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Irrational Things in Runescape!

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You can drink 70 beers and still be as good with a bow and arrow as normal, yet you're too drunk to eat a lobster.

 

 

 

Explain how magic makes that work.

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A man with 200+ bones only drops 3 bones

Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(.

You can freely wear whips, black leather and black masks without worrying about being arrested. \'

"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"

-People in runescape are immortal. No matter how many times you die, you will always appear again in lumbridge.

 

 

 

-People NEVER sleep.

Runescape account: Dresner

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you can talk to someone who is in another world or place without using a telephone!!!

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Computers will never be above humans because we made them.

That's what monkeys used to say about us.

you can kill lots of people in the wilderniss and don't get arrested by the police

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It never rains.

 

 

 

A chicken with hundreds of feathers only drops 15 (maximum).

Every path you have trod, through wilderness and through war, has led to this road...

shops have an infanite amount of supplys (arrows, ect.)

 

 

 

They also have infanite gp

 

 

 

Shops dont pay their workers

 

 

 

You never have to sleep

a whip is better than a sword

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He meant infinite.

Runescape account: Dresner

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1 gold coin weights as much as 2000004 billion
2000004? Why the 4? Do you scam so much that it's become a force of habit to switch ks to 4s? :lol: :lol:

 

Ha nice one veld, but is there any point in this topic? #-o

Currently not active on RuneScape.

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-You can convert into a monkey. (monkey madness quest)

Runescape account: Dresner

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You can carry 2.4 billion cannon balls, but not 29 apple pies.

 

 

 

But you can carry 2.4billion peices of paper with a picture of an apple pie on them. I should do that for work, take pictures of food and save on lunch funds :)

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vannaka holds a dragon d hander (i think) and another weaponbut we cant

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Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool

we carry swords EVERYWHERE. dont we have a sheath or something? most of us have mithril or higher which are (theoretically) much heavier metals. our arms must be so sore. :-s

att: 34 crafting:22

str: 29 prayer: 22

def: 25 mining: 37

cooking: 33 (guild) w/c: 58

magic: 18 I know im a noob. get over it.

You can carry 2.4 billion cannon balls, but not 29 apple pies.

 

 

 

But you can carry 2.4billion peices of paper with a picture of an apple pie on them. I should do that for work, take pictures of food and save on lunch funds :)

 

 

 

:shame:

 

 

 

you can carry 2,1 bil cannon balls :P

I still find it odd that a dude can carry a battle axe with one hand with a kite in the other. Battle Axes look much more heavier than 2 Handers I think. Maybe I've seen too many movies with people carrying large battle axes.

 

 

 

I don't think anyone could handle a kite and a battle axe at the same time, even without the kite and a battle axe on one hand, it's very hard to strike with all your might, and the time taken between a strike and another must be long as well.

-People in runescape dont go to the bathroom.

 

-People in runescape dont "reproduce".

 

-People in runescape are not born, they magically appear as grown-ups adults in the tutorial island.

Runescape account: Dresner

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~ You eat drinks

 

 

 

~You have stones which give you powers of mass destruction

 

 

 

~You never dispose of "waste"

 

 

 

~you can drop all the stuff you want in a Kings castle without being told off

 

 

 

The list goes on..... :shock:

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For all of you saying that runescape characters dont sleep, what happens when you log out? Of course you magically pull out a pillow then sleep where you are. And as if by MAGIC the monsters ignore you when you are asleep, maybe they have a sense of morality :-k or i could just be imagining.....

 

 

 

The biggest one has got to be cats following you though, I mean my cat never follows me :(

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Ex-Runescaper

That I'm not rich #-o

 

 

 

off-topic- Yeah! 150th post 4 me!

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