Fired from Sinners for being too virtuous.

You're fired from 'Fast Threads, Inc.' because this forum thread dropped to a dead halt for over 16 days. :boohoo:

 

 

~D. V. "Trying to not overdo the number crunching..." Devnull

You're fired from a club of civilized people for not being civilized enough.

You're fired from the Pokemon League for running a gym with Pokemon of a different type than the one you've been assigned.

Hello, Alg. Here's this pink slip to notify you are no longer employed with us for being an Equal- Oh god, Amon. What? Equalized? What are you doing with that finggggeeeeeeeeer.

YOU'RE FIRED from Top Speed Corp. because you caused this fine forum game thread to fall out of gear and stall back out on the side of the road! :angry:

 

~D. V. "You didn't even hit 120 mph, damnit." Devnull

You're fired from the oil company because this thread has been absent for over a week now.

You're fired from Calendar Masters Inc. because a week is a rather grave understatement, seeing as this thread has been out of commission for almost two months! :P

 

 

~D. V. "Watching the clock as days go by..." Devnull

You're fired from Top Gear's production crew for trying to un-mask The Stig.

Fired from American Top Gear for being too humorous rather than serious on cars. The British one suits you better.

Alright then... You're Fired from British Top Gear for being too serious rather than humorous on cars. The American one suits you better. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Yeah, it's a flip-over..." Devnull

And to come full circle, you're fired from Australia's Top Gear for not being Australian.

You're fired from the peanut factory because you were meant to make the food, not the cartoon.

Also fired from the peanut factory for "emptying" an allergy-sensitive orphanage during one of your visits.

Fired from paladinhood for leaning toward chaotic neutral/evil... Which brings up an interesting question: How did you get hired in the first place?

Simple: I lied on the resume. They accepted it because it involved oodles of refuge in audacity in terms of shoddy quality and bad lies.

 

Fired from the Wedding Cake factory for suggesting divorce over a merger.

You're fired from the Men Only Club for not being man enough.

You're fired from Mann Co. for making a gun that didn't catch fire or try to punch you if you used it.

You're fired from Mann Co. as well for not making "sure-fire"-grade weaponry! :?

 

~D. V. "Backfires = not useful" Devnull

You're fired from the phone company for not using it enough.

You're fired from being the Ultimate Blacksmith's apprentice for misplacing a valuable chunk of raw unobtainium.

You're fired from the oil company because you oil too much oil. Which is strange considering the fact that everyone who works there oils too much oil.

You're fired from the Strict Firings Group because that last reason sucked a little. :P

 

~D. V. "How to make a good joking commentary..." Devnull

You're promoted to CEO of the oil company for exemplary performance, then fired when it becomes clear that you were faking your way through the job the whole time.

You're fired from the monthly club, and you don't need to know why.