Brey555 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Ok, it's simple, post all of your burns/jokes that are Runescape related in here! I have a few I made up myself.... If being an idiot was a new skill you would have 99 in it already! Calling ME a noob? even my pure has a better total level than your main! Now post yours :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I came up with a joke awhile back that went like this: How many Drunken Dwarf randoms does it take to change a lightbulb? 11. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 10 to drink until the room spins. the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50 1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n4h Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Why did the Evil Chicken cross the street? To kill the player on the other side. I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch_Tyrant Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50 1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before. I like this one haha But i heard one a while back when i was a f2p buying ess... "Ess is 'ess'ential for wizards" Lame i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthewlock Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50 1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before. 50? More like 50000! :P Siggie needs work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinner Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i made one a bit ago... how many jmods does it take to change a light bulb? 1... how many pmods does it take to change a light bulb? to many to count.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 2 Noobs are walking in Lumbridge. Noob 1: Look! Lumby Forest! Noob 2: Can't see them... The trees are in my way. How many noobs you need to turn in a light bulb? None, their are no light bulbs in Runescape! (Stupid "Idea"-Emote). That's all for now folks. "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warned Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 It's green and if it ends up in your eye you die? A green dragon The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wachtwoord Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I came up with a joke awhile back that went like this: How many Drunken Dwarf randoms does it take to change a lightbulb? 11. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 10 to drink until the room spins. :lol: , very funny! (Can't think of any, bad at making joke :() When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwreeTak Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 How many beg-noobs can you trick to die at the same time? Answer: 1, Or otherwise they will be to busy to beg from each other. Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunker1991 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50 1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before. Siggied XD! How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meb Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 It's green and if it ends up in your eye you die? A green dragon Hehe :lol: Retired 2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompey_spud Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 no offence guys, but these are pretty much awful jokes... heres 2 non rs related ones i heard a while ago though.. whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! whats white and can't climb trees? a fridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 no offence guys, but these are pretty much awful jokes... heres 2 non rs related ones i heard a while ago though.. whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! whats white and can't climb trees? a fridge! Someone's really lacking imagination. Those aren't funny. Although Jesse's lightbulb joke pwnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenarox Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why did the Evil Chicken cross the street? To kill the player on the other side. N4h the evil chicken uses magic attacks, therefore it doesnt need to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Shouldn't this be in the sticky? :-k It wouldn't probably be funny I'd have better luck if the joke was in the sticky. How many nature runes does it take to get 67 runecrafting? 133 miles an hour. Yeah I know not funny, there is a sticky about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Q: How many noobs does it take to cook bread? A: None. They buy it on eBay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhosseins Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 WHat do you get when you cross a builder and a person wearing black Gothfix (rubbish I know) noob:need hot gfme this is not a dating sevice its a game noob:but thats the only reson i play this gamethen is suggest you use a dating service but i cant im only 7 #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razzzzzza Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Q.How long will it take Jagex to realize they have a appallingly bad censoring system? A 1**54***321***21* ye*rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Use the sticky for jokes. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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