you go to pick it up but its sill hot so u die instantly. i get some tongs andpick it up.

Out jumps Tz-Tok-Jad, who immediatly eats you.

 

A few minutes later, he dies. The gp is now in the hands of the plains, waiting for one to come get it.

you come around and pick it up and my trusty Gengar (Look at meh Avvy to know what it looks like) killes you with a shadow punch and brings me the gp. Cool that makes a million coins yippee!!!

*BOOM*

 

 

 

nobody knows what that boom was that happened to you. all anyone knows is that now i have da gp

I use my DOOM phsycic (sp?) powers to summon the gp, *accidenatly* hitting you on the head and knocking you out in the process

Banned for using violence. After covering up the fact that I confused Topics, I kill you and take the gp.

Gets ripped apart by grizzly bears and put back together and brought back to life, only to be impaled by thirteen swords. I pick up the gp and spend it on beer.

you choke to death on a noodle

 

*picks up gp*

You trip over a cordless phone.

 

 

 

*runs with gp*

while you are running, you fall into the river lum and drown. im ranging ducks andi pick it up out of the water

You are teleported to where you last were, which happens to be the wilderness where I "borrow" the gp from you and "teleport" you to Lumbridge.

 

h0w??? i aint a member...

while you are running, you fall into the river lum and drown. im ranging ducks andi pick it up out of the water

 

 

 

i am on the other side of the river, fly fishing, i throw my line to far, and the line snags on to your lower lip, and gets ripped off.

 

 

 

you die, and you leave some arrows, a bow, bones and a shiny gp.

 

 

 

i pick up the gp, pocket it, and i go ahead bury the bones, then continue with my fly fishing....

while fishing you accidentally drop the gp and it gets snagged on your line.

 

An oversized giant sea shark snake deadly poisonous monster see it and yanks you into the water, savaging you to death. I come along, see the gp washed up on the bank along with a mangled corpse, and rune off joyfully...

thats when you trip over your own two feet, fall and break your neck, you die, as i respawn back in the castle.

 

 

 

as i leave, i see that same gp, so i pick it up, pocket it, and left in a slow pace avoiding any danger.....

As you're picking up the coin from the river, i kick you in the behind and you drown in the river. Then i pick up the coin teleport away to a safe place where i can hide my shiny gee pee

Suddenly the grim reaper appears, and tells you it is time for you to die. I offer to polish his shoes, and he tips me the GeePee

you accedently tickle his foot, so he kicks you.

 

there was a hole in his shoe, and whatever his bare bones touch dies.

 

you die quickly and with no pain. lucky you

 

i pick up the gp after death is far gone

he coomes back for his gp. you hide it in ur pocket and he kills u but he cant get it because he doesnt have the mental capacity to open pockets and i loot ur body.

however unknown to you i was wearing an automatic inflating flotation vest. as you run away down the river, i take a sniper shot at you with my concealed spy gun/fishing rod and steal the gp as you collapse in shudders. I have it once more...

The gun jams and asplodes in your face, leaving you to die in the lake... I take the GP and tele to... A box. A safe box.

thats when you noticed, you teled into the mysteries mans msytery box pile, as he grabs one(you), he teles to me and gives it to me.

 

 

 

i open it, and i find a dead cube shaped body(you was to small for the tiny box) and a shiny geepee, i pocket it once more, go to my house, and have my cook make me some pizza as i twirl the gp with my fingers as i eat...

However I quickly Ardougne teled after i respawned and bribed your servant in the servant's guild to poison your food. As you lie gagging and retching in your house as the poison does it's work, I break in and snatch the gp from your dying body. I run off into the unknown, chuckling with glee...

But the unknown is where the grim reaper was hiding all along, he realises that this is the geepee he once tipped me, and kills you for having it. He in disgust, teleothers it to falador, where it lands on my hand. I run and hide.

The grim reaper secretly teleothered a grenerade that explodes when you shove it into your... :anxious: ...back pocket! I pick up the 1gp. Woo!!! I can buy a cabbage!

But inside the grenade was a homing beacon which i use in conjunction with a 'borrowed' glider to track you down. As you stroll along i swoop down and pluck the gp from your hand... You will never find me!!!!