...What would your friends/family/whoever think happened?

 

 

 

1. I killed the neo-nazi leader in a knife/gun fight

 

 

 

2. I was shot by the KKK after pissing them off

 

 

 

3. I discovered the cure to some genetic disorder

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try to make them as "realistic" as possible, even though under the circumstances it may be tempting to put something like: I became THE gangsta/pimp/whatever of NY.

Most likely my name, if on the front page of the paper, would be in a by-line.

You say make them realistic, yet you list three very unrealistic examples. Seriously, "discovering a cure for a genetic disorder"?

Murder

 

 

 

Busted for running a criminal organization

 

 

 

Busted for some illegal stuff relating to computing (warez / piracys / etc)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm right positive aint i.

They'd probably think I won some science award or something. My brain is like 90% left sided lol.

I don't care about having my name on a front page. I'd rather have something like "By the time you finish reading this headline, you have wasted 9 seconds of your life on nothing", and below is an ordinary article about world economy. Confusing people is great.

Murder

 

 

 

Suicide

 

 

 

Leading my own cult

Oh, yes, I have it all planned out already:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Earth Succumbs To God Emperor

 

 

 

Australia to become giant throne room

Jack The Ripper is on the loose! Oh wait, that's just AshKaYu!

Its not so much what you think, but what your friends would think. I asked a few of them that question and the most common answer I got was killing some high-profile guy. When I say realistic, at least ask your friends or try to think what they'd say. The response is interesting :shock:

Village idiot reaches city

 

 

 

Skittle swarm source saught

 

 

 

All your face are ugly to Bubs

Guitar ledgend dies after choking on a pick.

 

 

 

Fencing champion found dead on his own sword.

 

 

 

Wadu Ryu European Champion mugged and fatally wounded by Granny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meh. I can dream. Either way, I want my death to be ironic/ silly.

The internet plus one, or Internet two, Created

 

 

 

The Second World war Two Started.

 

 

 

E Coli found by Vashinred to prove Vegans are stupid.

Seizure inducing game released by madman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Surveys show that the game "Seizure Dude" actually induces seizures to anyone who plays for more than 5 seconds.

 

 

 

This game was created and released by a freelancer only known as "Cadburys". No one knows of where his funding or programming skills came from, or why big name shops decided to sell this game.

 

 

 

A manager from Game told use that "He wouldn't leave them alone and flung about a flaming axe with poison and snakes on it around them until they began distrubution", after which statement, the manager proceeded to have a seizure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This game has already been banned in 12 countries and 43 states of the America. It is not known how long it will take until every owner of this game will burn the copy, some predict it will happen when they go an hour without having a seizure.

Southampton manager James Harris, today beat Wycombe in the final game of the 2026/27 Premiership season, confirming Southamptons 8th Premier League title in a row under the management of James Harris.

Silly Nanny On The Loose

 

 

 

Speedofsound, faster then we thought?

 

 

 

Radical Dictator Demands Oranges?

First Nobel Peace Prize Given For "Awesomeness"

First woman to ever qualify for the F1 Championships.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a slim chance of it being true but I can drive now and I'm only 13 8-)

just so you know, pretty much none of the replies have been "realistic," per se. but heck, whats the fun in realism?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

man uses logic to win the lottery (i don't plan on buying lottery tickets in the future though)

 

 

 

man discovers that pluto in fact does not exist at all

 

 

 

rap abolished, details as to how and why on b11

Ha...I already made the front page of my local newspaper.

1) I helped build the coolest building ever

 

 

 

2) I made a mistake and a building came down

 

 

 

3) I died in a car crash, leaving a wife and 3 kids

1. First Nebraskan to make it to the Olympics in the mile

 

 

 

2. Held 23 hostages, exucuted them all in murder suicide because of overpriced donuts

 

 

 

3. First human being to have complete lack of original thought

Being the greatest man ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

\ I R MADE WITH GOLD.

nobel peace prize for disproving evolution and the big bang theories. it wont be too difficult. I look forward to you seeing my name in the paper.

3. First human being to have complete lack of original thought

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not much chance of that one happening I fear.