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Funniest "Quote(s)" you've ever seen!

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Quote this in your sig if you want LP to get a sex change!
This will be... intresting.
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how so?

You know how, biabf has yet to find out...

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(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

umm...these two I found on my thread campaigning for a new rule. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!!!

 

 

 

(i'll give link in a sec)

 

 

 

The other one's in a quote box in my sig. It's from a funny person who agreed with my thread.

 

*points down* :-w

i heard this before. don't have the quote box though.

 

 

 

i wanna be buried face down so the wole world can kiss my [wagon]

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i heard this before. don't have the quote box though.

 

 

 

i wanna be buried face down so the wole world can kiss my wagon

 

 

 

lol the censor changed my word

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arguing on the internet is like running the special olimpycs...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

even if u win youre still mentally challenged

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

+1 :lol:

 

 

 

and I'm on the 2nd post :D

"That's good pancreas music."

 

 

 

That was said by some surgeon who always listened to the Red Hot Chili Peppers while doing surgery.

Tell me, what have you learned from the word's that can't be spoken?

 

~ The Rain, the Reason, the Romance, the Victim, the Truth, and the Vision . . . ~

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6. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

 

 

 

 

LOL!

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"This a niiice SUV."

 

 

 

This is sort of an inside joke between me and my friends.

 

 

 

One time my boyfriend and I were in the Wal Mart parking lot sitting in my parents' car (they drive an SUV). We were playing our DS's and we had one of the doors open. Suddenly, this woman walks up. I really thought she was high... She goes, "E-e-excuse me! Excuse me! I've always wanted one of these SUVs! Can I look inside of it?" I just look up at her and say, "Yeah. Sure... If you want..." She pokes her head inside and starts rambling and rambling... every three seconds saying, "This a niiiiice SUV!"

 

 

 

"If I had one of these nice SUVs, I'D LIVE IN IT!!! I'd go somewhere, take a shower... use da bafroom... sleep in here... this a niiiiiice SUV! Yeeessss... a fiiiine SUV..."

 

 

 

The whole time she was talking, I kept looking around, wondering if she was just distracting us while men with handguns and ski masks came up on the other side of the car and stole everything we had or slashed our tires or something. But, she wasn't distracting us... Just talking about how she liked the SUV. After about 10 minutes of creepiness, she walks away.

 

 

 

"That was a niiiice SUV.... Niiiiiice SUV.... Yes.... Niiiiiiiiiice SUV..." She was still talking about it after she walked away! :shock:

 

 

 

So, my friends and I say that alot. :lol:

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This isnt technicaly a quote but it cracks me up

 

 

 

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"This a niiice SUV."

 

 

 

This is sort of an inside joke between me and my friends.

 

 

 

One time my boyfriend and I were in the Wal Mart parking lot sitting in my parents' car (they drive an SUV). We were playing our DS's and we had one of the doors open. Suddenly, this woman walks up. I really thought she was high... She goes, "E-e-excuse me! Excuse me! I've always wanted one of these SUVs! Can I look inside of it?" I just look up at her and say, "Yeah. Sure... If you want..." She pokes her head inside and starts rambling and rambling... every three seconds saying, "This a niiiiice SUV!"

 

 

 

"If I had one of these nice SUVs, I'D LIVE IN IT!!! I'd go somewhere, take a shower... use da bafroom... sleep in here... this a niiiiiice SUV! Yeeessss... a fiiiine SUV..."

 

 

 

The whole time she was talking, I kept looking around, wondering if she was just distracting us while men with handguns and ski masks came up on the other side of the car and stole everything we had or slashed our tires or something. But, she wasn't distracting us... Just talking about how she liked the SUV. After about 10 minutes of creepiness, she walks away.

 

 

 

"That was a niiiice SUV.... Niiiiiice SUV.... Yes.... Niiiiiiiiiice SUV..." She was still talking about it after she walked away! :shock:

 

 

 

So, my friends and I say that alot. :lol:

 

 

 

Crack is a helluva drug.

Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time.
Who the f*** is runesmithie?!1!?

 

 

 

:lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

Oh I thought you were a girl too Azvareth

 

 

 

Still one of the funniest moments i've had in my TIF life here =P. Back on scape azvy had a fairly girly sig (well it did have a flower in it) so everyone (including me) thought he was a she. :lol: .

 

 

 

I think it ended up with like 10 people thinking azvy was a girl. And me running from azvy. For a long, long time. :oops:

 

People keep mistaking me for a guy here.

 

 

 

CURSE IT, I'M FEMALE! DDD;

 

 

 

One of the funniest quotes that I've seen was on a different forum so I'll just quote her. This was after I mentionned that I have never met a language without some form of the genitive case. xD

 

 

 

languages were developed like this:

 

'I'

 

'you'

 

'them @$%#$'

 

'That's MINE!'

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

:lol:

I love languages.

J'adore les langues.

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Who the f*** is runesmithie?!1!?

 

 

 

:lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

Oh I thought you were a girl too Azvareth

 

 

 

Still one of the funniest moments i've had in my TIF life here =P. Back on scape azvy had a fairly girly sig (well it did have a flower in it) so everyone (including me) thought he was a she. :lol: .

 

 

 

I think it ended up with like 10 people thinking azvy was a girl. And me running from azvy. For a long, long time. :oops:

 

People keep mistaking me for a guy here.

 

 

 

CURSE IT, I'M FEMALE! DDD;

 

 

 

One of the funniest quotes that I've seen was on a different forum so I'll just quote her. This was after I mentionned that I have never met a language without some form of the genitive case. xD

 

 

 

languages were developed like this:

 

'I'

 

'you'

 

'them @$%#$'

 

'That's MINE!'

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

I hate being young. All I am is confused. :-#

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(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

Scotmid (shop) is like a scotmid is like a roller coster but it keeps going down..

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Good Sig :( R.I.P The Old Nite

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Oh yeh, i remember this one from awhile back...

 

 

 

I was looking at some pixel sigs that someone made for other people (so the sigs were his but with the names of the people that he made them for were on them...

 

 

 

If they WERE yours then why do they have other peoples names on them? We aunt stupid ya know... BUSTED

 

 

 

^^that guy was obviously new to Tip.it :lol:

 

 

 

Now, lets see if we can get this thread to 250 posts and 2500 views :D

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lolz, just found this one:

 

 

 

If *** holes could fly, this place would be an airport

 

 

 

*** meaning the other word for donkey... Ok, another hint, its another word for bum.

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lolz, just found this one:

 

 

 

If @$$ holes could fly, this place would be an airport

 

 

 

I don't think you should've got through the censor..

 

Anyway, INDEED.

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"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart

"apinagez... let me

arguing on the internet is like running the special olimpycs...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

even if u win youre still mentally challenged

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

eh you know its funny when funnyjunk rips it off...... :?[/sarcasm]

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I quite like the one in my sig, made me laugh for about 20 minutes when I read it.

 

 

 

It was aimed at some kid on the forums that couldn't spell a single word properly :XD:

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^^ Support it or get confused by pixel-mess :D

"Tim's put my stapler in jelly again!"

 

"why has he done that?"

 

"I once told him I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves."

^^^ The office is full of stuff like that. I wub the office :3>

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

I still laugh when i read this one :D

 

Im only posting this here because you cannot take advantage of this bug.

 

 

 

If you alch and quickly equip a staff, the staff will simply dissappear

 

 

 

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oops nvm it appears I actually just alched the staff :$

 

 

 

My bad :$

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Computers will never be above humans because we made them.

That's what monkeys used to say about us.

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