Fired for switching the supplies shipped between a hospital and a secret torture site.

Fired for disclosing the existence of secret torture site, in violation of your employment contract.

Fired from the Captain Haddock's Hot Dogs for wanting to know Haddock's secret ingredients for his hot dogs.

 

You were hired to clean the place up, don't forget it.

Fired for smuggling hot dogs into prisons to sell for the highest bidder when they were meant to be sent to people who desire such terrible meat.

Fired from Hot Dog PR for calling the meat terrible

Fired from Acorns for being extremely nutty on the job.

Fired from Japan's NPA for using a 'Death Note' to stop a murderer. <_<

 

~D. V. "N's gonna stop you!" Devnull

Fired from the white house for offending the president of the United States.

Fired from Goldfish factory for trying to made a candy form of it. With Bass.

You're fired from the unicycle factory because you didn't put in a device to stop crashes into large animals. :eek:

 

~D. V. "SPLAT!" Devnull

Fired from a modeling job for being more into tiny replica trains thn fashion. Granted, it made you very popular with your colleagues, but they have a reputation to uphold.

You're fired from a Broccoli Factory for growing Poisonous Mushrooms when you should have been growing Broccoli. :shame:

 

~D. V. "Were you trying to kill people?" Devnull

You're fired from the water factory for drinking ALL of the water.

You're fired from the committee for "The Oscars for Ants" because you tried to host it inside of an Anteater... :shame:

 

~D. V. "It's not everyday I get to use an idea's other extents..." Devnull

You're fired from the Democratic Party for not liking Obama.

You're fired from the Republican party for not liking red elephants.

You're fired from the same party for not realizing that the more patriotic political group is using a foreign animal.

You're Fired from Madness Inc. because sanity ensued. :P

 

~D. V. "It's a flip!" Devnull

You're fired from Salinity Inc. because we're not Sanity Inc. We deal in saltwater, not reason.

You're fired from Animusic Inc. because you made an electric nightmare out of a

, and ruined

...

 

 

~D. V. "Such a nice jingle, and you murdered it!!!" Devnull

You're fired from the company that's against links for posting three links, which is too much.

You're Fired from The Grammar Nazi Brigade for missing too many grammatical errors around the world... They did say you had to catch every single one, you know. :P

 

~D. V. "Sorry... This one just had to be LOL'd over eventually..." Devnull

You're fired from being a taxi driver for helping a dangerous criminal escape from the police.

 

No, your job is NOT to just drive people around who want to be driven around. Your job is to also recognize criminals and either reject them or drive them to the police station.

You're fired from the taxi dispatch station as well for getting me fired, even though there was a gun to my head. That criminal could have shot me dead and wrecked the cab, you know! :angry:

 

~D. V. "You have to consider the situation." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: You also know I was going to catch that truck-size hole you left for me to chain a joke with, right?)

You're fired from the eyeball factory for making noses.

 

I suggest you get a job at the nose factory. Because clearly you fit more there.