Underoath777 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I created this topic to inform the new players on the most embarrasing ways to die. I got some of these from myself but most came from my friends. Here are some: The Top Ten Most Embarrasing Ways for a Newbie to Die In Runescape! (F2P worlds) 10. Going to the wildy, and challenging a Level 10+ to fight. 9. Trading in the Wildy while under attack. 8. Chopping Trees in the wildy 7. Fishing in the Wildy 6. Killed by a Man 5. Killed by a Woman 4. Killed during a Random Event (a random where you get transported to another place) The top three are the most humiliating ways to die: 3. Killed by a Giant Rat 2. Killed by a Chicken (yes, this happened to one of my good friends) 1. Killed by a Rat (yes, this happened to me when I was a Level 3) So there you have it, the most embarrasing ways to die! So if you think these things will not kill you, think again. So if you want to train, be prepaired. NOW HAVE FUN!!! ...ever since that faithful day on Karjama that I fought the evil chicken, things have never been the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikegamer Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 die from mining a smoking rock when you hp was low to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonwizerd Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 can't chop trees in the wild... and the only place to fish in wild is at the bandit camp/ fat tonys place or whatever and i doubt any newbs would make it past the bandit guards Yayyyyyy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Lord552 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 dont forget to add killed by swarms or drawfs when autoing Proud member of the Crimson Raiders1000 total lvl achieved on 4-17-07 -F2P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underoath777 Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 [bleep]egamer, I like that. Shoot, I really like that. Dragonwizerd, There are somemore fishing spots that have been added to the wildy on the east side about level 30+ But I like ya'lls constructive critisisim. Thanks! ...ever since that faithful day on Karjama that I fought the evil chicken, things have never been the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonwizerd Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Dragonwizerd, There are somemore fishing spots that have been added to the wildy on the east side about level 30+o rly? : :-k i will have to venture one day Yayyyyyy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lagatag Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 You basically have everything I would have said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilo Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Dragonwizerd, There are somemore fishing spots that have been added to the wildy on the east side about level 30+o rly? : :-k i will have to venture one day yes surprisingly enough you can fish lobbies there. Right? or am I thinking of Shrimp? This list is pretty good. I didn't even know you could die from a chicken :P Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaddd Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 You... You were killed by a rat? Hey, I was killed by a SHEEP. --- Nice list. Here's one to add "Zamorak Wine Scam" or maybe... Killed by a cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercanon14 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i died from a goblin 3 mins. after i got to lumbrige :oops: DoD:S ownagewhat we have here is a ..um.. failur to communcate check out my steam ID page @ alpha company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Dieing of no waterskins in the desert, yet you have abowl of water -.- Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25leaf Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Hey what about dieing with all you suff because you didn't know what the wildy was? Death by goblin is good to (my first death) I died by the zamrock wine scam lol didn't even know i was getting hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 these happened to me... 2. Getting lead on by someone 30 lvls higher than me into the wild without knowing and getting killed and while in there asking, "why isn't this on my newcomer's map?" :XD: 1. Getting owned by a cow in lumbridge/draynor, running around into draynor manor area, getting finished off by a tree there :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceC Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 i died to wolves at white wolf mountain when i was a lvl 3 newb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniseCookies Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Getting killed by the animated trees or the tangle vines. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznmidget448 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Mistaking a mugger for a actual player and trying to make friends with him :P No i wasn't stupid enough to do this, lol. But I do like your list :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Walk all the way to the end of the Wilderness... only to get 0.5 KOed by a Greater Demon. (Yeah, I didn't think it'd be considered a "1" hit KO...) :x ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oreocookie987 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I was once killed by a lvl 1 Spider in Lumby Basement -.- Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I was once killed by a lvl 1 Spider in Lumby Basement -.- Stinks when they have poison, doesn't it? Jk. Where you at full health? :? ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj926 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Never attack the black knight. More so Never attack the white knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeroh Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 get killed by drinking too much beer and taking off too many hitpoints...does beer even take off hp? :-k Retired from runescape. I will be on every now and then though. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj926 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 get killed by drinking too much beer and taking off too many hitpoints...does beer even take off hp? :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwreeTak Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I once became killed by a cow when i was level 3... Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benisfab Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 can't chop trees in the wild... You did used to be able to chop tree's in the wild, i used to go out there with my wc axe and a knife and make loads of arrow shafts. I got up to around 2k shafts, then got a tree spirit and died #-o But since then jagex have made the tree's uncuttable My Blog2 Visage Drops.Over 1800 Castle Wars Tickets.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I got owned by a bear way back in RSC. The three hit rule and my slow computer really messed things up. I ran, the bear followed and attack me and I couldn't run before taking three hits. Some trees in the wilderness are cuttable, they're not easy to spot. Go to the lobster fishing spot in the wilderness and head west. You'll eventually bump into a cuttable tree. That's how I cooked my lobsters when I fished in the wilderness. Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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