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Burns/Jokes Runescape Related

Brey555
in Forum Games

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Ok, it's simple, post all of your burns/jokes that are Runescape related in here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a few I made up myself....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If being an idiot was a new skill you would have 99 in it already!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Calling ME a noob? even my pure has a better total level than your main!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now post yours :D

I came up with a joke awhile back that went like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many Drunken Dwarf randoms does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 10 to drink until the room spins.

the russians are the best! Hands down!
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How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

50

 

 

 

1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.

Why did the Evil Chicken cross the street?

 

 

 

To kill the player on the other side.

I'm back.

How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

50

 

 

 

1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like this one haha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But i heard one a while back when i was a f2p buying ess...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Ess is 'ess'ential for wizards"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lame i know.

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How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

50

 

 

 

1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

50? More like 50000! :P

Siggie needs work.

i made one a bit ago...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how many jmods does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

 

1...

 

 

 

how many pmods does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

 

to many to count..

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2 Noobs are walking in Lumbridge.

 

 

 

Noob 1: Look! Lumby Forest!

 

 

 

Noob 2: Can't see them... The trees are in my way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many noobs you need to turn in a light bulb?

 

 

 

None, their are no light bulbs in Runescape! (Stupid "Idea"-Emote).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's all for now folks.

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"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"

[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3]

It's green and if it ends up in your eye you die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A green dragon

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The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I came up with a joke awhile back that went like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many Drunken Dwarf randoms does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 10 to drink until the room spins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: , very funny!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Can't think of any, bad at making joke :()

When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.

All skills 80+

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How many beg-noobs can you trick to die at the same time?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: 1, Or otherwise they will be to busy to beg from each other.

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Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak

How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

50

 

 

 

1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Siggied XD!

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How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50

1 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.

Was signed,Kioh Twan

It's green and if it ends up in your eye you die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A green dragon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hehe :lol:

Retired

2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes

 

Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks.

no offence guys, but these are pretty much awful jokes...

 

 

 

heres 2 non rs related ones i heard a while ago though..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

 

 

a carrot!

 

 

 

whats white and can't climb trees?

 

 

 

a fridge!

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no offence guys, but these are pretty much awful jokes...

 

 

 

heres 2 non rs related ones i heard a while ago though..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

 

 

a carrot!

 

 

 

whats white and can't climb trees?

 

 

 

a fridge!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone's really lacking imagination. Those aren't funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although Jesse's lightbulb joke pwnt <3:

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Why did the Evil Chicken cross the street?

 

 

 

To kill the player on the other side.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

N4h the evil chicken uses magic attacks, therefore it doesnt need to

Shouldn't this be in the sticky? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It wouldn't probably be funny I'd have better luck if the joke was in the sticky.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many nature runes does it take to get 67 runecrafting?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

133 miles an hour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I know not funny, there is a sticky about this. <.<

Q: How many noobs does it take to cook bread?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: None. They buy it on eBay!

  • 2 months later...

WHat do you get when you cross a builder and a person wearing black

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gothfix (rubbish I know)

noob:need hot gf

me this is not a dating sevice its a game

noob:but thats the only reson i play this game

then is suggest you use a dating service

but i cant im only 7 #-o

Q.How long will it take Jagex to realize they have a appallingly bad censoring system?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A 1**54***321***21* ye*rs

Use the sticky for jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

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