Zombie killing tactics? ;)

[cadburys_egg]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let's paint a picture here; you've been told there's a zombie invasion in around an hour. You seriously believe the drunken hobo and decide to arm yourself with your weapons, defence and your boom box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT DO YOU GET?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• Weapons:
   
   
   
  Defence:
   
   
   
  Hiding Place:
   
   
   
  Technique:
   
   
   
  Theme Song:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: Golf clubs. Preferably older non-hollow ones.

 

 

 

Defence: Slab of metal with make-shift handle.

 

 

 

Hiding Place: Gardening center. Pitch forks [bleep]es are spiiikey.

 

 

 

Technique: Bash and slash.

 

 

 

Theme Song: Southern Cross/Northern Lights - 403.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go nuts.

 

 

 

Note to Sp4de or other /b/ers, this was not stolen from /b/. :P

[Screech1992]

Lol so if i get you right, you wanna know what i'd do if zombies were coming? ok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: my dads' axe

 

 

 

Defence: another axe :P

 

 

 

Hiding Place: farmfields, so i can run around chopping zombies :D

 

 

 

Technique: chopchopchopchop

 

 

 

Theme Song: Super Mario? :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: ey what movie was that picture from again? :? Looks familiar

[Kiriyama]

Weapons: Shotgun, kantana, overlarge sword, bad puns and Baseball bat

 

 

 

Defence: Huge Knife

 

 

 

Hiding Place: I'll stay in the open

 

 

 

Technique: Shot, slice and dice, stab and hit heads off

 

 

 

Theme Song: Mosh by Eminem.

[Nadril]

Weapons: Shotgun. An axe or something big and sharp to swing. Small arms pistol as well with plenty of ammo.

 

 

 

Defence: A tree house... with titanium plating? :shock:

 

 

 

Hiding Place: A tree house :lol: . Zombies can't climb trees!

 

 

 

Technique: Hide in the tree house, shoot zombies.

 

 

 

Theme Song: Moonsorrow - Haaska XD. [Viking folk metal... but eh, Vikings / zombies, who's counting?]

[Anesthesia]

Hah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: crowbar, sledge hammer, catchphrases

 

 

 

Defence: tree-sized woodchipper to push them into

 

 

 

Hiding place: shopping mall - outdoor equipment shop (plenty of ice axes to hand)

 

 

 

Technique: stab with the end of the crowbar, like in Rockstar's Manhunt

 

 

 

Music: Send More Paramedics - Zombic Sweetheart (music by zombies, about zombies)

[Lionheart_0]

Weapons:A very large sword, about two long daggers on my belt, some random board with nail that I will probably find.

 

 

 

Defense: My best defense is my offense.

 

 

 

Hiding Place:A very large mall.

 

 

 

Technique:I lock all the doors, and hope that any other things i can get to barricade me works, if not, i await the onslaught in the largest space in the mall.

 

 

 

Theme Song: If the fighting begins, it will be One winged angel (Advent children style).

[Necromagus]

Trying to go by what I actually have available to me in my surroundings...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: Shortsword, crowbar, handmade torch

 

 

 

Defence: There's an old dirtbike in the shed that still runs, I'd just grab as much fuel as I can and hightail it out of there.

 

 

 

Hiding Place: As far away from the civilized world as my bike will take me.

 

 

 

Technique: Slash and burn I guess, and aim for the heads, although I'd try to stay in hiding for as long as possible.

 

 

 

Theme Song: Children of Bodom - Follow the Reaper ("Death be not proud...")

[BlueLancer]

Weapon: Highly luminating contact lenses. The zombies can't stand daylight, and I'll be cooler than Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the zombies; I'll be killing them just by looking at them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technique: Look at everybody, if they dare to look at you, they die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No need for defense or hiding places. Play the orchestrated version of Super Mario in the background with screaming, burning zombies falling to ashes and catch it on tape.

[runemetsa]

weapons: hatchet

 

 

 

defence: A masterplan - I have a really authentic zombie/witch/undead mask, so I would propably use that for disguise

 

 

 

hiding place: Where the other (armed) survivors are, or my granmas farm in the middle of nowhere.

 

 

 

technique: Try to blend in with zombies. If that won't work, I would somehow try to get to my granmas farm, which has loads of rifles and shotguns and basement rooms to hide in.

 

 

 

theme song: Wagner - ride of the valkyries I would choose the more impressive one song which is usually played in all super-dramatic infernal document films ect. But I can't rember that song's name...

[runesmithie]

Weapons: Shotgun, then an assortment of weapons

 

 

 

Defence: See if the rest of the world is FUBAR'd by listening to radio/whatnot and if so, head to the nearest gun store

 

 

 

Hiding Place: Roof of a gun store (preferably only accessible by a retractable ladder or some other means of transport a zombie can't get up) (Preferably with the ammunition brought up to the roof also)

 

 

 

Technique: Blow their heads off, possibly set on fire depending if the owner of the store has any special cache ;)

 

 

 

Theme Song: Innagaddadavida - Iron Butterfly punctuated by guns firing :)

[gunker1991]

If I remember my books correctly,zombies can't stand salt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons:One Truckload of salt

 

 

 

Defence:A Batman outfit

 

 

 

Hiding Place:Below the desk

 

 

 

Technique:Throw salt at them

 

 

 

Theme Song:

 

 

 

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

[darkmage099]

Weapons:

 

 

 

Defence: a steel white box with the gun sticking out

 

 

 

Hiding Place: In the antarctic wilderness. Hence, the white box.

 

 

 

Technique: Shoot everything that moves and that does not resemble a penguin

 

 

 

Theme Song: Hit be baby one more time

[gunker1991]

Technique: Shoot everything that moves and that does not resemble a penguin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Made me laugh Irl. :lol:

[One Too Far]

who said they are agresive i just try to give em some patch of desert (they are dead they hate fluid fluid makes stuf rot)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if the above thing do's not work this-

 

 

 

Weapons: hot thee with red coloring

 

 

 

Defence: a zombie disguise

 

 

 

Hiding Place: im with them

 

 

 

Technique: they dead eh? now i put em ful with fluid and they rot =p

 

 

 

Theme Song: evil deeds -eminem

[Star.]

Weapons: Rocket launcher

 

 

 

Defence: Anti-baterial spray

 

 

 

Hiding Place: The Taj Mahal

 

 

 

Technique: Blowing up everything that moves and making them clean with the spray

 

 

 

Theme Song: Pokemon theme tune

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that's effective.

[Ape]

I think you've been playing too much Dead Rising. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: Gatlin Gun

 

 

 

Defence: Mr. T

 

 

 

Hiding Place: Behind Mr. T

 

 

 

Technique:Throw Mr. T at them and then dive out with a spray of Gatlin. xD

 

 

 

Theme Song: Benny Hill theme tune. xD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Mitch

[Militaris]

A hour is not much time to get prepared.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: I would raid our gun safe. In there I would have around 500 shotgun shells, mostly are just bird shot though. There are few dozen rounds for 22 and 306 in there. I do not believe that shotguns would be that good of a weapon, I need accuracy and range. I doubt I would be able to get any semi-automatic weapons.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would also try and contact and warn as many people as possible. I would try and get as much ammo, weapons and other gear collected as possible. I would then drive to the nearest shop and stock up on bottled water, food and batteries. I would like to be able to last at-least 3 months before leaving the hiding place for more supplies. Having a supply of 'light' for night would also be important.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For defence and hiding place, I would need to remain above and out of reach of the zombies at all times. Being in close contact would bring to much risk of being infected. I doubt anyone out in the open would last more then a few minutes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is hard to decide on my hiding spot. It has to be easy to defend. I would probably choose the upstairs portion of my house. I would gather all of the supplies and helpers upstairs. Before destroy the stairs preventing the zombies from reaching us. The main flaw with my house is that it is built out of wood. I doubt I would have much time to organize anything more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Body amour would be great, but I can not think of anything which would be easily and quickly accessible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My technique would be one of survival and 'withering the storm'. I would kill any zombies which would pose a direct threat to the house. I doubt I would have the firepower to do any serious damage. The long term goal would be to try and make contact and join other survivors and probably construct a defended compound.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I suck with regards to music so can not think of any theme songs.

[Bludragon124]

Weapons: an angry space cat wrapped in tinfoil.

 

 

 

Defence: a colander on my head.

 

 

 

Hiding Place: a crawlspace.

 

 

 

Technique: ram into people with the colander, and make them be mauled my my angry kitty.

 

 

 

Theme Song: Rage against the Machine: Bombtrack.

[jak722]

Weapons:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My switchblade and a stick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Defence:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Layers upon layers upon layers upon layers of clothes.

 

 

 

A barricade.

 

 

 

Molotov firebombs if I can find enough flamable stuff on campus... Lots of beer but they're all watered down... :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hiding Place:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The tallest tower on campus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technique:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shove, bash, run away and repeat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theme Song:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapon of Choice - fatboy slim

[joecool280]

Weapons: Insults, the hobo who started this, a kitchen knife

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Defence: Bedcovers, my door barricaded with a chair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hiding Place: My bed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technique: Id hold the hobo hostage with the knife reasoning he must be some kind of half zombie half human mutant that the government had been testing on and hope the zombies dont touch one of there own, walking slowly through the zombies, out the front door, down the street and out the country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theme Song: Die Another Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Oh, in an hour!?! Id never be able to get all the below stuff in that time! Take your pic which version you prefer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: Being realistic: My xbox or mointor Unrealistic: Twin Uzis with a rocket launcher strapped to my back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Defence: In a cul-de-sac so the streets cars at the entrance grove street style, ie end to end. Also as much tnt, bombs and explosives as I can fit in my house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hiding Place: My room

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technique: push the monitors out the window onto zombies below. Detonate explosives in the foundations of houses so all the buildings collapse on the zombies. Load up rocket launcher and turn my street (and all undead parasectic lifeforms below) into something that resembles the moon. Then spray any surviors with Uzi fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theme Song: The sound of music (Id imagine the zombie to be maria)

[Lionheart_0]

A game should be made where you basically do all this, chose your weapon, and pick your setting, and allow to customize your area for about 30 seconds before attack. Then the zombies just keep coming.

[Mr_Hyde1218]

before i get my technique out, i wanna say two things:

 

 

 

correct term is /b/*correct term was edited out by filters*

 

 

 

picture is from the movie "Shaun of the Dead"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: armored car and a plethora of one-liners (e.g.- "it'll be hard for you to get ahead in life" *said after hitting the head off a zombie with the car somehow)

 

 

 

Defence: the armored car and fire. preferably an armored car with an attached flamethrower. with said flamethrower being operated by the smallest and best flamethrowereer in the world

 

 

 

Hiding Place: wherever my tank of gas will take me

 

 

 

Technique: smile while i drive, sad/mad driving is no fun and bad for you

 

 

 

Theme Song: whatever the car stereo can play, but i'll start off with "Powdered Milk Man" by The Aquabats

[Necromagus]

Heh, glad I'm not the only one who picked the "Sod this, I'm getting out of here!" tactic :-w

[joecool280]

What happens when you have to refuel?

[ThurinEthir]

Weapons: Rubber Chickens

 

 

 

Defence: Lampshades for armor, a plastic wall outside our hiding place

 

 

 

Hiding Place: My neighbor's house

 

 

 

Technique: Run as fast as you can...The other way...

 

 

 

Theme Song: Beethoven's Ninth Symphony