December 14, 200619 yr Well, I just had the most wonderful time in the wilderness. A level 71 comes up to me, pure by the looks of it. He talks about his friend who thinks there's a "partyhat store" in the wilderness and asks for my help to kill him with his 2M+ Gp. Of course, I accept. But I don't know yet that they're luring me. So, I get some PKing stuff, lobsters, bind runes, strength potions, etc. His friend is only 56, but I look up his highscores - gasp! 74 mage. I'm getting a but suspicious now... but I still plan on going. His friend insists that I wear my rune - but not just any rune... my beloved rune (G)! That's pretty much the icing on the cake - I see their plan. Well, I bring it anyways, along with better foods, a teleport, and a secret prayer charge. He shows me the honest-to-God 2M, and we head out. We head out to about 19 wilderness, where that teleport thingy is for members. The first guy (we'll call him Melee - 86 str) starts beaning the second guy, who we'll call Mage. But he makes a costly mistake... He runs north instead of south. So, I'm thinking "duh, it's a lure." But I go along with it, throwing some binds at Mage. He runs off with Melee in close pursuit. I stay back, throwing out a bogus story about how someone jumped me, then ran away suddenly. Well, Melee comes back and says that Mage went to the boneyard. We find him there, in 30+ wilderness. It's really funny at this point, since they think they have me fooled, yet, it is really I that is fooling them. NOTE: I am skulled at this time, in rune (G). Thank God it didn't go wrong. Well, I follow the combat between them, when Mage pulls out a fire staff and begans blasting me to kingdom come - were it not for my handy magic protection prayer. They both bind me and fire blast me, but I eventually make it to 20 wilderness, where I teleport away with a "Lamest lurers I've ever seen..." In Lumbridge, Melee PMs me and was all "noob you got lucky..." Basic idea of our conversation follows: Me: I knew it was a lure... Me: So really, I fooled you. Melee: we almost had you! Me: no, you didn't. you never hit higher than 7! (this is truth, thank God for prayer!) Melee: yeah well, if i had more guys you'd be dead Me: nope, you got fooled so bad! Me: the main mistake was running north Me: that made me know it was a lure Melee: you fell for it, you ran with us Me: because i knew, you imbecile! Melee: whatever, i'm not talking to you noob Me: hoorah! *mutually ignored* Well, there you have it. All in all, a fun day. Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D
December 14, 200619 yr And the point of this thread is? well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron.
December 14, 200619 yr LOL nooby lures... Oh btw you can report them for that 128+ Combat \\ 1900+ Total Level \\ 85M+ EXP5,999th To 99 Woodcutting Achieved June 27, 200766,931st To 99 Strength Achieved January 23rd, 2009Draconic Visage: 1+ \\ DK Drops: 169+ \\ GWD Drops: 74+
December 14, 200619 yr And the point of this thread is? How he not only wasted his time, but the time of 2 other peoples too! :-w
December 14, 200619 yr Author And the point of this thread is? I thought it was a very funny story. And since I beat a lurer, nobody should be getting lured. You just have to pay close attention to their skills/mannerisms/requests/etc. But you didn't have to reply if you thought it was pointless. :) I wish I had gotten video... LOL nooby lures... Oh btw you can report them for that I didn't know you could report them. I would have... item scamming, I assume? Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D
December 14, 200619 yr Author And the point of this thread is? How he not only wasted his time, but the time of 2 other peoples too! :-w I waste all my RuneScape time on a regular basis. Almost losing most of my wealth is much more fun to me than skilling. Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D
December 14, 200619 yr Hahah, sweet. I love following lures.. Just to prove them wrong and stuff. It's great, or actually getting them killed :) More Tip.it Friends Needed! Feel Free To Add Me\m/ Tip.it's Biggest Metalhead.
December 14, 200619 yr And the point of this thread is? How he not only wasted his time, but the time of 2 other peoples too! :-w I waste all my RuneScape time on a regular basis. Almost losing most of my wealth is much more fun to me than skilling. I know what you mean, the past 2 years I've spent in Ice Giants at level 45 wildy with full zamorak, just training combat \ And don't report them... Its just an alternative way of getting money... IMO its lame that you can virtually report people for anything. RuneScape becomes a game infested with rats, not rats as in vermin, but the rats that rat out on you.
December 14, 200619 yr wow ur smart so there's this thread in p2p general called "the most annoying things ppl do on runescape" i am tempted to post "ya wen im cybering with a girl and they log off for no reason"
December 14, 200619 yr wow ur smart Possibly related to sherlock holmes! It's indeed possible. (You are staying out of trouble with the law these days, I hope!) so there's this thread in p2p general called "the most annoying things ppl do on runescape" i am tempted to post "ya wen im cybering with a girl and they log off for no reason"
December 14, 200619 yr wow ur smart Possibly related to sherlock holmes! It's indeed possible. (You are staying out of trouble with the law these days, I hope!) THat too, is also quite possible..! Oh yes, the army has me now :P
December 14, 200619 yr ROFL! nice job messin with him. There's no such thing as "wireless." Just really long extension cords.
December 14, 200619 yr I do that sometimes when lurers try to scam my whip in Edgeville. Sometimes I get close to getting their precious Mystic tops too. Scammers ftl. 99 Firemaking | 99 Mage | 99 Range | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Strength | 99 Attack
December 14, 200619 yr And the point of this thread is? Lol... why do u even bother to reply... I think it's funny... You GO Man!!!
December 14, 200619 yr it maybe stupid to say but would'nt you rather report those wannabe lure guys (if you can) oh and can someone please say if it posible to actually report lures becuase its obiviously item scamming but yet its your fault to wander in the wildy (i'm confused here) #-o but on topic again:nice doing so not getting lured+giving those bastards(can i say that ? :-$ ) a piece of your mind please if you have the time add twinsen345 for a chat i always love to talk
December 14, 200619 yr lol nice one i enjoyed reading it Join a Great F2p Pure clan http://www.rsromd.com
December 14, 200619 yr Lol...what noobs...after saying to bring your full rune (g) only an idot wouldnt now its a scam. :lol: O O --(O)-(O)-- What the.... \___/ \_____/
December 14, 200619 yr Good story. Glad you came out on top. :) [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85
December 14, 200619 yr Lol, you should have brought d-hide in your inventory and kill them and win the two mill :lol:
December 14, 200619 yr Author Lol, you should have brought d-hide in your inventory and kill them and win the two mill :lol: Not a bad idea. Let's stack this up though. ME: level 71 combat 58 attack/strength, 56 defence, 55 ranged, 52 magic. MELEE PURE: level 71 combat 66 attavk, 86 strength, 1 defence, 70+ magic. MAGIC PURE: level 56 combat 74 magic. I'd lose. And I didn't except to get this many replies. Woot! Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D
December 15, 200619 yr Hehe, I liked the story :. Sadly, many people do this in some form or another... It's kind of depressing that such a fun game can be ruined so easily . Anyways good luck, hope you get hit 2M gee pee's next time!
December 15, 200619 yr LOL nooby lures... Oh btw you can report them for that no u can't...a pk is a pk and they said it isn't against the rules, u just have watch out for those things. ANyway, good read...i love lure stories : Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it
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