September 30, 200619 yr On a trip with some friends we got bored and all we had was super glue and duct tape. I applied copious quanities of both to the hair of my lower regions, let the glue dry, and ripped off the tape and glue in one swift motion. Hurt like none other. But I made some good money off it. :D
September 30, 200619 yr It wasn't me, but this one kid was crazy in my geography class a few years ago. One day he was told to run into the dry erase board thing for a dollar, but he wouldn't do it. So we got most of the class to chip in some money, and for 2.63$ he ran full speed into the board. He said nothing was wrong at the time but he didn't come to school the next day. :-k
September 30, 200619 yr Well, this one wasn't exactly stupid, but it was pretty funny. In my computer class, our teacher was setting up a projector to show a powerpoint for us to take notes with, and she had to go to the front office to get something (Quite a walk away, a good 5 minutes there and back.) So me, being the mischevious one I am, go up front, and start fiddling with her computer, and turned off the projector when I was done. When she came back in the room, she looked at the blank wall and said "Why is the projector off?" at this point I was laughing really hard inside. She hits the on-button, and stands there with the blank-blue screen projecting on the wall "Searching for signal..." And out of no where, [Nasty image] pops up, as her desktop. She screams, half my class screams. I sit there with my two buddies laughing really freakin' hard on the inside. The both hand me over 5$. I had a good lunch that day too. That's the best one here, I swear! [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light]
October 3, 200619 yr Stupid eh? I paid for an xbox in pennies! Was gonna buy one anyways, friend said he would give me 5$ if I went to the bank and got the money in pennies! lol! how many pennies was that? like 12,000 of em? how did u carry em all :lol: Several potatoe sacks + help from friends. I used to have a link to my school's project to provide fresh water to a Kenyan Village, but the sig police changed the link to say something, which, if followed, leads to an "ahem" adult website. Let me ask you. Which do you think is worse?
October 3, 200619 yr I got payed to eat an entire happy meal toy and all only thing i didnt eat was the cup lid and straw. The toy was one of those rubber squirter things that you fill with water then squeeze. so it was cardboardbox, cup, rubbertoy, burgerwrapper, little paperbag for the fries and the acuall food. for $20 My advise is dont ever to this if you do youll find out a few hours later why its a really dumb idea. Its should be worth $1000 at least. I can't even imagine doing that!
October 3, 200619 yr This isn't nasty, just funny. Okay, so I was eating lunch at a museum cafeteria with some friends (I sometimes go on field trips with some of my friends that are also homeschooled), and I had a sandwich made with my dads homemade bread (my dad doesn't believe in bread with too much air in it, I sometimes call his bread "brickbread"). Anyway, I made some comment about my sandwich, and my friend offers me a doller if he could have one whack at it. I wasn't gonna eat it anyway, so I give him the green light. So he slams his fist down on it as hard as he can, and nothing happens to it. Sorry if that was a little long...
October 4, 200619 yr I haven't done too much stuff for $$, but oh well. For someone's Doritos or something, I licked the cafeteria table with the back of my tongue. Not bad, but it only gets washed by sponges that get dumped back into the water you use to clean with. The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132.
October 4, 200619 yr I usually dont do things for money.... But a dumb thing i did was fall off a 10 foot high plat form and do a back smacker on the water. I almost drowned because I got the wind knocked out of me :-s Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it
October 4, 200619 yr for $10 i took all the remaining food on my tray at school and smashed it all into one nasty looking pile and ate it all... it was something like peaches, chicken strips, a bit of a brownie, some peas, all topped off with chocolate milk. lol it actually didnt taste all that bad :? and i made $10 which was nice 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.
October 5, 200619 yr I always pay my friend to do things, he'll do anything for a pound. Drinking a cup of cold sweet and sour sauce, lying down in the middle of the club on top of drink getting trodden on and so on, eating 5 sachets of salt no water, eating his... bogies, eating ants and woodlice. Ahh evening entertainment. SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED.
October 5, 200619 yr well...my sister wanted to do the vocabulary HW for her she said shes give me back the $20 she owed, i couldnt get most of the wordswithout the thesaurus and after half hour ive got $20..... she was 10th grade that time and i was only 4th :shock:
October 5, 200619 yr for $10 i took all the remaining food on my tray at school and smashed it all into one nasty looking pile and ate it all... it was something like peaches, chicken strips, a bit of a brownie, some peas, all topped off with chocolate milk. lol it actually didnt taste all that bad :? and i made $10 which was nice LMAO my friends tryed doing that last year they told people to drink it...they disguised it as a strawberry slupy :-X
October 5, 200619 yr I ate a dead cochroach off of the girls bathroom at a camp. Do you all remember how gross camp bathrooms were?
October 6, 200619 yr Stupidest? I dunno about 'stupid'-- everything you guys have listed could be on a reality TV show. My 'stupidest' thing can't be repeated on this forum. I knew someone who swallowed a watch for a website. It wound up getting stuck in her throat and she had trouble breathing and eating. I'm not sure if she's had it surgerically removed yet.
October 6, 200619 yr I took an almost full box of benadryl at one time last night for 5 bucks. I think it was about 20 pills which came out to about 500mg of diphenhydramine. I don't know if this would constitute a "drug post" so I won't go into details but I'll just say last night was maybe the worst night of my life. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.
October 6, 200619 yr stupidest thing? probably sex... But anyways, my buddys gave me a 20 to take my slead down a huge hill last winter, no breaks, 2ft high ramp, 8ft gap. Lets just say I didn't make it and I had to dig the slead out of the hilside the following spring when the ground thawed. That one hurt, I had to be doing 25mph if not more. P.S. - dont go down a holl on an old slead with no breaks and freshly waxed runners. you'll be seeing a tree in it's upclose glory, and digging it out of your forhead... 10bux. :XD: To stand in the valley of death is one thing, to not have been able to stop the chaos is another.
October 6, 200619 yr I bought my friend's Relatin (its for poeple who have ADHD makes them go relax,makes us crazy) BUY IT IF YOU GET THE CHANCE,Maybe it works for you maybe it doesn't but it did with me,Best time of my life (which was today :) )
October 6, 200619 yr Probably drink some nasty stuff and spit on somones shirt, they couldn't get it out even after washing it. AS revenge, Not intentional I guess...He 'accidentally' made a chocolate bar explode on my shirt, and I've washed it about 16 times, still not off all the way. Got me like a dollar. Lol. Or maybe throw a boomerang at a car Lmao, funniest thing I've ever seen. The driver was like "Jesus Christ!!" and right before it thwacked the window it started to slow down and come back lol. Got me about 5 dollars. Also I sniffed a can of sprite throguh the straw, resulting in an explosion...Soda shot out from my mouth, nose and got the car I was in soaked.But before that I sniffed The remnants of those salt and vinegar chip bags...I sneezed for like 15mins straight. Those got me around 3 dollars. I do alot of stuff for money lol I also put an ENTIRE shoe lace(used:EWW) up my nose for 20$. It is really hard to get up there XD you sneeze too much. It was awesome. Once one of my friends grabbed a binder of a random person, and threw it at about 20 projects that were worked on for hours and it smashed through all of them. He didn't ask for money, but i gave him a nickel. Him and I also dropped a bottle of partially open Super Size elmers glue bottles from a 3 story school, and it just missed a janitor, making an awesome like 3 foot wide white blob on the cement. We got like 2 cents each. 189th to achieve "100" firemaking
October 6, 200619 yr made love to an overly large chick I thought doing that for money was illegal in most parts... 99/99 Fletching, 99/99 Cooking, 96/99 Strength
October 6, 200619 yr made love to an overly large chick I thought doing that for money was illegal in most parts... He was probably in LV. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
October 6, 200619 yr well...my sister wanted to do the vocabulary HW for her she said shes give me back the $20 she owed, i couldnt get most of the wordswithout the thesaurus and after half hour ive got $20..... she was 10th grade that time and i was only 4th :shock: Wow.. You were pretty smart then lol. The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132.
October 6, 200619 yr Told someone at school to '[bleep] off and die' for $10. I almost got hurt, none the less, it was the easiest $10 I've ever made, not counting the times I got free money from my relatives. Me doing staff.
October 6, 200619 yr I took an almost full box of benadryl at one time last night for 5 bucks. I think it was about 20 pills which came out to about 500mg of diphenhydramine. I don't know if this would constitute a "drug post" so I won't go into details but I'll just say last night was maybe the worst night of my life. Please. We all know you only did that so you could brag about it on this thread. :P "In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton
October 6, 200619 yr Once one of my friends grabbed a binder of a random person, and threw it at about 20 projects that were worked on for hours and it smashed through all of them. He didn't ask for money, but i gave him a nickel. I'm sorry, but that's just lame.
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