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I had a religious debate with to die-hard christians while there. Then i got hit by sandwitch lady and never saw them again.

 

I had something similar happen too me there but I didn't want to get involved with it did they try and convert you?

Just an average player with a horrible name...

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random guy: range lvl

 

 

 

me: *tells range lvl*

 

 

 

random guy: o

 

 

 

 

 

THE END

 

argh those are so annoying!

 

 

 

and you know that if you said you were lower then them they would be all like "ha I got a higher range level noob!"

 

 

 

but noooo since you have higher they just say "o"

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And well, the story you wrote was in no way funny nor amusing in any way, and the fact that you used ''l33t sp33k'' only made it a lot worse.

 

 

 

 

yes i agree, and im not even sure if i believe what he wrote is at all true, at least in america.

 

 

 

 

 

im glad this forum isnt as [cabbage]ty as some but, sometimes i wish it was just as harsh as others.

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This was at the blue dragon under heroes guild:

 

Guy: Quit cheating

 

Me: Huh?

 

Guy: Your using an auto-clicker to get the drag

 

Me: No I'm not?

 

Guy: Lol I'm uber fast your not clicking faster then me

 

Me: I bet I could beat you without using mage your so slow

 

Guy: Yea cause your cheating

 

Me: What are you 8?

 

Guy: Reported

 

Me: For?

 

Guy: Asking for personal details

 

Me: I wasn't really asking spaz(Spaz got censored)

 

Guy: Reported again for swearing

 

(He teles while saying this)

 

Guy: I've reported you for 3 offences I hope you enjoy your perm ban

 

 

 

This was over a year ago so I win :D

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  • 1 year later...

I haven't had many particularly interesting conversations while Ranging, mostly because I like to use obscure, little-known training spots.

 

 

 

I will let the grammer slide since your 13...

 

 

 

 

There's no such thing as being too young for proper English ;)

Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
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This usually happens on a daily basis, all within a short period of time.

 

 

 

Player 1: Range level?

 

Me: 89

 

Player 1: Attack level? Defense level? Hits?

 

Me: Sorry but I don't feel like playing 20 questions today.

 

Player 2: What arrows are you shooting?

 

Me: Steel

 

Player 2: Why not use rune?

 

Me: I'm f2p...

 

Player 2: Okay so addy?

 

Me: Eh no... Can we stop playing the question game now? Please?

 

Player 2: What's that thing next to your name?

 

 

 

:wall:

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ranging at black drags in evil chicken lair:

 

 

 

person: hi

 

me:

 

person: hey

 

me:

 

person: hermon

 

me:

 

person: hermon range lvl?

 

me:

 

person: omg even 135s auto reported

 

me: sigh

alright. once, there was a family of the dad, Joe, the mom, Sue and the son Jim. one day they were sitting at the breakfast table eating pancakes. the next thing they knew, 3 giant penguins came in and bit their heads off. they died. the end
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Not sure if this counts, but I was hopping worlds finding an empty Hero's Blue dragon, and logged in on top of a death pile :shock: I asked the only guy there what happened, turned out he opened the door and some ranger got fried. I didn't bother to ask why, but I did snag the Ranger boots form the death pile :P Guess the guy didn't know how much they were worth

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Random person: Hey range level ?

 

Me : (says range level at the time)

 

Random : Oo nice

 

 

 

5 mins later....

 

 

 

 

 

Random: What bolts are you using?

 

Me: Broad

 

Random: Oo nice

 

 

 

5 mins later:

 

 

 

Random: Wanna be my friend?

 

 

 

(Some people are so unimaginative :wall: )

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I was ranging black unicorns for their horns and ranging exp together. Then some guy comes up to me. He says the following:

 

 

 

"The wildy is coming out in 10 mins!"

 

"I'll wait here and destroy you"

 

(at this point I go "Oh, it all makes sense now.")

 

"Lmao brb" "Gonna find a revenant"

 

 

 

3 minutes later he's begging me to repair his grave near the bandit camp or whatever. I laugh maliciously.

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Most of the time conversations used to go like this:

 

 

 

(Random guy = x)

 

 

 

x: Ranged level?

 

me: 94

 

x: Don't lie

 

me: Wait...

 

me: (uses quickchat so fast that I couldn't have typed it)

 

x: No way, everyone can do that

 

me: not that fast

 

x: (after half an hour he typed the same as the quickchat thing and says see)

 

me: That wasn't fast...

 

x: I still don't believe you

 

me: Check hi-scores

 

 

 

After this either they check or just keep on argueing... If they checked there's suddenly this awkward silence... Or they start to say things like:"Omg nice!"

 

 

 

Now when I wear my magic cape it goes like this:

 

 

 

x: Nice cape

 

me: Thanks

 

(After this they either leave me or ask on about magic/ranged)

 

x: How did you get it?

 

me: Alching...

 

x: What did you alch?

 

me: Yew longs...

 

x: How much did it cost you?

 

me: Close to 10M, I think

 

x: What's your other 99? (they ask this because of the trim)

 

me: Fletching, I fletched a big part of my own bows, well strung...

 

 

 

After this the conversation just ends or they ask about my ranged level. But when I wear my magic cape they tend to believe me faster than when I don't. Guess it shows them that it's possible to get a combat 99 at low combat. (71 in my case)

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