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Runescape Items: Not Applicable to Real Life? *gasp*

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Woot im gonna grab my dagger from my room go to the forest and own me some 5 yr olds!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Killing a ghost. Then do it again in three minutes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats not very nice :( Now i'm gonna have to watch my back!! :anxious:

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runescape! the world where you can fish enormous sharks from the shore, manta rays and sea turtles through a hole in the ship hull, and then put 28 of them in your backpack

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Fighting to the death in your house ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cat not needing water? no bathrooms anywhere to be seen :shame: ? invincible(dying repeatly)? Giants that stand around ll the time? Where the heck is the hospital (lol) to give birth to so many NPCs per second :-s ? plus many more...im quite an expert on this :thumbsup: but anyway its a game...so...oh and plus u cant catch real lobsters or sharks or swordfish from sooo close to the shore. the only reasonable place for fishing those kind of stuff is the fishing platform in the middle of what sea?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hospitals at dual arena :P \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a thin strip of leather is the best meele protection (veraks body)

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Fighting to the death in your house ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cat not needing water? no bathrooms anywhere to be seen :shame: ? invincible(dying repeatly)? Giants that stand around ll the time? Where the heck is the hospital (lol) to give birth to so many NPCs per second :-s ? plus many more...im quite an expert on this :thumbsup: but anyway its a game...so...oh and plus u cant catch real lobsters or sharks or swordfish from sooo close to the shore. the only reasonable place for fishing those kind of stuff is the fishing platform in the middle of what sea?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hospitals at dual arena :P \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a thin strip of leather is the best meele protection (veraks body)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verac's brassard is metal :S

 

 

 

Though RL brassards are cloth..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1:"Awmygawd I'm dying!"

 

 

 

2:"Don't worry, you aren't carrying anything valuable, you'll respawn over there..."

 

 

 

1:*DEAD*

 

 

 

2:"Wait, his body's still left! Maybe rl isn't like rs..." *goes emo*

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almost everything in runescape is unreal but anyways:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. having 100m gp with you just takes in 1 piece of inventory

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.one dig at barrows gets you instantly in a tomb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. cant imagine a third one at the moment but else 2 points looks so dull :wink:

I can be stabbed 10 times, eat a couple of sharks and make a full recovery!

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storing so much stuff in your bank i mean in real life how much room would say 10k sharks take up? and thats just 1 bank slot

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lol... dont buy a bazooka that shoots dye filled toads irl (fixed device)

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
lol... dont buy a bazooka that shoots dye filled toads irl (fixed device)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

selling swordfish! if you are in the hospital on the verge of dying they will heal you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

selling mix of a root and a weed makes you stronger!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just imagine going to a resturaunt to see lobsters actually costing 250 coings made out of solid gold

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

lol nice sig lol um ya iv never seen that ever

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Heh, nice topic. I'm having fun reading through it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Create an endless amount of fires, without the surrounding enviroment catching flame.

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Build a house all by yourself.
*squeaky high girl voice*"my daddy built our house with his own 2 hands :D "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I liked the dharok one the most. \:D/

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I'm glad you all like it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, lets make an extended comparison..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prayer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In real life, you study your faith to make you holy..

 

 

 

....But in RS, you bury bones to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In real life, praying brings you closer to your god(ess)..

 

 

 

....But in RS, it can protect your butt in a fight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In real life, prayer is used to communicate with your god(ess)..

 

 

 

....But in RS, you communicate with your Gods through e-mail :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, thats enough for now..

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You want the ultimate child punisher?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try the Abyssal Whip. Only 2000 dollars!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sure to "whip" your children into shape in 2 hours or less.

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You can't hold that sword. You're Attack level isn't high enough.

 

 

 

"I just wanna hold it..."

 

 

 

Too bad.

 

 

 

"But-"

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry, you can't chop a tre down with this shiny blue axe, you haven't chopped down enough trees.

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Who cares if you wear a santa hat..... That's no achievment.

 

Who cares if you can have 520M, if you have no friends, as well as no reason to play Runescape?

- Eating sharks in one bite.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Going to a bank and shouting 'BANK SALE!!!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Cooking lobsters in one second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Flying carpets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

etc...

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Barrows items: 55 (not counting the meds)

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There are too flying carpets!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Runs away to Magical Dreamland* :shock: :?

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Isn't there a topic about this already? :-s But what the hell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking around with a mid-evil flail, whaling your friends with it. :)

 

 

 

Dude, it's not mid-evil, it's medieval!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I really don't think that in real life you can carry 997kg in your backpack...

Losers...

Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?

Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious.

storing all these perishable foods in the bank, and coming back and eating them 1 month later...........and having them heal you!

Since i was a school i didnt give all 10 of my things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Dragons

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Carrying 28 items (Most of them bigger than you)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. prayer (Saradomin never answers my prayers :XD: been asking for 300mill since i first started rs)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Being able to cut a diamond with just a chisel (one of my favorites!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Eating a Shark 1 bite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Catching a shark let alone tons of them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Casting Spells/magic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Being able to Be hit with a Big a** axe and not die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Teleporting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Get ready for this one!....Runescape in general FTW!

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You can't hold that sword. You're Attack level isn't high enough.

 

 

 

"I just wanna hold it..."

 

 

 

Too bad.

 

 

 

"But-"

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry, you can't chop a tre down with this shiny blue axe, you haven't chopped down enough trees.

Lmao. Following someone who looks rich and asking them for free stuff, and when he doesn't give you any, call him a noob and get killed by a highwayman.
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Following someone who looks rich and asking them for free stuff, and when he doesn't give you any, call him a noob and get killed by a highwayman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being perfectly agile in ful armor.

 

 

 

The most poweful person is not named Zezima.

 

 

 

Dragon is not a real metal.

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no 1 mentioned this except me on my last post i think...no bathrooms/toilets to be seen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:notalk: eating fish but swallowing the bones too?

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