anonymous1234 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 you swing your axe at a tree.... 1k nats and iron ores fall out. as u start superheating them in the bank, u burn your hand, and become a fire giant. you rampage through falador and u see all these people saying "durial123 kill me!". you are confused because u aren't durial. then u realize....... you wake up in your apartment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve296 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 You swing your tree at the axe... HUH? :lol: Ok, let me try again :roll: Your axe swings you at the tree. HUH? AGAIN? :lol: Ok, one more time :roll: :ohnoes: Your axe and the tree swings each other between you. :shock: :XD:, now thats so stupid that even I can't understand it. How did I do that :-k... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Too Far Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree... .. you remember you havent even got a axe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohsnaps Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree Nothing interesting happens. :cry: You swing your axe at the tree You catch a shark! :-$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree...hey what's that thing in the tree? oh noes, its a... bird nest! w00t! hey wait a minute theres some1 home! a bird poos on ur stinking face you swing your axe at the tree... oh dear, you are dead! the crappiest 1... u swing ur axe at the tree... u suddenly have an urge to go to the toilet. u use ur lack of common sense and start thinking then u thought about dogs u do ur business on the tree *congratulations, ur toileting lvl is 99* u r now offically a master of toileting! y not visit the hellhound? he has something only true toileting master can have for u! at that moment a tree spirit pops out tree spirit:leave these woods and blah blah blah.. and then the spirit kills u oh dear, u r dead(again) u go to the hellhound in the wildy hellhound:muahahaha i have the toileting skill cape! u can buy it from me for 99mill u:ok u go to the bank and take 99mill *goes to wildy* u:heres ur 99mill hellhound turns into a pker pker kills u congratulations u r now offically poor with 3 gp ~~the end~ btw oh dear, u r dead!! oh and btw again:i wrote a story is that allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpatrie Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 you swing your tree at the axe. wait... EDIT: sorry, i just relized that was already done. #-o well what is a when you think about it so lets all sing sing a song a hey hi dingle dangle hey hi hum with a hey hi dingle dangle hoooooooooooo...... pasty pink penguin pumpkin pie pickle pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf2000 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree... Then the tree pulls out his axe, the hill giant near you whips out some drums and you play stairway to heaven together. ....then you cut the tree down and go on with leveling up your woodcutting. pixel sig and avatar by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dpminatr Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree... You get some logs "Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!" -Jeff FoxworthyAuto-typer: $7.99Source code for auto-miner: $707 million gp off Ebay: $117Seeing n00bs ask player mods for them: Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkiejeff Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 You hit your axe at the tree. You kill a squirl! You cook the squirl. You eat the squirl. The squirl is poisoned. You die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_guru_123 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree.... ...and then you realise it is a level 3 noob wearing bronze armour and green hair. Noob:Pmg! Reported! Then you report them for misusing customer support and the level 3 is owned by you. Everybody else cheers. Congratulations! Your respect level is now 50. Members can now own macroers. Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuteronomy_af Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree... and a bird's nest falls out you get all excited, only to find it's a sapphire ring \ "Dr. Lutzka, Dr. Lutzka, He's a fake!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dpminatr Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree... "Greetings noob!" "Wtf?" "Here you go noob, it's all yours!" "Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!" -Jeff FoxworthyAuto-typer: $7.99Source code for auto-miner: $707 million gp off Ebay: $117Seeing n00bs ask player mods for them: Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentsurf Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree... [NEW RANDOM EVENT] Environmentalist appears. Environmentalist: Stop! Cutting trees is endangering our environment and its inhabitants. Many squirels, owls, humans and lobsters have lost their lives. You:Humans?! LOBSTERS?! E:In some cases of a graphic glitch, the tree will actually toppple over instead of just disspearing and squash a human. Most surviver. But it some cases, a magic tree fell on a level 3 with the original bald brown shirt green legs male outfit chracter. U: How do you explain the lobster? E:Um... That's not i,mportant. Here take these NEW seeds and plant them in a farming patch. U: But I'm a free player! E: Sell them then! U: How much are they worth? E: No one has ever seen these before. And they give you 8000 smithing experience. U:Whatever you say. E:STOP CUTTING TREES! Environmentalist dissapears. OR You swing your axe at the tree... [NEW RANDOM EVENT] Environmentalist appears. Environmentalist: Stop! Cutting trees is endangering our environment and its inhabitants. You're coming with me.....[teleports you to another clearing] Your chpoice of: Makes you plant seeds. Casts Claws of Guthix and kills you. Faces you on a one on one battles (he's level 58 and he summons zombie squirels owls and lobsters that were killed by you to attack you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sour_tacos Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 You swing your ax at the tree.... You suddenly find yourself sitting in a rocking chair, eating a piece of cheese. The tree is at an stove, making pizza. Inside the stove, humans are being burned for fuel....... Yeah I couldn't think of anything, sorry. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree... you find a chainsaw and... you swing your chainsaw at the tree. You swing your chainsaw at the tree The tree says f*** thee You pull it out on the tree and pee The tree says oh gee Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 you swing your tree at the axe *huh? who planted my axe in the ground?* axe grows into axe tree *wierd!* thousands of noobs come running up and grabbing dragon and rune and every other kind of axe there is and all there is for you is a bronze axe *kills self* Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowbld Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 u swing your axe at the tree u get attacked by an army of hippies!and treehuggers But seriously, I will kill you allI am back for realz this time I promise now that I am a member :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gahh Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree... Your axe head falls off... You swing your axe at the tree... Your axe head falls off... You swing your axe at the tree... Your axe head gets tired of falling of so it breaks... You swing your broke axe at the tree... Your axe chips off... You swing your axe at the tree untill the head is completely chipped off... You swing the axe handle at the tree... The tree falls down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree. You bleed very badly. *in real life* The RS nerd: What the hell is going on? Why am I bleeding in real life? *bleeds* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korru Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 you swing you axe at the tree.... the tree spontaneously combusts.... if you call some one a noob then you are of the status in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eias Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 *something goes wrong with runescape* you swing your axe at the tree.. you get a red partyhat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_u_s_ii_X Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree eert eht ta exa rouy gniws uoY (Turn around) You swing your axe at the tree But i'm cutting yews it should say: You swing your axe at the yew \ ⅹ Last.fm YouTube Team A vs Team B M u s ii X Rocky Keane ⅹ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flametrooper Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree. After hours of hard toil because you're trying to cut down a big old yew with a hand axe, you get...a fallen tree. After a few more hours of chopping and sawing, you finally get some logs. You give up and go get a drink of water. (How it would be in real life...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree. You bleed very badly. *in real life* The RS nerd: What the hell is going on? Why am I bleeding in real life? *bleeds* Tell me people, is that the most scary one yet? Anyway, You swing your axe at the tree. The mysterious old man takes you to the maze and you get too late out because there are noted dragon chainbodies all around the floor and the MOM says "Hah, tricked ya didn't I? Well, good bye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gahh Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 You swing your axe at the tree. The tree falls into the river. No logs for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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