100k of yews :thumbsup: : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 you swing ur axe at the tree... you swing ur axe at the tree... you swing ur axe at the tree... you swing ur axe at the tree... u get annoyed at how blunt the axe is and go buy a new 1 you swing ur axe at the tree... it falls on top of you....woops thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 u swing ur axe at the tree... u get bored and kill urself in desperation... : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 you swing ur axe at the tree... which becomes an emp and owns the hell out of u thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 u swing ur axe at the tree u find a note with 100 rune plates : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouwenaartje Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree... A tree spirit dives in front of it, and dies, leaving 2k rune axes (noted) Proud Member of G.U.I.L.D.S., a new kind of Community! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 u swing ur axe at the tree u get a splinter in ur eye, u cant c where ur chopping, and u chop of ur arm, and ur leg, and u die... :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracleman58 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 u swing your axe at the tree.. and u realise u r actually cutting into a giants leg and he stamps on u and u die :twisted: 1593th to 99 Farming - July 08. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree You get some bricks Congratulations, you have advanced a stupidity level by cutting the wall. Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aijiru Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... The tree falls down and kills a giant spider. You get banned for bug abuse. Currently having a break from sig-making...Join the campaign for more F2P bank space!Avatar by Born2die, tyvm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... The tree falls down and kills a giant spider. You get banned for bug abuse. Nice Anyway, You swing your axe at the tree... Oh dear, you are dead.... ....tired from cutting trees that only give one log before they fall.... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame_guy3 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 You swing your axe at a tree Doh it's a bush #-o I think merchanting is extinct.... Completed haunted mine at level 75.Barrows Drops: Dh platelegs, Guth helm, Karils cb, Torags legs-------------RETIRED------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aijiru Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... You swing your axe at the tree... You swing your axe at the tree... You just realise you need to wait some seconds until you get logs. You swing your axe at the tree... You swing your axe at the tree... You swing your axe at the tree... You just realise that you lost your rune axe head half an hour ago... Currently having a break from sig-making...Join the campaign for more F2P bank space!Avatar by Born2die, tyvm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viv Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree, you get some yew logs you get some yew logs you get some yew logs you tele the autoer to level 40 wild you kill the autoer and steel all his yews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Sim_X Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 you swing ur axe at the tree... oops, it wasnt a tree, it was zezima... :-w u get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of the holidays items (+1000m)... : O:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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