Kashi Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I just thought of the ultimate way to lure pk. Okay, person 1 takes person 2 out into the wild under some pretense, such as; A. Help me kill (monster). B. Free stuff C. 0mg pie! Take your target just south of the dark knight's fort (into the multi-combat area), and send a signal to your 20 friends waiting inside the chaos altar. On your command, they flood northwards and pile onto the victim. 20 people, 4 dd(s) specials each .. nothing would live through that. Feel free to tell me what a pile of sadistic pond scum I am. :) My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n64jive Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 erm, or im not going to give you the pleasure of the flames that you want and just give no response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gehjl Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Heres another lure for you, take a ball and play in the streets. Dragon drops: D med x3, D Spear x2, Left Half x1, D2h x1Crawling Hands X4, Cockatrice heads X2, Basilisk head X2, Kurask head X1Support me in the drop race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonytang123 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 and where are ya gonna get 20 people? IM A RC PKER 4 LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZephyrus Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 The even splitting of the loot would make it so dilute... And if anyone sees you coming, puts rune on through specs, then ancients you all... Hehe. Click (above) for my blog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin57 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Or you can have them hide upstairs in Dark Knights's Fort. Wouldn't that be easier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 You'd have to be the most gullible person in the world to die to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gehjl Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 o btw, i forgot to ask. Would u like to come kill the KBD with me? Dragon drops: D med x3, D Spear x2, Left Half x1, D2h x1Crawling Hands X4, Cockatrice heads X2, Basilisk head X2, Kurask head X1Support me in the drop race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpion999 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 "Omg pie"? who would follow somebody into wilderness for pie? PKing is evil. You pile of sadistic pond scum. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thefleshman Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Can you find 20 people willing to split all the loot? How would that be decided? OK so here we go. 20 people ready to kill 1 person most likely not skulled. Oh wow we got the kill and got a DDS that's awesome! We are so proud 20 people can kill 1 in half a second. Lets go sell the DDS! Woo 60k =P~ OK here everyone take your share *10min later of trading* 3k each. Woot. Lets forget we even did something so stupid. =; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul740 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 I just thought of the ultimate way to lure pk. Okay, person 1 takes person 2 out into the wild under some pretense, such as; A. Help me kill (monster). B. Free stuff C. 0mg pie! Take your target just south of the dark knight's fort (into the multi-combat area), and send a signal to your 20 friends waiting inside the chaos altar. On your command, they flood northwards and pile onto the victim. 20 people, 4 dd(s) specials each .. nothing would live through that. Feel free to tell me what a pile of sadistic pond scum I am. :) What the hell did your mom drink when she was pregnant...?? its just uncanny... :shock: New sigzor^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuhdude Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 "Omg pie"? who would follow somebody into wilderness for pie? PKing is evil. You pile of sadistic pond scum. :Pfinaly someone who agree's with me! i hate pkers beyond anything in rs PKERS CAN ALL BE DAMNED TO HELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hells_box Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Put into two words, stupid idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenga Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 "Omg pie"? who would follow somebody into wilderness for pie? PKing is evil. You pile of sadistic pond scum. :Pfinaly someone who agree's with me! i hate pkers beyond anything in rs * you, too..I'm a pker. :roll: You are a noobish pile of sadistic pond scum. :lol: Heres another lure for you, take a ball and play in the streets. ROFL Gehji for pres! |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Wow, well done. You have discovered how people lure people, whats your next topic? How we fight!?!?! Can't wait for it. *Gives medal* With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvw08 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 I for one would like to see that. The person would be dead in seconds :D talk about ultimate ownage =P~ Droolman's item Guide | My RuneScape pictures | My barrows videos, with download link!Free Image Hosting! | Free File Hosting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebuka Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 noobish thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ur an idiot. if u ever wanted a chance of using that scam again u soulda ket it secret but not u gotta b an idiot and tell ua all. and ur a ocean full of noobish sadistic pond scum. :P I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquashock Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Youve discovered the most old school lure, its been around since classic. Why dont you move up to deep wildy and lure Dommark44 :) have fun with that btw. Oh, and pkers own, dont dis us because a noob killed you at greens, were the pkers that try to PROTECT you by killing those noobs. ^^Click For Monster Hunting Blog (180M+ in drops)^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 You'd have to be the most gullible person in the world to die to that i'd die to it!! i mean OMG pie!!!! i love pie!! :3> :3> 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashi Posted July 2, 2006 Author Share Posted July 2, 2006 Hey .. I'm not a pker. I would be if I could, but I suck at it. It just seemed like an interesting idea. :( My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illidan_98 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Heres another lure for you, take a ball and play in the streets. o snap :shock: Fire cape - 10th attempt - 28/10/0694 Magic Achieved December 26th 2006|99 Magic Achieved January 20th 2007Jack and Jill went up the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulhartman Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 This just proves once more that our pkers are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tq_69er Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Come on guys be nice, Step back, Hand me the shovel, i have a better aim and will kill him in less than two shots. The other 50+ hits are just purely for my fun.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashi Posted July 2, 2006 Author Share Posted July 2, 2006 Hey .. I'm not a pker. I would be if I could, but I suck at it. It just seemed like an interesting idea. :( My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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