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Wait a minute!They are zombies!They look for brain..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We can all dress up as Paris Hilton! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh gosh, you win the post of the year award.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

\' Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would like to thank..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton for being stupid ::'

 

 

 

My parents for making me (Gj dad :thumbsup: )

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omg pwnage topic =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

okay here it goes:

 

 

 

Weapons:duel magnums with infinite ammo(:wink: *wink wink*)

 

 

 

Defence: kevlar lines cloths and a metal helmet(as in army)

 

 

 

Hiding Place: no hiding place..i fight like a man

 

 

 

Technique:uh...shoot them...

 

 

 

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Weapons:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My primary weapon would be an M1-Garand. Used throughout World War II, the Korean War and Vietnam it is one of the most reliable firearms ever created. General George S. Patton is quoted as saying the M1-Garand is "the greatest implement of battle ever devised."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The key to survival is avoidance. With a rifle as my primary weapon I am able to defend myself without having to approach a zombie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I am forced to fight a close quarters battle, I want simple, reliable weapons. Therefore, I've chosen the Colt Single Action Army [Peacemaker] as my backup firearm and a USMC-grade KA-Bar combat knife. The blade is not serrated, I do not want it getting stuck inside a zombie's skull.

 

 

 

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Defense:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once I've got my weapons, ammo, and water I'm headed towards the nearest motorcycle dealership. There are two reasons for this; armour and transportation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First I'll be looking for a mid-weight touring bike. This will be much more effective than any four-wheeled vehicle. Once the zombie outbreak is at hand people will flee, roads will become jammed and car accidents will occur. A motorcycle will allow me to travel great distances without having to worry about fuel [which I can syphon from parked cars] or blocked roads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noise is the one drawback but I will not be taking it anywhere near urban areas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Since I'll be riding I will need protection. Lucky for me, most motorcycle shops sell jackets, pants, and helmets. The jackets and pants are made of leather or demin and are all kevlar-reinforced. They are designed to protect you in the event of a high-speed crash and they are more than able to withstand several bites.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hiding Place:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I will not be hiding. When it comes to zombies the rules are simple; you stay in one place, you die. I will be travelling non-stop, avoiding urban areas unless I need to replenish my food/fuel/ammo supplies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technique:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Avoidance. Stay away from highly-populated areas as they have become full of zombies. Do not engage zombies in contact unless completely necessary.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theme Song:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Golden Years" by David Bowie.

 

 

 

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For the record, if these are fast/smart zombies like the ones in "28 days later" or the "Dawn of the Dead" remake there is no way any civilians would make it through a global outbreak. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You remind of Duke Nukem :o ; assualt rifle, knives n' handguns, leather jacket, motorcycle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways heres mine:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons, Double Katanas, snipe rifle, p-60

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Defence:Riot police gear with shield and helm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hiding Spot: Pillbox (so I can use my sniper rifle effectivly) or Bunker ( more space)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Music: Slam by Pendulum

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Half of you guys would be dead in a couple of minutes, many would still be running around trying to get/find their stuff when the holocaust start. The other half would have a chance to last at least a few hours, especially if luck is on their side.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is not a matter of it, but when. A zombie holocaust would occur one day. I feel everyone should at least have 1 firearm with a supply of ammo in their house. A full armed society could quite easily survive relatively intact. The biggest threat are the anti-gun campaigners, and gun control laws. Such laws would mean there is little chance to stop the plague once it is underway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone without a firearm would also quite quickly be added to the ranks of the zombies. I say, anti-gun campaigners are a danger to the future of humanity and should be shot.

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Weapons: my .22, my dad's shotgun, my grandpa's thompson (from WWII)... a knife, pipe bombs, any other weapon a can fashion in under an hour.

 

 

 

Defence: i'll throw my mother out for them to eat... that'll distract them for a litle while... i'll make a shield out of the metal in my garage just in case

 

 

 

Hiding Place: on the roof of a friends two story house. all entrances to be barricaded

 

 

 

Technique: shoot til i need to reload, throw a bomb, reload, repeat til out of ammo or til there aren't anymore zombies

 

 

 

Theme Song: Show Me What You Got - Jay Z

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Weapons: A nice handgun, some grenades, a shortsword, and a sniper rifle.

 

 

 

Defence: Some good ole body armor.

 

 

 

Hiding Place: On top of a tall building to pick off zombies with the rifle.

 

 

 

Technique: Kick some zombie butt and don't get eaten.

 

 

 

Theme Song: Five Minutes Alone- Pantera

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Some people don't really seem to understand we lack storage room for that many weapons. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: Knives and bats, until I invade the guns store.

 

 

 

Defence: Clothes clothes clothes and some SUV.

 

 

 

Hiding place: The top floor of my building.

 

 

 

Technique: Run past them zombies (preferrably ram over them on a huge car), rob some weaponry and ammunition. After that, get to the rooftop of my building and wait for them to come. Shoot them in their eyes when their ugly heads pop up from the staircase door. :twisted:

 

 

 

Theme Song: Pink Floyd - Run like hell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love that movie, Cad. <3

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Super soaker filled with holy water > *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Owned kthx.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

isnt that vampires and demons that get affected by holy water?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

weapons: a handgun of some sort with lots of extra magazines

 

 

 

defence: my car... and seeming as i livei nthe countryside it should be easy to get away as i know these roads perfectly.

 

 

 

hiding place: umm probs my car but get somewhere remote as quick as possible.

 

 

 

technique: hit them with the car, and if not shot to the brain... with multiple shots, i'm a pathetic aim.

 

 

 

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Super soaker filled with holy water > *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Owned kthx.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

isnt that vampires and demons that get affected by holy water?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This zombie came up to me on the way home a couple of days ago. He was asking for my brain so I ran to the nearest church and got some holy water. I went back for him and saw him annoying this old lady. I threw the water at him and he evaporated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So yeah, zombies get affected by holy water too. I'm guessing it works for any undead creatures.

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Weapons: 30 pound weights(maybe), Butcher knive, Bombs :shock:.

 

 

 

Defence: Middle age armour.

 

 

 

Hiding Place: White house

 

 

 

Technique: Spin like a mad man

 

 

 

Theme Song: Mad world.

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Weapons: 2 small pistols of any sort that uses a cartridge of 7 bullets and a pouch of about 15 throwing knives

 

 

 

Defence: my VCR

 

 

 

Hiding Place: a supermarker (duh)

 

 

 

Technique: at close range throw knives at the zombies' heads. if they get to close lock n' load

 

 

 

Theme Song: ummmm :? :| idk maybe a rock song

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for me-

 

 

 

Weapons: A Silenced Sniper, couple of pistols and a couple of uzis. an AK. Also a gladius lol

 

 

 

Defence: roman shield and armour. Coz thats how thugs roll.

 

 

 

Hiding Place: The most intact castle i can find in Britain (H) I'd nick some seeds and food on the way there so we can grow some food once we get there

 

 

 

Technique: chill in my castle with some home boys, blunts, brews and women

 

 

 

Theme Song: Where the hood at? - DMX

 

 

 

Hit Em Up - 2pac ft Outlawz

 

 

 

Next Episode - Dr Dre ft Snoop for chillin and ridin to our castle lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Dunno how long we'd last lol.

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New one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weapons: My moms high-heals, they heart like hell when you get kicked by them seriousley =|

 

 

 

Defence: michael jackson costume (They would run like babies!!!!! XD)

 

 

 

Hiding Place: errrrrrrm? My room X-0

 

 

 

Technique: Moon Walk? duh.......

 

 

 

Theme Song: Kung-foo-fighting - or barbie girl -or numa numa.

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Weapons: My big mouth, my big head, and something really weird. Like a flower pot. And the zombies would be all, Lol, what a noob, and I'd be all Guess again! And whip out my last weapon: A molotov cocktail with a match ta go! (I smoke my cigarette with Style!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Defence: Yellow tape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hiding Place: One of those castles in Europe y'can buy really cheap, but have to promise to renovate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technique: Flailing, man!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Theme Song: DANGER ZONE BY KENNY LOGGINS. Actually no. It'd be... something fast paced. Mouth For War by Pantera, or like, Aces High by Iron Maiden. OR, Warrior by Helloween!

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