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!The Worst Ways to Die As A Newbie!

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not callin u a liar, but i read sumwhere chickens cant hit, thats why noobs go there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another one-dying to the man standing by respawn point in lumby

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3. Killed by a Giant Rat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hooo, boy, I remember doing that once. I was so distraught. It was the first time i ever died and I must've lost over 50GP worth of stuff!!!!!

 

 

 

Meh, it was a lot to me then :lol:

Dying from a Scorpion 2 mins off tutorial island walking to Al-Kharid in classic when there was abot 20 worlds

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Dragon Drops: 2 x Dragon Legs, Dragon Spear

 

 

 

2. Killed by a Chicken (yes, this happened to one of my good friends)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can't get killed by chickens :^o

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Not knowing how combat levels work on rs and remembering hobgoblins as an easy target from Baldur's gate :wall: I must have been combat level 10 or something by then since I remember losing my precious full bronze, amulet of accuracy and the air talisman from the rune mysteries quest. That bothered me a lot, I thought I could never finish that quest now :oops:

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Haven't played RuneScape since 12 january 2007 and it feels great :)

This isn't a way to die but it is always funny and I laugh back at my nooby times..

 

 

 

Why won't the guards let me into Al kahrid for free? I added them to my friends list!! #-o

You can't die from chickens or level 2 rats or little spiders.Its exagerrated

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To eat a dodgy kebab and die

Att a goblin, run away with 2 hp, att a chicken and then die, soo funny

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8

This isn't a way to die but it is always funny and I laugh back at my nooby times..

 

 

 

Why won't the guards let me into Al kahrid for free? I added them to my friends list!! #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or instead of click 'Talk-to Romeo' i kept saying: Romeo? Are you there? The guide told me to talk to you but you don't answer! Answeer!!! AAAH! C'mon romeo, be nice, i added you, i wanna be friends, please talk now..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did that hours and hours :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soooooooooooooooooooo funny to look back to it

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8

tangle vines. :)

 

 

 

uggh! I hated those!

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I went on my noob, turned auto retaliate off, attacked and when walked away from rats, chickens, and spiders, stood there for like 10 mins getting hit, no damage

a farmer.. I thought I was like 44 combat ( it was my total) and the farmer 0wnz0rd me... :cry:

My two nooby ways to die were to a cow and to a scorpion when I was fishing at by the bank at Al Kharid. After I died there I told everyone that came over "Look out, that scorpion can attack you even if you didn't attack it first." :lol:

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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

First Dragon Drop 5/6/2006 -Dragon Med from Bronze Dragon :D

First Barrows Item From Chest 2/20/2007 - Verac's Brassard :D

Not knowing how combat levels work on rs and remembering hobgoblins as an easy target from Baldur's gate :wall: I must have been combat level 10 or something by then since I remember losing my precious full bronze, amulet of accuracy and the air talisman from the rune mysteries quest. That bothered me a lot, I thought I could never finish that quest now :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, that is like me too, but at first I didn't know where hobgoblins were, actually, I was scared to go past the wall seperating Misthalin from Fally. It took me ages to go past that wall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I died to a scorpion first, I traveled into the sewers in Varrock, avoided the zombies and got owned by the scorpions.

R.I.P The Old Nite. Heroes get remembered. But Legends never die. You were truly a Runescape Legend

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for me, it was VERY embarrasing. mapped the whole runey wild with an inventory full of kebabs (1gp each :P ), survive the incident, only to get killed by the kebabs. :wall: :wall: :wall: #-o #-o #-o #-o

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Lol nice stories.

 

 

 

I was like this, everytime I died as a noob I made a new character, cuz I didn't know how I could possibly get my tinderbox or pick back (I could never get that much money again to buy that steel axe again =S) :XD: . I ended up with aprox 5 characters =P.

When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.

All skills 80+

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Death by posessed tree.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value.
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back wen i was a noob i used to think falador was a members only place...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

turns out i was trying to pickpocket the guards :wall:

death to a rat (lvl 1) yeah it really happend.

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PURE F2p

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Getting lost going to the bank in Varrock (1st time on-line) and ending up in the wildy. I was so angry at myself because I lost my tinderbox. Then I died again trying to find that nice cow patch. I was on the wrong side of the river.

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Thank the world for spell checkers.

Died as soon as I came into the outworld by a Man, I stood almost right back next to him when I respawned.

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Achieved quest (07/08/2009), woodcutting (28/06/2010), attack (21/07/2010), strength + constitution (07/08/2010), defence (26/09/2010), summoning (13/01/2011), herblore (03/03/2011), cook (31/08/2012), firemaking (01/09/2012), magic (08/09/2012), prayer (16/09/2012) and ranged (29/10/2012) capes.

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