Fadfdfd Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 WHAT DO YOU GET?! Weapons: Meh, Gotta love the Machine Gun and Flamethrower :wink: Defence: We're going to go Hardcore on this one :D Hiding Place: Underwater (PS: I have gills) Technique: Pr..ess..Thuhhh..Trig..trig...er... Theme Song: Make A Sound - Autopilot Off (Because It's my favorite song right now, and it is about drowning and not making a sound) :anxious: :pray: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hyde1218 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 What happens when you have to refuel?try to find an uninfested gas station, get gas, rinse and repeat. if there is no clean gas station by the time fuel runs out, i would have approximately 3 minutes to think of something to do. proud quest cape ownerhere's my first post on the TIF (scroll to the bottom)feel free to pm me, but do make sure that i know you're a Tip.It user (in other words, give me a HYT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: machete Defence: police riot gear Hiding Place: (this is a 300 year old fort created to hold out the french, yes its in the water) Technique: evade everyone, kill anything/anyone trying to get onto the fort Theme Song: Grandaddy - A.M. 180 www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 What happens when you have to refuel?try to find an uninfested gas station, get gas, rinse and repeat. if there is no clean gas station by the time fuel runs out, i would have approximately 3 minutes to think of something to do. This coming from a guy with a crazy hobo in his avatar... :lol: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp4de Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: The Internet Defence: Same as above Hiding place: IN MY DOCUMENTS Technique: Eating up all their megahurtz. Theme Song: Face of my innocence - Arsis ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï(ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâú_o)/ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: An Axe - I would keep it hanging off my belt when not in use All my kitchen knives for throwing - I would have my messenger bag to keep them in. a bag of shaker - with all the wounds the zombies have, ouch! one of those sharp fire kindling things - keep in messenger bag also Defence: A metal plate placed inside messenger bag Shin Guards Leather Jacket Converse (Hard plastic tip ftw! :XD: ) Hiding Place: Home Depot or Lowes -I would make a base with sharp shards of metal on the ground in front of the entrance, along with broken glass. Technique: RGMSIISD Run/drive over to Dick's Sporting goods, grab all hunting knives, shin guards, any other protective,freeley moving armor. And also stock up on sports drinks/energy bars. Go to Lowes which is a couple stores south. Grab all knives I can find, some glass to break, some bags of salt, and anything I could make use of. Make a small entrance so zombies could only get in 1 at a time along with a one way exit. Stand back and wait, throw knives once they get in 20 feet of me. If they get near me, stab them, hack at them or slash at them. If wounds on zombie are present try to throw salt into them. Stab zombie repeadeatly after killing and pour salt into stab wounds, to make sure. Drink sports drinks and eat energy bars when I get tired. I would have probobly brought more food also. Sound Track: :-w Shock and Terror - Cky 96 Quite Bitter Beings - Cky Escape From Hellview - Cky Hammer to Fall - Queen Headlong - Queen Flash - Queen Anouther One Bites the Dust - Queen Break on Through - The Doors Thriller \ - Micheal Jackson Beat it - Micheal Jackson Misconstruction - Apocalyptica Rebel Yell - Billy Idol Don't Stop Believing - Journey 99 Red Baloons (German version) - Nena (Maybe the Zombies will spare me and let me kill them easily for my love of 80's?) Hmmm... I believe I'm pretty much ready for a zombie invasion BRING IT ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I think the law is if you play Thriller, they'll stop attacking you and just dance Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I think the law is if you play Thriller, they'll stop attacking you and just dance \ Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: Ak-47, Ninja Sword, Desert Eagle, Land Mines, Grenades (smoke and frag), Combat Knife, Sniper Defence: Chain Mail Armour Hiding Place: My Roof Technique: kill them the coolest way possible Theme Song: Numb-Linkin Park You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 the mini text is.. Note to Sp4de or other /b/ers, this was not stolen from /b/. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auberean Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 There must be Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background. A mind not to be changed by place or time.The mind is its own place, and in itselfCan make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: Katana, throwing stars, bow and arrow, two hand pistols Defence: Bleach Soul Reaper clothing! Hiding Place: Right in front of them Technique: DESTROY with weapons and alternate between them all Theme Song: Bleach theme song (Asterisk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Haha, Shawn of the Dead is on right now on Comedy Central :lol: Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Defence:A Batman outfit LOL :lol: :shock: . That serriously just made me crack up. I have no reason why either. Maybe its just the image of some kid dressed up as batman throwing salt on zombies... :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeyemange Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: Army of attack dogs, flamethrower, any automatic weapon with bayonet attachment. Defence: Castle battlements with 360 degree rotatable machine gun fire, boiling lava catupults. Hiding Place: See above. Technique: Last until backup arives. Long range, I would use the catupluts, I hear that zombies are scared of fire. Once they reach a closer range, I would send out the dogs, giving covering fire with the turrets. If they get past that, I would use the flamethrower in one hand and the automatic weapon in the other. Theme Songs: Matchbook Romance-Monsters Lupe Fiasco (Feat. Jonah)-The Instrumental Less then Jake-A still life Franchise Fall out boy-Dance, Dance Anything by THE Ohio State univerisity marching band. Indeed I think about this one a lot... The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat. "How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: Real simple, an undertaker a duck and forty seven pizzas. Defence: The army. Hiding Place: Under the sea (music to me) Technique: give them pizza then when there not looking have the undertaker bury them and the duck.. i duno. distract them? Theme Song: Barney, or hells bells, not much difference =p Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeyemange Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I think the law is if you play Thriller, they'll stop attacking you and just dance \ Exactly. Sigged! The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat. "How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Hmm this is fun, I'll try a few more. Weapons: Dance moves Defence: Thriller Hiding Place: A generic dark street outside of a movie theater Technique: Follow this as a guidebook, erm.. video Theme Song: Thriller! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Weapons: Dick Cheney with a Rifle :-w Defence: From the zombies, or Dick Cheney? Hiding Place: a generic pick-up truck from most monster movies Technique: Tell Dick to aim for the quails Theme Song: We Didn't Start The Fire - Billie Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimp Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 When zombies attack: Weapons: Hugs.... The most feared wepon on earth.... Even more feared then stupidity :o Defence: More hugs.... They make EVERYTHING better Hiding Place: Hugsville.... Happiest place on earth. Technique: Hugging.... Fear the power of huggles!!!! Theme Song: The Huggle Boys go out for dinner ^,^ When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.Thats why sea water tastes funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 :ohnoes: Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 :ohnoes: Quick Micheal! Start singing and dancing!! :pray: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeyemange Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Second plan... Weapons: Neon and spot lights and everything bright, world's largest foghorn. Dagger. Defence: Tinted shield, can't hurt my eyes! Hiding Place: Valcano Technique: Zombies are morons. Therefore, I will lead them up a valcano, using the foghorn. I will cross the bridge, then cut it with the dagger. Then, using the lights, I will blind them, so they cannot see where they are going. They will blindly fall into the pit of boiling lava. Theme Song: Manfred Mann's Earth Band. "Blinded by the Light" :lol: The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat. "How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 :ohnoes: Quick Micheal! Start singing and dancing!! :pray: :lol: reminds me of apinagez. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 It's his brother from Bolivia, so he told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOV Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Weapons: My primary weapon would be an M1-Garand. Used throughout World War II, the Korean War and Vietnam it is one of the most reliable firearms ever created. General George S. Patton is quoted as saying the M1-Garand is "the greatest implement of battle ever devised." The key to survival is avoidance. With a rifle as my primary weapon I am able to defend myself without having to approach a zombie. If I am forced to fight a close quarters battle, I want simple, reliable weapons. Therefore, I've chosen the Colt Single Action Army [Peacemaker] as my backup firearm and a USMC-grade KA-Bar combat knife. The blade is not serrated, I do not want it getting stuck inside a zombie's skull. Defense: Once I've got my weapons, ammo, and water I'm headed towards the nearest motorcycle dealership. There are two reasons for this; armour and transportation. First I'll be looking for a mid-weight touring bike. This will be much more effective than any four-wheeled vehicle. Once the zombie outbreak is at hand people will flee, roads will become jammed and car accidents will occur. A motorcycle will allow me to travel great distances without having to worry about fuel [which I can syphon from parked cars] or blocked roads. Noise is the one drawback but I will not be taking it anywhere near urban areas. Since I'll be riding I will need protection. Lucky for me, most motorcycle shops sell jackets, pants, and helmets. The jackets and pants are made of leather or demin and are all kevlar-reinforced. They are designed to protect you in the event of a high-speed crash and they are more than able to withstand several bites. Hiding Place: I will not be hiding. When it comes to zombies the rules are simple; you stay in one place, you die. I will be travelling non-stop, avoiding urban areas unless I need to replenish my food/fuel/ammo supplies. Technique: Avoidance. Stay away from highly-populated areas as they have become full of zombies. Do not engage zombies in contact unless completely necessary. Theme Song: "Golden Years" by David Bowie. For the record, if these are fast/smart zombies like the ones in "28 days later" or the "Dawn of the Dead" remake there is no way any civilians would make it through a global outbreak. :ohnoes: I know the price. I pay it gladly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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