Waffleh Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 gangsta skill congrtulation you are now lvl 99 you can jump old ladies the bathroom skill... :-X the higher your lvl the longer you can hold from going to the bathroom... and also the higher lvl you are the better the bathrooms you can go in... lvl 1= gas station bathroom lvl 99= bill gates bathroom \ me: w00t pking time zezima: j00 n00b! d13 pl0x n33b!!! me: hits a 98 on zezima zezima: h0lY n33b3rz pl0z!!!!! j00 fr00b!!! you cannot hold it much longer zezima: respawns 1 hp me: hits a 1 z0mg you have to POO *you take a crap* oh dear you are dead whining skill, congratulations you're whining skill is now 80, you can now complain about Jagex and complain through PM xD all of these made me crack up. Okay, okay, how about the "noob apprentice" skill? An NPC noob that follows you around everywhere, takes 35% of everything you own, and talks to you non-stop about points less things. For example, if a dragon was chasing you and you have 5hp left: Oh dear, you are dead! Noob Apprentice:You should have ran! *takes your last three items* Leveling: Congratualtions, you now have level 50 Noob Apprentice skill! You can now wield noobs wielding rune! Congratulations, you now have level 99 Noob Apprentice skill! You can now wield Demond Noobs! POMG ITS COMING AFTER YOU WITH A CLEAVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solgonsar Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Pking with the KBD? That would be so awesome :D As for the worst skill I would have to say...dusting? I don't know there seem to be unlimited possibilities. Crocodile hunter-Rest in Peace"Theres NOT a country in the world that Bush would not get BOOO'd at ....even if Bush went to Antarctica the penguins would demonstrate."-Darknovae, NS Forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decedenthope Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 stop trashing farming, its great money if youre good with it.... rannar seed 20k....get even 3 and youve mad 1k...i usually get 9 herbs per seed.... construction owned....stopped inflation and is addictive as hell at start worst skill idea - Saying Noob lvl 1 - can say newb uncensored lvl 10 - can say noob uncensored ... lvl 99 -can say j00 4r3 4 n33b uncensored god i hate people who use it... Killed Hobgoblin Champion: 1/28/07 The economy is run by 13 year olds. Inflation hits when their girlfriends dump them. Besides, in any normal economy an influx of new items is a good shot in the arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbels Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 first, would be "addicting" and another "thanksgiving" addicting xp would gain for every minute you spend in runescape is worth of 200xp. only tho, it start gaining after being 1 hour in! when the level raise, you can do new cool stuff as "play invisible comp" emotes and such. "thanksgiving" is easy. take all good items you have in your bank, and pass em to lower lvl players. each time the player says "thanks!" or "ty!" you get 100xp. when they say "tyvm!" you get 200xp! as the level raise, you can manipulate people to like your tinderbox presents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabrerokz Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 stop trashing farming, its great money if youre good with it.... rannar seed 20k....get even 3 and youve mad 1k...i usually get 9 herbs per seed.... construction owned....stopped inflation and is addictive as hell at start worst skill idea - Saying Noob lvl 1 - can say newb uncensored lvl 10 - can say noob uncensored ... lvl 99 -can say j00 4r3 4 n33b uncensored god i hate people who use it... make that one stuck at lvl 1 lol and i have an idea useless skill ever' Getting a life lvl 1- Your addicted as crazy lvl 50- you ain't that addicted only 10 hours a day lvl 99- you don't see the point of this game and your gonna quit after wasting lots and lots of years on the getting a life skill you can only get exp for each day you play you get 10 exp :0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bflitny1 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Watching grass, trees and water grow, paint dry and snails run. Or how about tool-making, which would allow you to make a picaxe, hammer, tinderbox, saw, etc...Waste of time when you can buy them all for nothing! Jad-slaying, 1xp per kill!!! Hahahahahahaha! No one would even get lvl 2 Drops: Barrows: 60+ DK: 4... Dragon: 60+ Whips: 2... GWD: 0...ouch!Main Goal: 2000 total with no 99's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nielsdek Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 the random event smashers skill, at lvl 99 u can smash the drunken dwarf!!! edit: i just realize that skill rules... I was once at the airport with my friends in California, had to go "potty" really bad, and just pissed my pants in the middle of the terminal. (All the cool kids piss in their pants, right?)barrows loot: lost countdaga king loot: lost count :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X2theZ Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Worst skill is hunting. Many people are in the "future updates" posting about it and JaGeX never said they were going to make it. It's a stupid idea it's almost the same thing as slayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game_proffy Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Betting! Various horse-runs, and lotteries! At level 1, you can bet your tinderboxes and bronze pickaxes. At level 99 you can bet your soul! WA :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wachtwoord Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Watching grass grow... C'mon grass grow... grow...grow...grow...grow \ :thumbsup: \ you are now level 50 watching grass grow, you can now add compost to speed things up "I have more fun watching grass grow. Grow, grow, grow, grow like you mean it!" (Newgrounds movie ftw! :D its one of the funniest over there :lol: ) The worst skill JaGEx could possibly make is underwater basket weaving. One of the funniest thing I've seen in stickies :D When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peronix Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Looting! Example: Guy with phat in world 2 fally dies to chicken, drops phat. Noob walks up to pick it up "Sorry, you must be level 30 looting to do this." Noob: NOOOOO! I should have Trained my looting skillz! "Congratulations, you are now looting level 70! Members can now attempt to loot at: Barrows" But seriously, the worst ACTUAL skill is firemaking. Utterly useless. Edit: Sw00t, 1337 posts. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanedkins0 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 please delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Worst skill is hunting. Many people are in the "future updates" posting about it and JaGeX never said they were going to make it. It's a stupid idea it's almost the same thing as slayer. Hunting already exists....its called chompy bird hunting but it just inst a skill...but its still in the game. I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poochu Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Firemaking, Lol. Seriously do the better logs burn for longer or do they decrease burn rate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragondan_Ro Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 the noob skill the higher total lvl the lower noob lvl only way to increase it is to die of normal men..... Give a man a lighter, and he will be warm for a while.Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briante Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 The worst idea for a skill that I have ever seen actually posted is the trading skill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meb Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 uncyclopedia This has all the best ones Some of those things are very funny :lol: : Farming also enables you to grow all types of herbs, which can be used with herblore to create various types of drugs illegal in most states (and countries, if you are open-minded enough to believe there is a world outside of the US). Retired 2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah_you_are Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 if theres 1 skill that would be completely useless, but fun to do.... TELEMARKETEERING bug the hell out of people, and get xp proportional to how annoyed they get... double xp if you actually manage to sell something That sounds like fun i would support that not a skill but a minigame :twisted: If at first you dont suceed, then you fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandaownage Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 firemaking doesnt it just seem like a waste of a skill its like u get all skills to 99 then u gotta get that -.- i wouldnt bother with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 uncyclopedia This has all the best ones I remember reading that ages ago. Firemaking is so good (good thing I'm level 60!) I don't know about worst skill, but the best skill would have to be "time out" you get 1 exp per minute. You must sit in a corner and wave your mouse around to avoid logging off. You can neither speak, nor trade, look at skills, anything. at level 99 you get somthing for your efforts. and to think the people who would level that to raise their levels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffleh Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 At level 99 you can bet your soul! w00t for that! \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow93 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Transporation skill at lvl 1 you can only walk at lvl 20 you can run at lvl 40 you can ride a bike at lvl 60 you can drive a car at lvl 80 you can fly a plane at lvl 99 you can teleport to different towns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj926 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 if theres 1 skill that would be completely useless, but fun to do.... TELEMARKETEERING bug the hell out of people, and get xp proportional to how annoyed they get... double xp if you actually manage to sell something That sounds like fun i would support that not a skill but a minigame :twisted: Haha, tele. Did anyone else get that part? Was it even intended? You could teleport while being annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDave Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 rofl yea thats funny, annoying the people doing telly to cammy to train mage? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nihawk Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Random event catching lol You get 1-9000 xp from any random At level 99 and potted with potion made with blue phat and pumpkin you have 1% chance to get mime!!! :D The higher your level is, more random events you get. :pray: We love randoms don't we! :3> GUTHANS FTW!!! NO MORE WHIPS!!!! PS: How I put picture here? I'm new... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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