Abyssalwhip Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree the tree swings his axe at you you swing your axe at the tree you get some chocolate logs. you eat the chocolate logs, they dont taste like you had expected. you swing your axe at the tree the axe says to you :i can not part take in this violence of harming an innocent tree you swing your axe at the tree in world 2 in the far away lands of falador noobs are saying selling stone scarab 5m buying stone scarab 7m Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUnforgiven Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree and you explode ... This space is reserved for "Them"I'd eat Mackerel anyday over cake, because i know if i die i can make more :D Guards are selfish with their clue scrolls, for god's sake we practically have to kill them for their clue scrolls! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_guru_123 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... ...You get some logs. #-o #-o #-o Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree.... ...A Linoone comes out of it and kills you. Just a question da_guru_123, can't you be more creative than that? This message always come when you successfully chop the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUnforgiven Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You swing you're axe at the tree and the tree runs away with all you're stuff :shock: This space is reserved for "Them"I'd eat Mackerel anyday over cake, because i know if i die i can make more :D Guards are selfish with their clue scrolls, for god's sake we practically have to kill them for their clue scrolls! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_guru_123 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree.... ...A Linoone comes out of it and kills you. Just a question da_guru_123, can't you be more creative than that? This message always come when you successfully chop the tree. I was hoping mine would be more original because everyone else would say something creative... Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 With what? They don't even have feet or legs. Anyway: You swing your tree at axe.... ....this happens and you are very annoyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUnforgiven Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You swing you're axe at the tree and you miss and a message says "oops .. need 5,000,000 range level to hit this target " :D This space is reserved for "Them"I'd eat Mackerel anyday over cake, because i know if i die i can make more :D Guards are selfish with their clue scrolls, for god's sake we practically have to kill them for their clue scrolls! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz2thinkofaname Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You swing you axe at a tree :shock: You wc lvl is too low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon618 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... ...you miss and hit this guy named quabobdliote786548654's head. A new guy spawns from where quabobdilote786548654 was. This guy's name quabobdilote786548655! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikelP Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree You completely miss and the axe comes round and cuts your head off You swing you axe at the tree The head flies off and hits a macro-er. You yell yay and go retrieve your head. You put it on loose and do the same to all the macro-ers till the trees are finally in control of honest players Dragon Drops: 2 x Dragon Legs, Dragon Spear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree....... the tree things your axe is a sky since it's rune and eats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineorama Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree..... you get banned for hacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer_bowey Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree... it transforms into an ent and eats you.. game over Drag drops: D legs, D spear, shield half, d medObby Drops: Shield x 2, knife x 2, maulBarrows drops : none yet :(Treasure Trails: Guthix Robe legs, Zammy pl8body, pirate hat, Robin hood hat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... ...Washington cuts it down before you do. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krokomaster Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... The tree disappears, and so does the axe. The ground dissolves and you start falling. Suddenly you wake up in a cage, and you see Evil Bob staring at you from your chest. "Mwahahahaha!" Nooooooooooo. Noob.Lets get some things straight, RC pking is BAD, therefore you deserve to get FLAMED. Bad kills, they are defenseless people. It's like attacking a woodcutter for a yew log... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewidre1 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree............ hmmm......yea........o right.......hmmmm.....u know u trying to cut down a magic tree wit a brz ax.....that not even the worst part.......u have a lv1 woodcuting......good thing i have a lv 71 woodcuting hahahahahahhaha e1.gif[/img] http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d34/M ... rker-1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titanfxf Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 you swing your axe at the tree you getsome logs you turn around and the tree kicks u right in the junk from behind then while you down holding your self cuz the tree hit you so hard a noob steals your axe and the logs Cook Or Be Cooked,Slay Or Be Slain,Burn Or Be Burned,Shoot Or Be Shot,Play Or Be Played(working on a new sig) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manatea3O5 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 picture it... : your a level 3, in lumbridge, you wield your bronze axe and swing at the tree with both eyes closed, scared to death to cut a tree, you here a smack, open your eyes and look at the message box and see you swing your axe at the tree, miss horribly, hit the woodcutting tutor in the head. Oh dear, you are going to jail for murder Manatea3O5, the guy who posts replies without reading others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_davey Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree, the tree turns into an ent and says, "You're not off lord of the rings, who are you." You say, "I'm a mighty adventurer of um..run something...what is it...ah yes...runners escape. Die!!!" The ent wacks you with a branch then your friend gets him in the back with a dragon battle-axe and the ent falls over and crushes you. Your friend yells out, "Yay I cut down a tree-like thing with a battle-axe and I killed my friend! Celebrate!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25leaf Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You swing you axe at the tree, "Ow!!!!" You relize that it was your friend in camo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewidre1 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You swing you axe at the tree..there is a loud thump and then u look up and the tree is alive and the tree says u must be stuck on stupid to hit me then he is like lv1000 and you got to fight him and your luck run out and u die...happned to me yesterday :cry: :-k wait it was two days ago :shame: e1.gif[/img] http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d34/M ... rker-1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindthrower Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 a haiku swing d axe at tree read forums, chat, lose axe head now im down 3 mil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUnforgiven Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree, your computer crashes and when you restart you realise you had a random, but since you didn't answer, it teleported you at level 50 wildy, and you get mobbed, and then killed and lose everything you had with you at the time. This space is reserved for "Them"I'd eat Mackerel anyday over cake, because i know if i die i can make more :D Guards are selfish with their clue scrolls, for god's sake we practically have to kill them for their clue scrolls! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asd1070 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 You swing your axe at the tree... And hit a J mod. Who then bans you. Eeeek!!! :oops: Random stranger:Do you want the full dragon set or the mystery box?Other random stranger:THE BOX THE BOX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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