i trigger the apocalypse while i'm on mars with another coin....

A martian version of Jad spots you and KO'es you. The GP goes Flying off the Gravity of Mars and into theRS dimension, Landing in the Farming Allotment where I was Growing Watermelons.

 

I pick up the GP.

you don't look up as i jump down from a tower...

 

i fall on you, killing you immediately...

 

I take the gp and run....far away....to andromeda...

...Only to get caught in some bizarre, inter-stellar testing I was doing with lasers, anti-matter missles (just roll with it), lava, and A/C. You somehow die during the test, and I still get nothing done.

 

...Except that annoying gold piece flies out of your pocket and smacks me in the head again! :evil:

 

Anyway, I donate it back to the shelter and disappear to continue testing. (which still seems to be worthless)

I sneak into the shelter as a hobo, take the gp, and run for it...and while I'm at it i destroy your testing lab...

But the gp uses it's powers of DOOM to make you trip..... into a pit of boiling lava. After a series of random eventys which i'd rather not get into explaining, the gp comes into my possesion.

I sneak into the shelter as a hobo, take the gp, and run for it...and while I'm at it i destroy your testing lab...

 

My lab/research station is inter-dimensional....So no one can find, but me, and the people who work there. However, the people who work there have been..."banned" from saying how to get there. (don't ask how, you're better off not knowing...)

 

 

 

The coin compels you to go to a flea market, and you end up going anyway. It turns out to be an actual flea market. Lots of fleas. That jump on you and bite, bite, bite like no tommarrow. You end up dying, one way or another. Somehow, the coin gets punted. Somehow, it flies away. Somehow, it smacks me in the head...AGAIN! :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

So I punt it away. It flies off to some parts yet unknown. And I walk away...

I find it on the ground. I melt it and use it in my death ray that can kill anybody but it has a weak spot in the back where you can kill it.

The coin can't be melted. It's power of DOOM completely destabilizes and fries your "death ray". This also means death for you, since you're holding it.

 

The coin flies away again, somehow. And it....lands at my feet, for once...I pick it up, flip it into the air, and....punt it into the sea! :twisted:

 

I then walk off.

I drain the ocean and get the coin back...and i hide it somewhere...not sure exactly...

I steal your jacket and find the coin hidden in one of the pockets. I put the coin in a bank where it is given to some random guy in a loan.

The random guy happened to be me, I was just there, paying off one of my..."funding" loans, and got the coin in change.

 

Elsewhere, you somehow trip....into a pit....filled with dogs....that haven't eaten in a few days. They're eager to "wolf" down the snack (you).

 

I then drop the coin somewhere along the ground, where it gets blown away by the wind. (don't ask...really.)

 

I continue walking.

I "happen" to be downwind of it...I pick it up and teleport it to and alternate dimension...

You accidently teleported it to my research lab (what the hell? I want that teleport spell blocked right now!)

 

So I shoot it out of a cannon set up on the ground. The coin plows a hudered miles though the earth, leaving it dangerously close to the outer core. All attempts to get it will be rendered useless.

 

I disappear. (And you can't simply get "a new coin" either. You're going to have to work for this one.)

I hire Chuck Norris to get the GP and he is sucessful, I run to the nearest Wal-Mart..

...And straight into the wall, which falls on you, after-which you are struck by a meteor, and shoved thousands of miles into the earth's core.

 

And that was just for using Chuck Norris. (requires no thinking.)

 

The coin flies out of the hole (because, ya know, it is a DOOM coin.) and lands near me while I relaxing. I just got rid of this thing too, why does it keep coming, I wonder as I load into the nearest Destroyer Ray and blast it. It survives, but flies off into worlds yet unknown...

 

I then proceed to take a nap.

I climb out of the pit of hungry dogs unharmed. (the dogs happened to be harmless poodles)

 

On a world yet unknown, an alien finds the coin, zaps it with another Destroyer ray, and it flies back to Earth where the coin lands in front of me. I pick it up, dig a hole deeper than the one I fell in, and fill it with hungry dragons. I toss the coin to a dragon where it is then eaten by a one of the dragons. Then, I go home and fall asleep.

Error:Destroyer Ray only usable by Ultimakomoto.

 

The coin is still in worlds yet unknown due to your oversight.

 

To make sure, I provoke the dragons to fly out the hole, and I kill each of them as they surface. I find the coin as I'm de-scaling them (a gruesome task of which I'll leave out the details.) and I punt it back into worlds yet unknown.

 

I leave after I finish the de-scaling. Dragonhide always fetches a good price at market...

I cut off your hand and steal the coin, then put it 2 miles below sea level inside of a unbreakable, and unopenable box made of a diamond/titanium alloy. The box itself is guarded by Immortal demons that can destroy entire mountains.

I use the Darklight to banish the demons. They grow angry and pull you in to a world where Dora The Explorer asks you questions all day long. Then I take the box and give it to the Cloverfield monster. It has the power to open the box. I take the coin, go inside the monsters head, control its brain and then I hide with it deep in the sea.

Since I never had the coin when "my hand was cut off", the payback must come. I shoot down that monster with a few Destroyer Rays. You somehow fall out of it's ear and a Destroyer Ray blast kills you. The coin flies to my feet, so I pick it up and shoot it back into worlds yet unknown.

 

I then walk away...

While it is being shoot into a world unknown it hits a seagull and as it falls and it hits you in the head and kills you. I take out the gp from your skull and put it in the pocket of my rune platelegs. Then I note the platelegs and burn the noted platelegs, including the unknown gp in the pocket! I only own 1 pair on rune platelegs,or any other type of platelegs, so you can't say they are in another pair. Also, you may be thinking that the gp can't be noted but it was hidden and nobody knew about it except for me!

The coin turned out to be left in a pile of dirt somewhere and I pick it up and shoot it into a black hole.

While it is being shoot into a black hole it hits a seagull and as it falls and it hits you in the head and kills you. I take out the gp from your skull and put it in the pocket of my rune platelegs. Then I note the platelegs and burn the noted platelegs, including the unknown gp in the pocket! I only own 1 pair on rune platelegs,or any other type of platelegs, so you can't say they are in another pair. Also, you may be thinking that the gp can't be noted but it was hidden and nobody knew about it except for me! I also check for pile of dirt and I video tape me pick up the gp and document the entire situation!

While it is being shoot into a black hole it hits a seagull and as it falls and it hits you in the head and kills you. I take out the gp from your skull and put it in the pocket of my rune platelegs. Then I note the platelegs and burn the noted platelegs, including the unknown gp in the pocket! I only own 1 pair on rune platelegs,or any other type of platelegs, so you can't say they are in another pair. Also, you may be thinking that the gp can't be noted but it was hidden and nobody knew about it except for me! I also check for pile of dirt and I video tape me pick up the gp and document the entire situation!

 

You are being unoriginal.

 

For that, I drop you into a pit filled with fire, lava, three-headed dragons, and lasers.I then close the pit, just as the coin flies out.

 

So I pick it up, get a shovel, and bury it in....uh...I'm not quite really sure...

 

I knew I took a wrong turn somewhere.

 

So I walk away to try to find where I took the wrong turn. #-o