Funny PK-ers/lurers/scammers

[tomdavies90]

Ahhh PKers, you either love them or you hate them. but sometimes they just can't pk...or they pk very badly. i was just inspired by what happened to me.

 

i was killing some green dragons and returning for another trip when i see a lvl 61 and a 65 both skulled this immediatly cries "uh-oh" and funnily enough i get tele-blocked and entangled. however seconds later it appeared to me that i had caught them by surprise when the DEATH PILE from somebody else appear on the ground! unfortunately it was nothing special, mostly just his hides and dragon bonesbut i managed to grab at least 5 of each for free and then ran off to where they couldn't attack and logged out. anybody else had funny stories like this?

 

 

 

-Also one of them tried to scam me earlier by shouting at me and calling me a noob saying i couldn't even kill him, in an obvious attempt to get me to skull on him Idiots...

 

 

 

EDIT-made it lurers and scammers now so has anybody every tried a really weak lure/scam on you?

[DanUp_27]

I have seen a pker before trying to own this lvl114 and got no where

 

and then he bye byes, he was like, noob, noob!

 

And all that and got owned, then asked for his stuff back! :lol: :D :mrgreen:

[jaym112]

Well I was Wandering/pking, and I came to a lvl 70 in full rune. I was lvl 71, and in monk robes. He attacked me, I hit 2 14's on him, and he ran thinking I was a str pure :? If he had not ran, he would have owned me.

[DanUp_27]

Nice!

[pompey_spud]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

 

 

that guy is a god of pures....

[thebigcheez]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

 

 

that guy is a god of pures....

 

 

 

If that guy is 1 def, he can't wear rune.

[runescapeloser22]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

 

 

that guy is a god of pures....

 

 

 

If that guy is 1 def, he can't wear rune.

 

 

 

owned plz :XD: :roll:

[Elphinstone]

Some people i don't get... like the one who wants to buy banned accounts from you and then unlock them... He said he was staff, but i think that hes an idiot :XD: i mean... who would buy banned accounts anyways?

 

 

 

As for pkers... i like the ones that yell one on one, you and me, and then proceed to attempt to team me. When i come back with my firends an KO the guy, he calls me a noob :roll: again.

[Italian5kamikaze]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

 

 

that guy is a god of pures....

 

 

 

If that guy is 1 def, he can't wear rune.

 

LMAO well yeah about 20 minutes ago i was messing around in edge wild with an obby sword some guy was ice bursting n running and this guy attacks him he teles...comes back does same thing to me, someone else attacks him he teles again, he comes back and does the SAME thing and so i ran up hit a 17 with obby sword an pulled out dds n he teled with about 5 hp #-o but yeah it was pretty fun lol

 

[TimeStopper]

Well I was high alching near the wildy to watch the fights and then someone tried to trade me and lure me in. Pulled away in time though. "I got some snares."

[Aresgodowar]

well all you have to do is turn off trade compete button

[Pinkbullet3]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

 

 

that guy is a god of pures....

 

 

 

If that guy is 1 def, he can't wear rune.

 

 

 

Owned. :lol:

[ortiz9471]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

 

 

that guy is a god of pures....

 

 

 

If that guy is 1 def, he can't wear rune.

 

 

 

Owned. :lol:

 

 

 

Yeah.. I have NO IDEA why people would lie about things like that. It just doesn't make sense, why lie?

[d3vilbro]

2 examples of terrible pkers here:

 

 

 

1. I was training a Green Dragons (don't know why, just wanted to have a go...) when a Lvl 91 Pker shows up, skulled. I was 3 iteming so I wasn't worried but he desided to Entangle me anyway. Right after he casts he is attacked by a Green Dragon, which gives me some time. Then a few seconds later I look around and the other Green Dragon trainer (Lvl 113) attacked him for me. The noob Pker gets KO'd from a few DDP++ Spec's, my fellow trainer got a free DDP++ and I got to live another day. I was pretty pleased that he was taught his lesson...

 

 

 

2. I was on my way to train slayer (Ghosts ftl) in lvl 18ish Wildy when someone my level attacks me. I have no food, and am only wearing a DDP++ while he has a DDP, hides, rune helm etc, kitted out for pking. Anyway I manage to Redbar him with 3 Spec's as he runs away calling me a noob (unfortunitly he wasn't poisoned, only 1 more point of damage and I would have got some fr33 st00f)

[xbiggsx]

was on my pure alching while collecting nats in the wilderness (yes i know stupid idea as i found out later :wall: ) i was in combat with a moss giant when a lvl 70 skulled rune equiped pker stoped and waiting for the combat ith the moss gianted to end. he then attack me, i whipped out my zammy staff and procceded to whomp him with flames of zammy : (he later pmed me saying he accidently attacked me and if he could have his stuff back)

 

 

 

another one was me and my clan (around 8 of us, highest being a lvl was lvl 77) went pking. we came apon the animated axe house where we saw a guy with d shield, d long, d med (this was when d square was worth 7 mill, med was worth 1.5 mill and d long was at the time the best weapon) our jaws droped and we haded to kill him and we would be rich (we where all noobs ) so we drawed him out of the hut and attacked him. 5 mins later our guild regrouped in lumberidge.......

[Zaaps1]

This is really one of the funniest stories anyone ever told me:

 

 

 

(this is my friend, a rune miner)

 

Pker comes up and attacks him

 

friend: w8!w8! dont kill me

 

pker: y? *stops attacking*

 

Friend: ill give you my whole pack of rune ores!

 

pker: if I kill you i get um anyway noob! *starts attacking again*

 

friend: if you kill me I get to keep 2 of the ore, and I can always run

 

pker: good point

 

*so they trade, my friend puts up the ores, he waits for 10 seconds and x outs of the window*

 

 

 

LOL that was a really dumb pker.

 

 

 

Heres mine: Once I was in the wildy ice giants. Then I see this level 40ish guy run up and he attacks me ( why, i have no idea) I attack him down to around 10 hp then he runs past the giants DEEPER into the wildy. Then he stouts aloud, "ha noob! These giants will protect me!" And they probay could've, if one hadnt attacked him and killed him.

[pompey_spud]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

 

 

that guy is a god of pures....

 

 

 

If that guy is 1 def, he can't wear rune.

 

 

 

Owned. :lol:

 

 

 

Yeah.. I have NO IDEA why people would lie about things like that. It just doesn't make sense, why lie?

 

 

 

wow arent i embarrassed #-o :wall: :oops:

 

i guess he musta been wearing zammy robes or summat....i must have just remembered wrong. :uhh:

[Role_Model]

I think this belongs in the graveyard discussion, but w/e.

 

can i say dommark44 for you? :^o

[ranging_beast]

I cry for abbyssal pkers :cry: They spend so much runes on me, think they got me, bam house tablets.

 

 

 

Ranged Crave

[stingkid]

well just now i was wondering around and i saw these 2 lvl 71's fiting, both skulled in full rune with d scimmys. one of them was just drinking pots, and not retailating, and eating loads as the other dude was hitting like 20 after 20 on him. then all of a sudden, the pot/eater dude pulls off 4 20/20 dds specs and ko's the guy. there was like 10 people who say this and we all gathered around saying 'ZOMG' and 'wow' etc and he just walks onto the pile, picks up the stuff and as he walks away, he says

 

'90 str and 1 def make for a happy me =P'

 

that guy is a god of pures....

 

That makes no sense. If the guy is defence 1, why is he wearing full rune? Explain yourself.

[stingkid]

sorry for flaming. i guess your point got across... hehehehe.... AgH don't kill me!:oops:

[Dragon_lord]

A guy PM me and says:

 

"Hey! You probably don't remember me but we were friends a long time ago! I decided to quit Runescape so I'll give you all my best stuff. Go meet me where I last logged out in 40 wildy! But I gotta make sure that I'm giving my stuff to someone who deserves it so bring your most expensive stuff ok? And hurry 'cause I have to go!"

 

 

 

W()()T! Free stoof! :XD:

[Dormado]

i laught at this story (this happened to me):

 

 

 

i was killing goblins in goblin village, and then some guys (clvl 49) come near me, he said:

 

 

 

-wanna be rich?i can give you 150 K for each bottle of zammy potion you give me.

 

 

 

Of course i knew the old trick about the zamorak wine, but i agreed. :-$

 

So i followed him and just as i suspected he said: go in and click on the potion (*i don't realy know why he called it potion) of zamorak.I came in and telegrabbed the potion. Then i tried to trade it to him. He said:

 

-Wait i will pay you with gold bars - my friend has them.

 

he's in wildy lvl 45.

 

 

 

-i agreed and came along. I was neraly shocked because when we entered high enaught wildy lvl he don't attacked me. So we walked into the wildy lvl 45 and then he atacked me.I hit him 3 times - 12, 10, and 12, and he stardted screaming: - i am noooob plz dont kill me!!. I stopped atacking him. Then he said: - tyvm, ur my friend 4ever@!

 

 

 

I tried to walk away, but the darn noob just followed me and said: now i will give u more gold bars for saving my life.

 

 

 

I tried to run away and at last i was bored at i went to chaos dvarfs to train.But the noob follow me and atacked chaos dvarfs.Then some lvl 20 come to my. I killed him and then the noob that was following me said:

 

-haha! now i will kill u because u are skulled. I hit him 2 times- 12 and 8 and the noob died- leaving me some money (about 500 gp) :thumbsup:

 

and some cutted bannanas and of course - bread ... i was sooo lucky...... :

[gordoarcane]

About 2 months ago i was in fale west bank, checking items, listening to the bank deals, i was saving for a whip so imagine my delight when a guy privates me and says i need you to help me transport a whip to my main, and i will let you have one for 1mil....i thought for a bit, got 1mil out of bank and telerunes, said to him im not going to do this anywhere near wildy...he was yes..."Trust me" etc etc. I knew in the back of my mind that this was defo a scam, yet was curious as to his techniques, he said take this candle and spade and tinder box...puzzled i did, then he said follow...so i did....into faledor park we went...then he traded me...showing me the 2 whips..."Show me the million" he said...so i did, he then said we would be *Very Good Friends* after this... He lead me to a pile of dirt...infact a molehill...and said dig, i did so, and for the first time found myself in the giant moles caves, he appeared, saying light the candle, i did so....then it was follow me, so i did...into a cave we went, where there was someone who seemed to know exactly what was going on... Now he got a bit aggressive, he said trade me the candle, why i asked...he said just DO IT ! I was why cant we just trade the whips and gp, he said we will when i give him back the candle...i discovered i had to put it out...and did so to trade it, then it was very dark...he started to trade me then cancelling it...shouting "Trade me now" all of a sudden some bugs appeared,obviously becouse it was dark, and they started to eat hp off me... It was then i realised the scam for what it was, and teled out.... standing in the safety of faledor i pm'ed him, saying what a very ingenious scam that was...he said he had pulled it off a few times, that i was lucky...and ahem..."Sharp" lol. It amazes me the lengths some people will go to on this game to pull off such things, has anyone else experenced a scam as well thought out as this ??!!! However im older and wiser now...hehe and wont ever belive those too good to be true deals !

[djfan00002]

I love stupid lurers. The other day I am in world 2 decked out in my best fighting gear. Im not loaded but its worth a bit. I get a pm, from a guy I dont know on another world. He says" hey you wanna buy a santa for 7mil." mind you this is last week. I say sure, where we meet he says edgy. Right away bells and whistles. Its like honestly are people that stupid.