October 2, 200619 yr Im sorry for killing this thread..... Anyway, after making the monks turn to Zamorak...the previous God that they followed (somebody please tell me who....I havent been on RS for a looong while) soon found out about it.....and he got mad. After arriving at the chruch, I notice that there is a person, praying. I walk up and ask the person why they are praying. The person says "Haven't you heard? Our god, (God's name) has gotten angry. I am praying so then we dont get cursed." As I get even more confused, I start looking around the church.... After about 10 minutes, I find the..... ....donation basket. After I drop 1gp into it, the candles get blown out. There is a strong wind....and something hits me on the back of the head. I didnt yet know what it was 1gp....and that it was stuck to the back of my helm... I run out, scared and confused.....only to find somebody in my path....with a.... To be continued.... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299
October 2, 200619 yr DDS++, just kidding. The coin bursts up and open. And gives off radiational amounts of AU-1337. Hehe gold, my precccciousss.... Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.
October 3, 200619 yr A beam of 1337 light shoots through your measly 65 strength and reflects off your new shiny steel mace. The beam of 1337 shoots throuh 8 monks and hits a mirror. It finally hits the coin itself, making it propel into my leather-gloved hands. Siggie needs work.
November 14, 200619 yr (saw another thread like this with a phat) being only leather, those crummy gloves disentagrate and u drop the coin, my pwnage red gloves snatch them and bring the gp to me~yes the gloves are alive.. pure:demon_x_king
November 14, 200619 yr As you grab the gp in your cheap red gloves, it explodes, causing u to die and respawn in lumby! then 9999999999999T takes its place, and a noob picks it up, spends 999,999,999,999,899,999,999,999,999 gp, so only 1 gp remains. I grab it in my black d'hide vambs. Its not determination that keeps me going...Its insanity.
November 16, 200619 yr Author Your d-hide begins to shrink, and when it is so small, it crushes you between it. 1 gp =) I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D
November 16, 200619 yr You get a random! Zombie, M.O.M, T3h S4ndw33ch0rz3z L4di3, the evil chicken, the rock golem, and the river troll attack you. 1-hit-ko- Pl00x! They all fight over the 1-gp, however, it ends up flying into this guy's hot-air balloon. The hot air balloon pops right next to me. 1 phr33 gp pl00x!
November 16, 200619 yr The reamains of the Hot Air Balloon fall on you just as your about to pick it up with an amusing splat noise Bwahahaha The Precious is mine Dragon Drops: 2 x Dragon Legs, Dragon Spear
November 16, 200619 yr I beat you senseless with my Chicken and take the Gp. Its all mine now, bwahahaha :twisted: Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian.
November 18, 200619 yr Author Off Topic: I never had hope in this topic, but it is doing quite well =p On Topic: An oreo cookie falls down from the sky, and since it resembles your name, you eat it. But you forgot one thing! Dun... Dun... Dun! the milk. You are so thirsty, and you forgot your tele runes to get to Lumbridge, and you already used your tele. You die of thirst. 1 Gp =) I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D
November 18, 200619 yr you get sent of the electric chair for a murder you didn't do ooo 1 gp mine! :D N0valyfe an idol to some, a great player to many, and a true runescaper to all
June 1, 200719 yr you get hung oh the 1 geepees Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
June 1, 200719 yr You get kicked in the (worst place to be kicked) Oooh teh 1gps Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
June 1, 200719 yr You get kicked there TWICE. One gold piece ^_^. "We will certainly not be gaining money or members with this update. Instead, we are doing this for the good of the game, which is as dear to our hearts as it is to you."- JAGEX, December 13, 2007
June 1, 200719 yr your pet whale lands on you ooh a gp! Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
June 1, 200719 yr a rouge black knight you trained kills you with a peanut. My Peanut! Ooh, whats better than a peanut? Lots of peanuts. And 1gp....... Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
June 2, 200719 yr you start running around like a madman when u run out of peanuts and George Dubya has a tactical assassin sent to kill you. He jumps down from the ceiling and stabs you and then jumps out the window and tosses a grenade up. You die and then the 1gp falls from ur apartment room to mine becuz i live below u. 1 jaypay for may.
June 3, 200719 yr Author A billboard advertising "Essence de Kalphite Queen" falls on you and crushes you with its sweet, stanky scent. 1GP! I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D
June 6, 200719 yr you get eaten by zombies. ooh, no dont do it, noooooooooo, as the 1gp enters my hand............. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
June 6, 200719 yr a straw falls on your head and your brain gets taken out because of it i now have the gp
June 8, 200719 yr Your friend's quest cape strangles you. While trying to pull a quest cape off of an unidentified corpse, I find a gp! Thx to pink for ownage sig!87/99 fletching, started 3/24/07Break from RS 4/01/07 to 5/01/074,080,643/13,034,431
June 8, 200719 yr You put on the questcape, but it shrinks more and more, until your brains pop out. Searching amongst two corpses and a questcape, I found a gp! ~ W ~
June 8, 200719 yr Suddenly a meteor falls from the sky crushing you leaving a single gp which i take and hid in my kitten.
Create an account or sign in to comment